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AB · 12-20-2007, 07:56 PM

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How To Give A Cat A Pill

1. Cradle cat in arms like holding a baby, gently place pill in cats mouth and allow him to swallow.

2. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Repeat process.

3. Retrieve cat from bedroom and throw soggy pill away.

4. Take out new pill, force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth. Hold mouth closed for count of 10.

5. Retrieve cat from top of wardrobe and pill from goldfish bowl. Call for husband.

6. Kneel on floor, hold cat between knees. Ignore cat's growls & hisses while having husband force wooden ruler into cats mouth and drop pill down the ruler.

7. Retrieve cat from curtain rail, make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains and broken figurines. Get out a new pill.

8. Wrap cat in large towel while having spouse lie on cat. Put pill in straw and blow into cats mouth.

9. Check label to make sure pill isn't harmful to humans, drink 1 beer to wash away taste of pill. Apply band-aid to spouse's arm and clean blood off carpet.

10. Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed, get new pill & another beer. Put cat in cabinet with only head sticking out. Force mouth open with a spoon, flick pill in with a rubber band.

11. Get screwdriver from garage and put cabinet door back on hinges, get bottle of whiskey to disinfect scratch on cheek and take one drink. Check records for date of last tetanus shot. Throw torn t-shirt away and get new one from bedroom.

12. Call fire department to get f-in' cat from tree across the street. Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Get out last pill.

13. Tie the little b-'s front paws to back paws with twine and bind tightly to leg of dining room table. Get heavy duty gloves from garage, push pill roughly into mouth followed by piece of steak and two pints of water.

14. Consumer remainder of whiskey.

15. Get spouse to drive you to emergency room, sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers & forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. On way home order new table.

16. Call Humane Society to collect mutant cat from h-, and call pet shop to see if they have any hamsters.

How To Give A Dog A Pill

1. Wrap pill in bacon.

*ClassicPinUp* · 12-20-2007, 08:02 PM

Sooo glad I have dogs!

PZelda · 12-20-2007, 08:20 PM

My mom's cats aren't like THAT.

I can mix up their medicine in wet cat food or pin them down while I'm on top of them and force it into their mouth.

It's the eyedrops part THAT is difficult.

Chelsea · 12-20-2007, 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by annball1957

How To Give A Dog A Pill

1. Wrap pill in bacon.

Like the ad says: IT'S BACON!!!!

catlover79 · 12-20-2007, 09:20 PM

I have 3 cats and can totally relate!!

Thank you Ann, you really helped cheer me up.

Janice · 12-20-2007, 11:55 PM

That is a scream!

Mikado · 12-21-2007, 12:24 AM

"OH NO YOU DON'T!!!"

ponytail · 12-21-2007, 06:34 AM

I can also relate to that.

My dogs were easy but my cat was a struggle.

catlover79 · 12-21-2007, 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mikado

"OH NO YOU DON'T!!!"

Yes, that's pretty much what our kitties do when we have to give them a pill.

AB · 12-21-2007, 07:55 PM

A friend emailed me that and I got a kick out of it. So far my cat hasn't needed any pills, but now I'll know what not to do.

Our Cat:

Mikado · 12-21-2007, 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by annball1957

Our Cat:

EVIL.......GLOWING........EYES..........MUST........RESIST.............YES MASTER, KITTY, I AM YOUR SLAAAAVVVEE!!!!

Cactus Jack · 12-21-2007, 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mikado

EVIL.......GLOWING........EYES..........MUST........RESIST.............YES MASTER, KITTY, I AM YOUR SLAAAAVVVEE!!!!

MIKAAAAAAADOOOOOOOOOOOO. YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE!

Mikado · 12-21-2007, 08:30 PM

Cactus Jack · 12-21-2007, 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mikado

LOL

Ireneparalegal · 12-21-2007, 10:16 PM

I knew Janice would love this!!!

So did I.

I had cats before but only had to fight with them when it came to bath time. Oy vey...

12-20-2007, 07:56 PM	#1
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	How To Give A Cat A Pill How To Give A Cat A Pill 1. Cradle cat in arms like holding a baby, gently place pill in cats mouth and allow him to swallow. 2. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Repeat process. 3. Retrieve cat from bedroom and throw soggy pill away. 4. Take out new pill, force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth. Hold mouth closed for count of 10. 5. Retrieve cat from top of wardrobe and pill from goldfish bowl. Call for husband. 6. Kneel on floor, hold cat between knees. Ignore cat's growls & hisses while having husband force wooden ruler into cats mouth and drop pill down the ruler. 7. Retrieve cat from curtain rail, make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains and broken figurines. Get out a new pill. 8. Wrap cat in large towel while having spouse lie on cat. Put pill in straw and blow into cats mouth. 9. Check label to make sure pill isn't harmful to humans, drink 1 beer to wash away taste of pill. Apply band-aid to spouse's arm and clean blood off carpet. 10. Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed, get new pill & another beer. Put cat in cabinet with only head sticking out. Force mouth open with a spoon, flick pill in with a rubber band. 11. Get screwdriver from garage and put cabinet door back on hinges, get bottle of whiskey to disinfect scratch on cheek and take one drink. Check records for date of last tetanus shot. Throw torn t-shirt away and get new one from bedroom. 12. Call fire department to get f-in' cat from tree across the street. Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Get out last pill. 13. Tie the little b-'s front paws to back paws with twine and bind tightly to leg of dining room table. Get heavy duty gloves from garage, push pill roughly into mouth followed by piece of steak and two pints of water. 14. Consumer remainder of whiskey. 15. Get spouse to drive you to emergency room, sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers & forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. On way home order new table. 16. Call Humane Society to collect mutant cat from h-, and call pet shop to see if they have any hamsters. How To Give A Dog A Pill 1. Wrap pill in bacon.

12-20-2007, 08:02 PM	#2
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12-20-2007, 08:20 PM	#3
PZelda Two Valeries! <3 Forum Addict Join Date: Jul 15, 2002 Location: I'm STILL missing NYC. :( Posts: 78,223	My mom's cats aren't like THAT. I can mix up their medicine in wet cat food or pin them down while I'm on top of them and force it into their mouth. It's the eyedrops part THAT is difficult.
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12-20-2007, 09:20 PM	#5
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,392	I have 3 cats and can totally relate!! Thank you Ann, you really helped cheer me up.
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12-21-2007, 12:24 AM	#7
Mikado Main st bridge Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 06, 2005 Posts: 25,892	"OH NO YOU DON'T!!!" Attached Images

12-20-2007, 11:55 PM	#6
Janice Retired Admin - Hollywood Swingin' Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 03, 2001 Location: Beantown Posts: 36,388	That is a scream!

12-21-2007, 06:34 AM	#8
ponytail Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 20, 2004 Location: In Happy, Healthy, Wealthyville Posts: 4,273	I can also relate to that. My dogs were easy but my cat was a struggle.

12-21-2007, 07:55 PM	#10
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	A friend emailed me that and I got a kick out of it. So far my cat hasn't needed any pills, but now I'll know what not to do. Our Cat: Attached Images

12-21-2007, 08:30 PM	#13
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12-21-2007, 10:16 PM	#15
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	I knew Janice would love this!!! So did I. I had cats before but only had to fight with them when it came to bath time. Oy vey...
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