If you could buy a drink for someone from UM... - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

justins5256 · 12-14-2007, 08:48 PM

who would it be?

My picks:

Glen Consagra - he would have to come clean about what really happened on the spoilbank though.

Jule Caylor - just because.

Robert Stack - anything on the menu and then some.

Jackie Edmonds - would have to keep an eye on the drinks though.

Your thoughts?

Ireneparalegal · 12-14-2007, 11:48 PM

That woman who poisoned her husband's milkshakes and later claimed it was because he was abusive to her.

I would make her a "milkshake" and put her through what she put her husband through.

wiseguy182 · 12-15-2007, 01:10 AM

Bob Bean. Definitely Bob Bean.

But you absolutely knew I was going to say that.

Also, Lisa Penz. I'm sure she would have a whole bag of stories to share.

DarkDante · 12-15-2007, 03:20 AM

Oh easy - for me it would have to be the one, the only...

G. Daniel Walker

nobody else comes close in my mind

mozartpc27 · 12-15-2007, 06:57 PM

If they were both still around, the Wackers. Really, what the hell was going on?

ididn'tdoit · 12-15-2007, 07:40 PM

Don Smith

unsolved88 · 12-15-2007, 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ididn'tdoit

Don Smith

Be careful, or he might whip you and anyone else in the bar!

SiberianKiss · 12-16-2007, 08:18 AM

the bank robbers who tunneled their way into vaults.

they're in my avatar

Corky Kneivel · 12-16-2007, 12:14 PM

I'd buy a drink for the "Angel" that hit up that retired couple down in Florida for iced tea and sammiches. That way, every Christmas I'll receive checks for like a bazillion smackers! All i gotta do is find the guy, and that shouldn't be too hard...just got to find a well dressed man walking from Houston to Boca Raton and back.

eunos_rsh · 12-16-2007, 02:50 PM

Not strictly *from* UM, but definitely connected - i would buy a drink for CrystalDawn for doing all these superb DVD compilations!!

Corky Kneivel · 12-16-2007, 07:01 PM

I'd buy a ton of drinks for Donald W. Marcari, the attorney for David Cox, just so i could keep screaming at him, "YOU can't handle the TRUTH!!!"

justins5256 · 12-17-2007, 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wiseguy182

so let me get this straight, they rob a bank and you want to reward them with drinks?

Yikes! Well, a lot of the people suggested in this thread have done some pretty heinous stuff and the idea of buying them drinks was meant as a joke, not that **I** actually would buy drinks for some of these people or that I'm saying anyone should. Well, maybe I would buy one for Stack if he was still around.

hovaslash · 12-17-2007, 11:25 AM

If you could get the Yeti, Chupacabra, the gold foil sweating woman, and Rainboy at one place at one time, drinks are on me!

kamy · 12-17-2007, 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hovaslash

If you could get the Yeti, Chupacabra, the gold foil sweating woman, and Rainboy at one place at one time, drinks are on me!

What a great thread!!!!

I would have to choose Robert of course. Maybe I could get him good and liquored up and get lucky!!

I love Bob Bean too, I'd love to saddle up next to him with a cold one. I bet he'd be a hoot drunk!!!

That's all for now, there are way too many to pick just one!

ididn'tdoit · 12-17-2007, 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kamy

I would have to choose Robert of course. Maybe I could get him good and liquored up and get lucky!!

Hahaha, geez you crack me up, Kamy!

Quote:

Originally Posted by kamy

I love Bob Bean too, I'd love to saddle up next to him with a cold one. I bet he'd be a hoot drunk!!!

Or even better, how about Bean, Snead and Wheeler all together, that'd be something!

12-14-2007, 08:48 PM	#1
justins5256 Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Aug 08, 2002 Posts: 3,866	If you could buy a drink for someone from UM... who would it be? My picks: Glen Consagra - he would have to come clean about what really happened on the spoilbank though. Jule Caylor - just because. Robert Stack - anything on the menu and then some. Jackie Edmonds - would have to keep an eye on the drinks though. Your thoughts?

12-14-2007, 11:48 PM	#2
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,689	That woman who poisoned her husband's milkshakes and later claimed it was because he was abusive to her. I would make her a "milkshake" and put her through what she put her husband through.
	__________________ DALLAS COWBOYS ARE HERE AT TRAINING CAMP!!!

12-15-2007, 06:57 PM	#5
mozartpc27 Vigilante Logician Forum Regular Join Date: Mar 09, 2006 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 924	If they were both still around, the Wackers. Really, what the hell was going on?
	__________________ "You can't say the words that the rock makes you feel like." - Patty Johnson

12-15-2007, 01:10 AM	#3
wiseguy182 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 11, 2006 Location: Wendy's salad bar Posts: 7,030	Bob Bean. Definitely Bob Bean. But you absolutely knew I was going to say that. Also, Lisa Penz. I'm sure she would have a whole bag of stories to share.

12-15-2007, 03:20 AM	#4
DarkDante Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 27, 2002 Posts: 1,569	Oh easy - for me it would have to be the one, the only... G. Daniel Walker nobody else comes close in my mind

12-15-2007, 07:40 PM	#6
ididn'tdoit Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jul 03, 2006 Posts: 405	Don Smith

12-16-2007, 08:18 AM	#8
SiberianKiss Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Mar 08, 2006 Posts: 204	the bank robbers who tunneled their way into vaults. they're in my avatar

12-16-2007, 12:14 PM	#9
Corky Kneivel Member Forum Regular Join Date: Feb 12, 2007 Location: Sacratomato Posts: 570	I'd buy a drink for the "Angel" that hit up that retired couple down in Florida for iced tea and sammiches. That way, every Christmas I'll receive checks for like a bazillion smackers! All i gotta do is find the guy, and that shouldn't be too hard...just got to find a well dressed man walking from Houston to Boca Raton and back.

12-16-2007, 02:50 PM	#10
eunos_rsh Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Aug 12, 2005 Posts: 23	Not strictly from UM, but definitely connected - i would buy a drink for CrystalDawn for doing all these superb DVD compilations!!

12-16-2007, 07:01 PM	#11
Corky Kneivel Member Forum Regular Join Date: Feb 12, 2007 Location: Sacratomato Posts: 570	I'd buy a ton of drinks for Donald W. Marcari, the attorney for David Cox, just so i could keep screaming at him, "YOU can't handle the TRUTH!!!"

12-17-2007, 11:25 AM	#13
hovaslash Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Apr 10, 2006 Location: ma Posts: 87	If you could get the Yeti, Chupacabra, the gold foil sweating woman, and Rainboy at one place at one time, drinks are on me!