Friday's Quotes:

[Frank Gannucci]

"Something Fishy":

Ralph (yells): "YOU ARE NOT GOING!"

Alice (yells): "I AM GOING!"

Ralph: "The only place that you are going to is the moon."

"Young Man With A Horn":

Ralph: "I am writing a list of all my weak points."

Ed: "Oh, is that all the paper you are going to use?"

"Pal O' Mine":

Ed: "All I know is that my boss loves suspenders."

Alice: "Trixie's right Ed. A man would rather have a ring than suspenders."

Ed: "Not if his pants keep falling down."

"Man In The Blue Suit":

Ralph: "While I am away, try not to sell the furniture."

Alice: "I tried but they wouldn't accept it."

"Man In The Blue Suit":

(Ralph, Ed and friends are playing poker.)

Ralph: "Why are you raising everyone if you are going out for?"

Ed: "I was trying to bluff you out of the pot."

"Move Uptown":

Mrs. Winters: "Do you and your wife have any wild parties?"

Ralph: "No."

Ed: "He hasn't even taken his wife out in the last five years."

"We Spy":

Interrorgator: "What were you two doing in the Russian firing range?"

Ed: "I don't have to tell you anything. Because of the Geneva conventions, all I have to do is tell you my name, address & social security number."

"Follow The Boys":

Ed (to Ralph): "How now brown bovine."

Alice: "That is a new word he just learned."

Ralph: "Now, he knows three of them."

"Two Faces of Ralph Kramden":

Ralph: "Since we are going to be living here, I may need to get my wife some new clothes."

Bruno: "Don't worry about it. All she will need is a black dress."