Oh My God!!

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It was Ho Ho Ho My God! when parent read Santa's letters
RICHARD STARNES, CanWest News Service
Published: 3 hours ago

There was absolutely nothing Ho Ho Ho about the letters Rosalyn Da Costa's children got from Santa yesterday.

In fact, they included filthy messages.

They are two of 10 inappropriate letters dropped into mailboxes across Ottawa in the past two days and there could be more. Yesterday, Canada Post shut down its Write To Santa program across the city while it joins Ottawa police to hunt down the rogue elf.

"Everybody here is so shocked," said Canada Post spokeswoman Cindy Daoust.

According to Canada Post's website, more than 11,000 current and retired Canada Post employees ensure that every child's letter that has a return address gets an answer.

"Disappointed doesn't begin to describe how we feel," Daoust said.

Da Costa was far more than disappointed, she was stunned. When she went for the mail at her home yesterday morning, she was thrilled to see Santa had answered letters from 2-year-old Maya and 10-year-old Colton.

"My first thought was to wait until Colton got home from school so he could sit and read them with her," she said.

But she was happy she changed her mind.

"I told Maya: 'There's a letter from Santa just for you, let's read it'. We sat down on the couch, I opened the letter and began to read. My mouth dropped open. Oh! My God!"

Each Santa letter Canada Post delivers contains the same main message with a hand-written personal PS.

Maya's personal PS said: "This letter is too long, you dumb ****."

"I went straight to Google, got the Canada Post number and called," Da Costa said. "A very nice lady at a call centre in Fredericton, N.B., was shocked and when I told her I also had a letter for Colton and was planning to let him read it when he got home, she said I should open it now just in case."

Da Costa went downstairs, picked up the letter and returned to the phone.

What she read had both women gasping. "Oh! My God, Oh! My God," they kept repeating.

The personal PS to Colton's letter read: "Your mom s**** d**** and your Dad is gay."

This brought a Canada Post supervisor to the phone.

"He said: 'That's like dirt in my mouth. I can't even say it.' " It was then that Da Costa decided she had to call CanWest News Service.

"My warning to everyone is: 'Open your children's letters first.' "

That will not be necessary for a few days in Ottawa because Canada Post has put out an alert for letter carriers to not deliver any Santa letters, to intercept any others in the system and to send them back. "We will check every one," said Canada Post's Daoust.

"And we will make sure we have enough volunteers to send out new messages from Santa."

At present, the program will continue as it has for the past 26 years across the remainder of Canada and around the world.

But Daoust promises a close look at the system in the future.

In 1999, an Oshawa 7-year-old receive a Santa message from Canada Post that called him "one greedy little boy!"

But the latest incidents are far more inappropriate and the first incident of their kind in the program's history, according to Canada Post president and CEO Moya Green. "We deeply apologize to any families affected by this ... We are shocked and heartbroken," she said.

Last year, Santa sent 1.06 million letters, enough to make the Guinness Book of World Records.

"The 250 volunteers In the Ottawa area are in shock and calling to ask what they can do, how they can help, Daoust said. "We firmly believe there is just one rogue elf out there."

© The Gazette (Montreal) 2007

[Max Whittaker]

Why is it that whenever there is a good idea to make someone's life a little more joyous, some ass hole has to go and take advantage of it?