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Janice · 12-02-2007, 03:22 PM

Please post anything Christmas related. Pictures, poems, jokes, stories, album covers, etc.

tv star collector · 12-02-2007, 05:27 PM

Here's Cracked magazine's Christmas Quiz, by Eric Bohlen (published in 1999):

While roasting chestnuts on an open fire, who nips at your nose?
(A) Sharon Stone
(B) Hannibal Lecter
(C) Jack Frost

Santa Claus checks his list to find out ...
(A) ... which of the elves have been fooling around with Mrs. Claus behind his
back
(B) ... Cindy Crawford's home address
(C) ... who's naughty and who's nice

Frosty the Snowman was a jolly, happy soul with a corncob pipe and a button nose and ...
(A) ... a strapless evening gown
(B) ... a bitter attitude toward Rudolph
(C) ... two eyes made out of coal

What happened after Santa laid a finger beside his nose?
(A) He picked out a very special "present" and left it clinging to the fireplace
(B) He told the little boys and girls to "pull my finger"
(C) Up the chimney he rose

If you ever saw Rudolph's nose, what would you swear?
(A) Really, Officer .. I'm okay to drive
(B) I bet there's neon boogers in that thing!
(C) That it glowed

Janice · 12-02-2007, 05:41 PM

*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 12-02-2007, 05:44 PM

I love Thomas Kinkade, and he has the most amazing Christmasy paintings

Here's some, I have the first one as my desktop picture.

*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 12-02-2007, 05:54 PM

Love this movie

Janice · 12-02-2007, 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by *Pleasant Tomorrow*

I love Thomas Kinkade, and he has the most amazing Christmasy paintings

I'm a big fan of Thomas Kinkade's work too. I buy calendars, Christmas cards, phone address books, and other items with his work. Hallmark Stores carry a lot of his products. As you probably know, he's known as the, "Painter of Light". I read a profile of Kinkade in Reader's Digest a few years ago. There was no father in his life. I forget if it was through divorce or death. His mother had to work a lot. Growing up, he would come home to an empty, dark house. That's the reason why he paints light in all of the windows of his paintings.

*ClassicPinUp* · 12-02-2007, 06:41 PM

First one is my desktop picture;

Janice · 12-02-2007, 06:49 PM

OH Nuts! · 12-02-2007, 06:50 PM

Love the cool deco's--they just came up--wild--let the Xmas spirit & party begin!.

*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 12-02-2007, 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janice

I'm a big fan of Thomas Kinkade's work too. I buy calendars, Christmas cards, phone address books, and other items with his work. Hallmark Stores carry a lot of his products. As you probably know, he's known as the, "Painter of Light". I read a profile of Kinkade in Reader's Digest a few years ago. There was no father in his life. I forget if it was through divorce or death. His mother had to work a lot. Growing up, he would come home to an empty, dark house. That's the reason why he paints light in all of the windows of his paintings.

Oh wow, I actually didn't know that that's really interesting. I love light, too. His pictures are always so cozy.

Ireneparalegal · 12-02-2007, 08:05 PM

I have this Stewie Christmas doll. My daughter's boyfriend bought it for me last year and right now it sits here on my desk...enjoy my Family Guy pics:

Cactus Jack · 12-02-2007, 08:08 PM

LOL AWESOME. I have Stewie and Brian ornaments LOL. The one with Peter as an angel was sold out

tv star collector · 12-02-2007, 08:21 PM

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer has been around since 1939, while Frosty
the Snowman made his first appearance in 1950. Here's the true story behind
each of these yuletide icons:

http://www.toonopedia.com/rudolph.htm

http://www.toonopedia.com/frosty.htm

*ClassicPinUp* · 12-02-2007, 08:30 PM

I love Thomas Kinkade's work as well. I read on his website that; Kinkade creatively fills his paintings with "love notes" by hiding the letter "N" in his paintings as tribute to his wife, Nanette. His daughters also find their own messages of love from their father as their names and images often appear in many of his paintings

I thought that was so sweet! Skater's Pond is one of my many favorites by him.

Ireneparalegal · 12-02-2007, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Cactus Jack

LOL AWESOME. I have Stewie and Brian ornaments LOL. The one with Peter as an angel was sold out

I have the Peter naked with a gift in front of his privates as an ornament.

I have a few FG ornaments for my tree. I have "fun" ornaments that adorn our tree. We haven't done our tree yet, but when we do, I will post a pic.

12-02-2007, 03:22 PM	#1
Janice Retired Admin - Hollywood Swingin' Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 03, 2001 Location: Beantown Posts: 36,388	The Christmas Thread Please post anything Christmas related. Pictures, poems, jokes, stories, album covers, etc.

12-02-2007, 05:27 PM	#2
tv star collector I Love Susie Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Oct 18, 2005 Location: South Carolina Posts: 4,487	Cracked Christmas Quiz Here's Cracked magazine's Christmas Quiz, by Eric Bohlen (published in 1999): While roasting chestnuts on an open fire, who nips at your nose? (A) Sharon Stone (B) Hannibal Lecter (C) Jack Frost Santa Claus checks his list to find out ... (A) ... which of the elves have been fooling around with Mrs. Claus behind his back (B) ... Cindy Crawford's home address (C) ... who's naughty and who's nice Frosty the Snowman was a jolly, happy soul with a corncob pipe and a button nose and ... (A) ... a strapless evening gown (B) ... a bitter attitude toward Rudolph (C) ... two eyes made out of coal What happened after Santa laid a finger beside his nose? (A) He picked out a very special "present" and left it clinging to the fireplace (B) He told the little boys and girls to "pull my finger" (C) Up the chimney he rose If you ever saw Rudolph's nose, what would you swear? (A) Really, Officer .. I'm okay to drive (B) I bet there's neon boogers in that thing! (C) That it glowed

12-02-2007, 05:44 PM	#4
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12-02-2007, 06:41 PM	#7
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12-02-2007, 06:49 PM	#8
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12-02-2007, 06:50 PM	#9
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12-02-2007, 08:05 PM	#11
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12-02-2007, 08:08 PM	#12
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12-02-2007, 08:21 PM	#13
tv star collector I Love Susie Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Oct 18, 2005 Location: South Carolina Posts: 4,487	Rudolph and Frosty Christmas Trivia Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer has been around since 1939, while Frosty the Snowman made his first appearance in 1950. Here's the true story behind each of these yuletide icons: http://www.toonopedia.com/rudolph.htm http://www.toonopedia.com/frosty.htm

12-02-2007, 08:30 PM	#14
ClassicPinUp ***** Senior Member** Join Date: Oct 28, 2006 Posts: 2,246	I love Thomas Kinkade's work as well. I read on his website that; Kinkade creatively fills his paintings with "love notes" by hiding the letter "N" in his paintings as tribute to his wife, Nanette. His daughters also find their own messages of love from their father as their names and images often appear in many of his paintings I thought that was so sweet! Skater's Pond is one of my many favorites by him.