Wednesday's Quotes:

[Frank Gannucci]

"The Deciding Vote":

Ed: "I would say that after listening to that motor there that the amateor sprocket is casuing interference which in turn causes the combustion line to interfere with the flow in the dynaflow."

Ralph: "Now what does that mean?"

Ed: "I don't know."

"Boys & Girls Together":

(Alice has cooked up a nice candlelight romantic dinner for Ralph. The lights are turned off. Ralph comes in.)

Alice: "Hello Ralph."

Ralph: "So, you forgot to pay the electric bill, huh?"

"Brother Ralph":

Alice: "Don't you trust me Ralph? You are my husband."

Ralph: "No, I'm your brother."

"A Woman's Work Is Never Done":

(Ralph picks up his burnt jacket.)

Ralph: "Is this your idea of a joke Norton?"

Ed: "No, that is my idea of a burn."

"Cottage For Sale Part 2":

Trixie: "My Ed has got more brains in his little finger than Ralph has in his whole head."

Ralph: "He's still an idiot."

"Brother Ralph":

Alice: "My brother is just as good as any member of your family."

Ralph: "He's still a bum."

"King of The Castle":

Alice: "I thought you were leaving forever."

Ralph: "I wouldn't give you the satisfaction."

"In 25 Words Or Less":

Ralph: "Before I started eating delicious Flakey Wakey, I weighed 250
pounds. I now weigh..."

Ed: "260 pounds."

"In 25 Words Or Less":

Ralph: "This dog won a prize at MSG."

Ed: "So did Trixie. She used to wrestle there before we got married."