Georgia Man Tries to Deposit Fake 1 Million Dollar Bill - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Zoneboy · 11-28-2007, 12:38 AM

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AIKEN, S.C. - A bank teller in Clearwater had a million reasons not to open an account for an Augusta, Ga., man Monday, authorities said. Alexander D. Smith, 31, was charged with disorderly conduct and two counts of forgery after he walked into the bank and tried to open an account by depositing a fake $1 million bill, said Aiken County Sheriff's spokesman Lt. Michael Frank.

The employee refused to open the account and called police while the man started to curse at bank workers, Frank said.

The second forgery charge came after investigators learned Smith bought several cartons of cigarettes from a nearby grocery store with a stolen check, Frank said.

The federal government has never printed a million-dollar bill, Frank said.

catlover79 · 11-28-2007, 01:01 AM

What a moron!! We haven't had Boneheads in a long time. Thanks for bringing it back, Charles.

Ireneparalegal · 11-28-2007, 01:09 AM

He had to be on crack.

Who in their right mind could possibly think they could get away with that?

catlover79 · 11-28-2007, 02:25 AM

I always love the description FAKE million dollar bill. Like there are any REAL ones floating around - and I wish I had a few!!

*catlover79 humming "For the Love of Money" by the O'Jays*

tanquant · 11-28-2007, 10:14 AM

How dumb can you be? everyone knows that there's no such thing as a one million dollar bill! Well almost everyone.

Janice Johnson · 11-28-2007, 11:59 AM

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AIKEN, S.C. - A bank teller in Clearwater had a million reasons not to open an account for an Augusta, Ga., man Monday, authorities said. Alexander D. Smith, 31, was charged with disorderly conduct and two counts of forgery after he walked into the bank and tried to open an account by depositing a fake $1 million bill, said Aiken County Sheriff's spokesman Lt. Michael Frank.

The employee refused to open the account and called police while the man started to curse at bank workers, Frank said.

The second forgery charge came after investigators learned Smith bought several cartons of cigarettes from a nearby grocery store with a stolen check, Frank said.

The federal government has never printed a million-dollar bill, Frank said.

I think that Janice Johnson and this guy would get along great!

tv star collector · 11-28-2007, 02:15 PM

Whose face was on it?? JACK BENNY?!

Cactus Jack · 11-28-2007, 02:46 PM

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Whose face was on it?? JACK BENNY?!

Bill Gates maybe

I dont think a 31 year old would know of a comedian from the 40s

Ireneparalegal · 11-28-2007, 03:40 PM

It had K-Fed's pic on it.

catlover79 · 11-28-2007, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

It had K-Fed's pic on it.

OUCH.

Stormtracker TF · 11-29-2007, 10:51 AM

People have to do this kind of stuff just to get the attention from it. Nobody can be THAT dumb.

coffield3 · 11-29-2007, 11:45 AM

catlover79 · 11-29-2007, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Stormtracker TF

People have to do this kind of stuff just to get the attention from it. Nobody can be THAT dumb.

Yes, people CAN be that dumb!

Sad but true.

Cactus Jack · 11-29-2007, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

It had K-Fed's pic on it.

LOL

11-28-2007, 12:38 AM	#1
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11-29-2007, 10:51 AM	#11
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11-28-2007, 02:25 AM	#4
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,392	I always love the description FAKE million dollar bill. Like there are any REAL ones floating around - and I wish I had a few!! catlover79 humming "For the Love of Money" by the O'Jays

11-28-2007, 10:14 AM	#5
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Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	It had K-Fed's pic on it.