Osbournes Make Macabre Suicide Pact - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Brian Damage · 11-27-2007, 10:23 PM

Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne have agreed on a suicide pact - so they can both die at the same time. Rock matriarch Sharon, who is also Ozzy's manager, has revealed she and her husband agree they cannot live without each other, and so they've chosen to go to the grave together.

She explains, "Whatever it was, where you know you're going to die, we would want to choose the time where we want to leave. I would go with my old man, and he would come with me... (Fortunately) my husband is better than ever, health-wise."

But the macabre suicide pact doesn't kick in until 2012, with busy Sharon adding she can't contemplate taking her life "in the next five years."

(This news article provided by World Entertainment News Network)

Mikado · 11-27-2007, 10:40 PM

Sounds like a washed-up rock star and his foul-mouthed wife are just looking for publicity, to me.

Adamantium · 11-28-2007, 06:07 PM

I'm sure that's what "the kids" want - both of their parents to die at the same time.

This seems sick to me.

catlover79 · 11-28-2007, 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adamantium

I'm sure that's what "the kids" want - both of their parents to die at the same time.

This seems sick to me.

I agree. Sick and creepy.

Dean Winchester · 11-28-2007, 07:02 PM

I just heard about this from Adam.

On one hand, it's kind of sweet that a reality show didn't destroy their marriage, like Hulk Hogan (I always knew Linda was a bitch from the few times I saw it), Nick and Jessica and Danny Bonaduce. But at the same time, it's a little selfish because neither of them are considering the devastating impact it would have on their children.

Ireneparalegal · 11-28-2007, 08:12 PM

How much you wanna bet this is just a sick joke?

-FullHouseFan- · 02-06-2008, 10:39 AM

I'm sure both Kelly and Jack don't want either parent to die,any time soon!

11-27-2007, 10:23 PM	#1
Brian Damage I'm Rich Bitch Forum Icon Join Date: Feb 03, 2002 Location: What Ain't No Country I Ever Heard Of...They Speak English in What? Posts: 63,108	Osbournes Make Macabre Suicide Pact Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne have agreed on a suicide pact - so they can both die at the same time. Rock matriarch Sharon, who is also Ozzy's manager, has revealed she and her husband agree they cannot live without each other, and so they've chosen to go to the grave together. She explains, "Whatever it was, where you know you're going to die, we would want to choose the time where we want to leave. I would go with my old man, and he would come with me... (Fortunately) my husband is better than ever, health-wise." But the macabre suicide pact doesn't kick in until 2012, with busy Sharon adding she can't contemplate taking her life "in the next five years." (This news article provided by World Entertainment News Network)
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11-27-2007, 10:40 PM	#2
Mikado Main st bridge Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 06, 2005 Posts: 25,880	Sounds like a washed-up rock star and his foul-mouthed wife are just looking for publicity, to me.

11-28-2007, 06:07 PM	#3
Adamantium TVAdam No More Forum Veteran Join Date: Sep 11, 2002 Location: Springfield, Ohio Posts: 7,820	I'm sure that's what "the kids" want - both of their parents to die at the same time. This seems sick to me.

11-28-2007, 07:02 PM	#5
Dean Winchester Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 28, 2003 Location: Louisville KY Posts: 14,803	I just heard about this from Adam. On one hand, it's kind of sweet that a reality show didn't destroy their marriage, like Hulk Hogan (I always knew Linda was a bitch from the few times I saw it), Nick and Jessica and Danny Bonaduce. But at the same time, it's a little selfish because neither of them are considering the devastating impact it would have on their children.

02-06-2008, 10:39 AM	#7
-FullHouseFan- Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Feb 06, 2008 Location: Earth Posts: 6	I'm sure both Kelly and Jack don't want either parent to die,any time soon!