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Frank Gannucci · 11-24-2007, 11:12 PM

"The Deciding Vote":

(Ralph turns on the vaccum cleaner. It doesn't work.)

Ed: "I think that motor needs a drop or erl."

Ralph: "Yeah, that is all that it needs. A drop of oil."

Alice: "A drop of oil? It wouldn't help if you dipped it in Texas."

"Love Letter":

Ralph: "What was she (Trixie) holding behind her back?"

Alice: "Ralph, really it was nothing."

Ralph: "Alice, you don't hold nothing behind your back. You show it out in front so everybody can see it. Now, what was she holding behind her back."

Alice: "All right. She was hiding your birthday present."

Ralph: "Why did you tell me for? You know I like surprises."

"Boys & Girls Together":

Ralph: "Even the Constitution says that a man is entitled to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness."

Ed: "But the marriage license is an amendment to the Constitution."

"Unconventional Behavior":

Ed: "Remember last year at the Convention when the police were cracking down on the people who were throwing water bags out of the hotel window? That didn't bother me. I just filled up my bags with water and threw them out."

Ralph: "What happened?"

Ed: "I almost drowned. The window was closed."

"The Cold":

(Alice is taking the plaster off of Ralph's back.)

Alice: "I suppose you can't take off the top of your pajamas?"

Ralph: "You want to turn the cold into amoania (sp?)."

"Two For The Money":

Ralph: "Good thing that I have a brain to figure these things out for us."

Ed: "You sure do Ralph. You can think of smart things to get yourself out of the dumb things that you get yourself into."

"Pal O' Mine":

Trixie: "Ed wanted to get Jim McKeever red suspenders, but I thought a ring would be better."

Ed: "All I konw is Jim has a weakness for red suspenders."

Alice: "She's right Ed. A man would rather have a ring then suspenders."

Ed: "Not if his pants keep falling down."

"Flushing Ho":

(Ed looks at the toaster.)

Ed: "The radiostat conductor is not making proper contact with the electrocoil."

Alice: "What does that mean?"

Ed: "There's a screw loose."

11-24-2007, 11:12 PM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,042	Saturday's Quotes: "The Deciding Vote": (Ralph turns on the vaccum cleaner. It doesn't work.) Ed: "I think that motor needs a drop or erl." Ralph: "Yeah, that is all that it needs. A drop of oil." Alice: "A drop of oil? It wouldn't help if you dipped it in Texas." "Love Letter": Ralph: "What was she (Trixie) holding behind her back?" Alice: "Ralph, really it was nothing." Ralph: "Alice, you don't hold nothing behind your back. You show it out in front so everybody can see it. Now, what was she holding behind her back." Alice: "All right. She was hiding your birthday present." Ralph: "Why did you tell me for? You know I like surprises." "Boys & Girls Together": Ralph: "Even the Constitution says that a man is entitled to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness." Ed: "But the marriage license is an amendment to the Constitution." "Unconventional Behavior": Ed: "Remember last year at the Convention when the police were cracking down on the people who were throwing water bags out of the hotel window? That didn't bother me. I just filled up my bags with water and threw them out." Ralph: "What happened?" Ed: "I almost drowned. The window was closed." "The Cold": (Alice is taking the plaster off of Ralph's back.) Alice: "I suppose you can't take off the top of your pajamas?" Ralph: "You want to turn the cold into amoania (sp?)." "Two For The Money": Ralph: "Good thing that I have a brain to figure these things out for us." Ed: "You sure do Ralph. You can think of smart things to get yourself out of the dumb things that you get yourself into." "Pal O' Mine": Trixie: "Ed wanted to get Jim McKeever red suspenders, but I thought a ring would be better." Ed: "All I konw is Jim has a weakness for red suspenders." Alice: "She's right Ed. A man would rather have a ring then suspenders." Ed: "Not if his pants keep falling down." "Flushing Ho": (Ed looks at the toaster.) Ed: "The radiostat conductor is not making proper contact with the electrocoil." Alice: "What does that mean?" Ed: "There's a screw loose."