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Frank Gannucci · 11-23-2007, 10:10 PM

(AmericanLife TV):

TV-G

All times are Eastern.

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Shelia MacRae as Alice Kramden. Jean Kean as Trixie Norton.

Fri. Nov. 30 10p & Sat. Dec. 1, 2007 12a #23 – “Nephew of The Bride”: Alice's Aunt Ethel (played by Doro Merande) moves in with the Kramdens. Ralph, who has to sleep on a cot in the kitchen, plays Cupid for her and Krausmeyer, the butcher (played by David Burns). His plan succeeds, Ethel and Krausmeyer elope, and they return to the Kramdens' for a place to live until they can find a home. And Ralph moves to the YMCA. (VCR Plus Code for Fri.: 9160. For Sat.: 38536.)

Sat. Dec. 8 10p & Sun. Dec. 9, 2007 12a #24 – “Out of Sight, Out of Mind”: Ralph is sent to the company psychiatrist when he loses his temper once too often on the job. He is advised to give up his friendship with Norton, Norton mistakes his farewell note for a suicide note, and shadows Ralph to keep him out of trouble. Ralph, seeing Norton everywhere he looks, thinks he's losing his mind...until the truth comes out and the psychiatrist decides that Norton and Kramden belong together.

"Teamwork Beats The Clock":

Ralph "I have been driving a bus for the Gotham Bus Company."

Bud: "Well, they do say that travel broadens one."

"Game Called On Account of Marriage":

Ralph: "I have problems."

Ed: "You are telling me. You kept me awake all last night."

Ralph: "You hear about it?"

Ed: "Did I hear about it? The top floor is betting 8-5 that you go to the wedding."

"Stand-In For Murder Part One":

Ralph: "I was just upset that Alice thinks that there is no one stupid to offer me a job like that."

Ed: "This guy sound stupid enough."

"Two For The Money":

(Ed & Ralph dance to music that is coming from Dehnny's Bar's jukebox at 3am. The owner unplugs it.)

Restaurant Owner: "Do you want me to lose my license?"

Ed: "Don't worry. We will drive you home."

"Funny Money":

Ralph: "Money. I am a millionaire."

Ed: "There is enough here to keep you in pizza for the rest of your life."

"The Bensonhurst Bomber":

Little Man: "My pal Harvey is bigger than me."

Ralph: "I got a friend Shirley who is bigger than you."

"Opportunity Knocks, But":

Butler: "Mr. Marshall will be here shortly. He is in the library."

Ed: "The library?"

(Ed looks at his watch.)

Ed: "He should be here soon. The library closes at 9."

"Without Reservations":

Stan: "Are there any openings at the bus depot?"

Ralph: "No."

Stan: "Then how do you get in the building?"

"Lawsuit" (Color):

Ed: "I know a person who died from stubbing his toe?"

Man: "Stubbing his toe? How is that possible?"

Ed: "He stubbed it on the Grand Canyon's edge."

11-23-2007, 10:10 PM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,072	Friday's Quotes & Honeymooners TV Schedule (11/30-12/08): (AmericanLife TV): TV-G All times are Eastern. Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Shelia MacRae as Alice Kramden. Jean Kean as Trixie Norton. Fri. Nov. 30 10p & Sat. Dec. 1, 2007 12a #23 – “Nephew of The Bride”: Alice's Aunt Ethel (played by Doro Merande) moves in with the Kramdens. Ralph, who has to sleep on a cot in the kitchen, plays Cupid for her and Krausmeyer, the butcher (played by David Burns). His plan succeeds, Ethel and Krausmeyer elope, and they return to the Kramdens' for a place to live until they can find a home. And Ralph moves to the YMCA. (VCR Plus Code for Fri.: 9160. For Sat.: 38536.) Sat. Dec. 8 10p & Sun. Dec. 9, 2007 12a #24 – “Out of Sight, Out of Mind”: Ralph is sent to the company psychiatrist when he loses his temper once too often on the job. He is advised to give up his friendship with Norton, Norton mistakes his farewell note for a suicide note, and shadows Ralph to keep him out of trouble. Ralph, seeing Norton everywhere he looks, thinks he's losing his mind...until the truth comes out and the psychiatrist decides that Norton and Kramden belong together. "Teamwork Beats The Clock": Ralph "I have been driving a bus for the Gotham Bus Company." Bud: "Well, they do say that travel broadens one." "Game Called On Account of Marriage": Ralph: "I have problems." Ed: "You are telling me. You kept me awake all last night." Ralph: "You hear about it?" Ed: "Did I hear about it? The top floor is betting 8-5 that you go to the wedding." "Stand-In For Murder Part One": Ralph: "I was just upset that Alice thinks that there is no one stupid to offer me a job like that." Ed: "This guy sound stupid enough." "Two For The Money": (Ed & Ralph dance to music that is coming from Dehnny's Bar's jukebox at 3am. The owner unplugs it.) Restaurant Owner: "Do you want me to lose my license?" Ed: "Don't worry. We will drive you home." "Funny Money": Ralph: "Money. I am a millionaire." Ed: "There is enough here to keep you in pizza for the rest of your life." "The Bensonhurst Bomber": Little Man: "My pal Harvey is bigger than me." Ralph: "I got a friend Shirley who is bigger than you." "Opportunity Knocks, But": Butler: "Mr. Marshall will be here shortly. He is in the library." Ed: "The library?" (Ed looks at his watch.) Ed: "He should be here soon. The library closes at 9." "Without Reservations": Stan: "Are there any openings at the bus depot?" Ralph: "No." Stan: "Then how do you get in the building?" "Lawsuit" (Color): Ed: "I know a person who died from stubbing his toe?" Man: "Stubbing his toe? How is that possible?" Ed: "He stubbed it on the Grand Canyon's edge."