Things We Learned From Benson - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

catlover79 · 11-23-2007, 02:43 PM

ALWAYS make sure both parties are single before playing matchmaker.

ALWAYS make sure that a cane is not really a gun.

ALWAYS watch where you're going if you happen to be in the same room as a bearskin rug.

Tiny bathrooms were not designed for a private conversation for three.

Little chairs were not designed to hold grown men.

The youngest member of the household is usually the wisest.

Late night conversations over milk and cookies will always cheer a person up.

BensonFan · 11-23-2007, 02:51 PM

Always make sure the door doesn't close behind you (or you might get locked in a room with the brash German housekeeper).

catlover79 · 11-23-2007, 02:54 PM

Don't let Kraus near the control board for the school play.

WATCH out if Taylor/Clayton starts being nice to you. It's never a good sign.

Bring a pillow if Gov. Gatling starts telling a long, boring, pointless story.

Don't let Gov. Gatling try to write his own speeches.

Pete REALLY doesn't like his ex-wife.

BensonFan · 11-23-2007, 02:58 PM

Don't eat anything Katie made all by herself.

catlover79 · 11-23-2007, 06:04 PM

Why knock yourself out doing a school project when Kraus and Marcy can do it for you?

NEVER trust beautiful women with red hair and blue eyes who wear lots of lip gloss.

BensonFan · 11-23-2007, 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by catlover79

WATCH out if Taylor/Clayton starts being nice to you. It's never a good sign.

This is the ultimate lesson learned by Benson.

catlover79 · 11-24-2007, 12:06 AM

If you're pregnant, make sure you never go near an elevator or a run-down shack in the middle of a blizzard. That is where you are sure to go into labor.

NEVER dress up as the Sugar Plum Fairy with real sugar cubes - unless you want to be eaten by horses.

blink · 11-24-2007, 02:46 PM

Always watch out for the dogs.
The governor is really a smart guy but he's just scatterbrained.
You can't have lactose-intolerance and be on the show.
If you eat anything that Katie made herself you will ether start gagging on the spot or come down with acid-reflux afterwards.

BensonFan · 11-24-2007, 03:23 PM

If you can't sleep, come down to the kitchen. Chances are you'll find someone sitting at the table drinking milk.

BensonFan · 11-25-2007, 01:53 AM

Never lend your car to Pete.

catlover79 · 11-25-2007, 04:22 AM

If you are stupid enough to eat something Katie made by herself, make sure you have plenty of Pepto Bismol handy!!

catlover79 · 11-25-2007, 12:13 PM

It doesn't matter if you whisper, use sign language, or write your words down - Kraus will ALWAYS hear you!!

svt65 · 11-26-2007, 12:16 AM

Never take Pete out to lunch, and never watch while he's eating. It ain't pretty!

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If you want to have a private conversation, don't have it while Marcy's nearby!

BensonFan · 11-26-2007, 12:22 AM

If you can't find your calculator, no problem...Denise can add up those figures just as quickly!

catlover79 · 11-26-2007, 12:23 AM

NEVER go on a vacation with Taylor - unless you want to be subjected to non-stop whining, complaining, laziness and annoying sinus noises!!

11-23-2007, 02:43 PM	#1
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,376	Things We Learned From Benson ALWAYS make sure both parties are single before playing matchmaker. ALWAYS make sure that a cane is not really a gun. ALWAYS watch where you're going if you happen to be in the same room as a bearskin rug. Tiny bathrooms were not designed for a private conversation for three. Little chairs were not designed to hold grown men. The youngest member of the household is usually the wisest. Late night conversations over milk and cookies will always cheer a person up.
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11-23-2007, 02:51 PM	#2
BensonFan Board Psychologist Senior Member Join Date: Mar 16, 2004 Location: Chicago, IL USA Posts: 2,733	Always make sure the door doesn't close behind you (or you might get locked in a room with the brash German housekeeper).

11-23-2007, 02:54 PM	#3
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,376	Don't let Kraus near the control board for the school play. WATCH out if Taylor/Clayton starts being nice to you. It's never a good sign. Bring a pillow if Gov. Gatling starts telling a long, boring, pointless story. Don't let Gov. Gatling try to write his own speeches. Pete REALLY doesn't like his ex-wife.

11-23-2007, 02:58 PM	#4
BensonFan Board Psychologist Senior Member Join Date: Mar 16, 2004 Location: Chicago, IL USA Posts: 2,733	Don't eat anything Katie made all by herself.

11-23-2007, 06:04 PM	#5
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,376	Why knock yourself out doing a school project when Kraus and Marcy can do it for you? NEVER trust beautiful women with red hair and blue eyes who wear lots of lip gloss.

11-24-2007, 12:06 AM	#7
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,376	If you're pregnant, make sure you never go near an elevator or a run-down shack in the middle of a blizzard. That is where you are sure to go into labor. NEVER dress up as the Sugar Plum Fairy with real sugar cubes - unless you want to be eaten by horses.

11-24-2007, 02:46 PM	#8
blink Member Forum Regular Join Date: Apr 17, 2004 Location: Texarkana AR. Posts: 950	Always watch out for the dogs. The governor is really a smart guy but he's just scatterbrained. You can't have lactose-intolerance and be on the show. If you eat anything that Katie made herself you will ether start gagging on the spot or come down with acid-reflux afterwards.

11-24-2007, 03:23 PM	#9
BensonFan Board Psychologist Senior Member Join Date: Mar 16, 2004 Location: Chicago, IL USA Posts: 2,733	If you can't sleep, come down to the kitchen. Chances are you'll find someone sitting at the table drinking milk.

11-25-2007, 01:53 AM	#10
BensonFan Board Psychologist Senior Member Join Date: Mar 16, 2004 Location: Chicago, IL USA Posts: 2,733	Never lend your car to Pete.

11-25-2007, 04:22 AM	#11
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,376	If you are stupid enough to eat something Katie made by herself, make sure you have plenty of Pepto Bismol handy!!

11-25-2007, 12:13 PM	#12
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,376	It doesn't matter if you whisper, use sign language, or write your words down - Kraus will ALWAYS hear you!!

11-26-2007, 12:16 AM	#13
svt65 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Oct 07, 2006 Location: SoCal, USA Posts: 147	Never take Pete out to lunch, and never watch while he's eating. It ain't pretty! ++++ If you want to have a private conversation, don't have it while Marcy's nearby!

11-26-2007, 12:22 AM	#14
BensonFan Board Psychologist Senior Member Join Date: Mar 16, 2004 Location: Chicago, IL USA Posts: 2,733	If you can't find your calculator, no problem...Denise can add up those figures just as quickly!

11-26-2007, 12:23 AM	#15
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,376	NEVER go on a vacation with Taylor - unless you want to be subjected to non-stop whining, complaining, laziness and annoying sinus noises!!