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Dean Winchester · 11-14-2007, 06:17 PM

Dog Secks

An Indian man has married a dog in a Hindu ceremony in hopes that it will repair the curse placed on him for murdering 2 dogs. 15 years ago Mr. Selvakumar stoned 2 dogs to death while they were doing sex to each other and hung their bodies from a tree.

After that happened he lost hearing in one of his ears and his hands and legs became paralyzed. Curse of the bitch!

An astrologer told Mr. Selvakumar that he must marry a dog to cure the curse. He took the astrologer's advice and married Selvi. She was a stray dog and now she's known as Mrs. Selvakumar. Mr. Selvakumar thinks he will cure the curse by marrying Selvie.

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Ireneparalegal · 11-14-2007, 07:26 PM

Hey, J-Lo is married already...

*ClassicPinUp* · 11-14-2007, 07:43 PM

Gotta love the dogs "you're all fu^*ing nuts" look.

Ireneparalegal · 11-14-2007, 07:44 PM

He should be hung by his you-know-what for killing two dogs...BASTARD!!!!

Buffyboy323 · 11-14-2007, 09:16 PM

Oh...Dear god...

coffield3 · 11-14-2007, 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

Hey, J-Lo is married already...

Mikado · 11-14-2007, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Buffyboy323

Oh...Dear god...

You mean Dear DOG....you got that backwards

Mikado · 11-14-2007, 09:30 PM

Some men marry dogs, others marry bitches, THIS guy has it ALL!

( And NO, I don't want one of the puppies!)

Buffyboy323 · 11-14-2007, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Mikado

You mean Dear DOG....you got that backwards

Haha!

Buffyboy323 · 11-14-2007, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Mikado

Some men marry dogs, others marry bitches, THIS guy has it ALL!

( And NO, I don't want one of the puppies!)

Dean Winchester · 11-14-2007, 10:08 PM

I honestly think God makes things like this happen when writers are striking so we'll miss what would've been hysterical monologues from the talk show host crowd

Cactus Jack · 11-14-2007, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Dean Winchester

I honestly think God makes things like this happen when writers are striking so we'll miss what would've been hysterical monologues from the talk show host crowd

I know

DAM

Janice Johnson · 11-14-2007, 10:53 PM

Oh. My. god. This is a joke, right. *Laughs uneasily.*

Mikado · 11-14-2007, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Dean Winchester

I honestly think God makes things like this happen when writers are striking so we'll miss what would've been hysterical monologues from the talk show host crowd

Who needs talk show hosts when you got SO posters?

catlover79 · 11-14-2007, 11:25 PM

I hope they're not planning on having kids!!

11-14-2007, 06:17 PM	#1
Dean Winchester Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 28, 2003 Location: Louisville KY Posts: 14,803	Indian man marries a bitch... literally Dog Secks An Indian man has married a dog in a Hindu ceremony in hopes that it will repair the curse placed on him for murdering 2 dogs. 15 years ago Mr. Selvakumar stoned 2 dogs to death while they were doing sex to each other and hung their bodies from a tree. After that happened he lost hearing in one of his ears and his hands and legs became paralyzed. Curse of the bitch! An astrologer told Mr. Selvakumar that he must marry a dog to cure the curse. He took the astrologer's advice and married Selvi. She was a stray dog and now she's known as Mrs. Selvakumar. Mr. Selvakumar thinks he will cure the curse by marrying Selvie. dailymail.co.uk

11-14-2007, 07:26 PM	#2
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11-14-2007, 07:43 PM	#3
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11-14-2007, 11:25 PM	#15
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11-14-2007, 07:44 PM	#4
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	He should be hung by his you-know-what for killing two dogs...BASTARD!!!!

11-14-2007, 09:16 PM	#5
Buffyboy323 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Jun 24, 2005 Posts: 6,102	Oh...Dear god...

11-14-2007, 09:30 PM	#8
Mikado Main st bridge Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 06, 2005 Posts: 25,886	Some men marry dogs, others marry bitches, THIS guy has it ALL! ( And NO, I don't want one of the puppies!)

11-14-2007, 10:08 PM	#11
Dean Winchester Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 28, 2003 Location: Louisville KY Posts: 14,803	I honestly think God makes things like this happen when writers are striking so we'll miss what would've been hysterical monologues from the talk show host crowd

11-14-2007, 10:53 PM	#13
Janice Johnson Commercial Lover Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: May 30, 2003 Location: Miami, Florida Posts: 4,739	Oh. My. god. This is a joke, right. Laughs uneasily.