Wednesday's Quotes:

[Frank Gannucci]

"Dial J For Janitor":

Ralph (sarcastically): "I hope you realize that water always recedes it's level."

Ed: "Yeah, we heard rumors to that effect down in the sewer."

"Dial J For Janitor":

Ed: "Janitor. Whoa janitor."

Ralph: "Don't call me 'janitor.' I am a maintenance engineer."

"Young At Heart":

Alice: "How can you be so icky?"

Ralph: "Icky?"

Alice: "You are a termite Ralph. Strickly out of the wood."

"The Prowler":

Ed: "There is a prowler loose in the building. You better pile up some furniture against the door."

Ralph: "Thank you but I have already done that."

Ed: "How did I get in?"

"The Prowler":

Alice: "I am not going to stay up here awake all by myself."

Ralph: "Then why don't you get your mom? She will protect you. She knows how to handle people coming into her house during the night. Ask your dad."

"Cottage For Sale Part 1":

"Mr. Mosby": "This cottage has features Mr. Kramden that compare favorably with your city home."

Ed: "If it has a door on the knob, it's way ahead."

"Without Reservations":

Ralph: "Grab a mop and start mopping."

Alice: "I will not."

Ralph (yells): "GRAB A MOP AND START MOPPING."

Alice: "Only if I use you as a mop."

"Without Reservations":

Ralph (yells): "I AM GOING TO COUNT TO FIVE AND IF YOU ARE NOT MOPPING WHEN I COUNT TO FIVE, LOOK OUT. ONE! THERE YOU ARE. THAT'S ONE…TWO, THERE'S TWO. ONE! TWO! THREE IS COMING NEXT…THREE! AFTER THREE COMES FOUR. FOUR IS NEXT. YOU KNOW FOUR IS NEXT. DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS NEXT?"

Alice: "Why don't you say it?"

Ralph (yells): "FIVE! ALL RIGHT I AM GOING TO TELL YOU WHAT I AM
GOING TO DO. THE NEXT TIME YOU BLEACH YOUR HAIR, I WON'T TOUCH YOUR ROOTS."

"Life Upon The Wicked Stage":

Ralph: "What is the foil used for?"

Ed: "To prevent the soot from the chimney from getting on my vest."

Ralph: "It would be a shame to get that vest dirty after working in the sewer all day."