"Will You Take My Bribe?"

[JT]

"Troublsome Reunion"
Part One:

It was a winter night in Los Angeles.The inspiring actress Tootie Williams and her husband were entertaining company.

Tootie:Yeah and didn't you see the way she looked at me like 'You don't deserve that Oscar!'?
Ellen:Yeah I said to myself 'What a snob!"!
Jeff:Tootie can you get me some ice for this cola?
Tootie:Go get it yourself!
Jeff:Ha-ha go get the ice Tootie.
Tootie:No!
Jeff:Just get the ice!
Tootie:Why do I have to get the ice for you?
Jeff:Just get the ice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tootie:Ellen let's just ignore them and go over to Lor's house.

Jeff stands and gets in front of her.

Jeff:You ain't going no where.

Tootie gives him the hand

Jeff:Hold on.I'll go get it but you have to come with me.
Tootie:OK....

He gently took her hand and dragged her into the room.

Tootie:OK there is the ice.

Jeff smacks her and throws her into the table.

Tootie:Jeff whats wrong?
Jeffon't Jeff what's wrong me!

He picks her up and throws her into the pantry closet.

Jeff:You ain't getting out of here until you pour water in the cup and have turn to ice!

He exited to the living room of the glamorous home of once happy people.

Jeff:Sorry Ellen Tootie decided to go to sleep.
Jerry:Listen man!I heard what was going on.
Jeffgrins)Go ahead take your best shot.

Jerry punched the rock hard Jeff in his chest.Jeff flipped over and had him in a headlock.

Jeff:Get outta my house busta!
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Only days after the tragic beating Joanne Bonner stepped out of her Brooklyn home to the glory of snow.She dabbled in it with a stick and broke it in half.She was hiding to little round faces who were picking out on the sides.She sat down.

Jo:You know you two have it good.Back when I was growing up-
Judy:Back in the Bronx.Mommy we know all about your Bronx days now!!!!!!!
Jo:Oh so know I'm an old maid ha?
She said joking.
Roger:Mommy you are old!How old like....11?
Jo:A woman doesn't reveal her real age.....so yeah I'm around eleven.

Her husband Rick broke out from the life-size pile of snow behind the three.

Rick:What do we have here?
Jo:Nothing....
Rick:Well I saw we leave the kids off with Mrs.Timber and go to the casino!
He said putting his ringed arms around her.
Judy:Yeah I want to go to Mrs.Timber's house!She gives us milk and cookies.She even reads us a story like real mommys!
Jo:We'll see........
Rick:What's the answer?
Jo:Yeah....I'm short a few bucks.
Rick:In that case you better step away from the Roulette Wheel!
Jo:Oh c'mon Rick!That was one time!
Rick:Jo I should remind you that you do NOT yell at the little ball!!!!!!
Jo:Whatever.......I bet I win some big money!
Rick:I bet you get four whammies!
Judy:What's a whammy?
Jo:It's a form of art.
Rick:Well not really.It was what the loser's got on an old game show.
Judy:Oh....

Part 2 is coming!

[This message has been edited by JT (edited 09-11-2001).]

[Ryanmo97]

Not bad. Love the "Press your Luck" reference.

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[JT]

Part Two:

It was the Monday after that Friday that Natalie Green got a not surprising call.

Natalie:Hello?
Mrs.Taylor:Mrs.Green?
Natalie:This is she.
Mrs.Taylor:I have your son-
Natalie:What'd he do this time?
Mrs.Taylor:Fighting.
Natalie:I'll be right down there.

She pressed a button on the cordless phone.

Natalie:Snake?
Snake:Who won?
Natalie:It isn't funny!(trys not to laugh)As might already know your son has attacked again.
Snakelaughs)Sometimes I just don't know.......
Natalie:I think I know where he gets it from.
Snakeon't be hard on yourself!
Natalie:Snake!
Snake:Well I'll talk to him tonight when I get home.Just to let you know the doctors said that Gillian was going to go to surgery.

Natalie gets a worried look on her face.

Natalie:Snake...if we ever find that idiot who killed my daughter.....
Snake:I know.......Gillian's back....I'll have to call you back.

Natalie just sat there thinking about that fateful car wreck that killed her daughter and hurt her other daughter.
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A tall blonde woman stepped behind a podium to face a truck load of preteens.

Blair:As we all prepair for the Christmas holidays I want to read a quote from a very interesting book."Early to bed Early to rise that's what makes a man wealthy,healthy and wise."That means even though it's not a school night go to bed EARLY!

She walked over to a secludded office behind the eating area.

Jane:Blair
Blair:Yeah?
Jane:I got something in the mail from somebody named Beverly Ann Stickle?
Blair:Beverly Ann?
She said thinking hard.
Blair:Beverly Ann!!!!Where is it?
Jane:Right here!
Blairreading)Blair it really is me.Edna and I are living it up in Florida during vacation.It's the only place that is still hot!I wanted to know if you can swing over to the old house for a while.I have a feeling for a reunion!(stops reading)This is great!Winter...winter......winter....
Jane:And?
Blair:I have to reply and tell her I'm coming!

Part Three coming!

[Ryanmo97]

This is a very good story. Keep going!

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Tootie:WE ARE IN TROUBLLEEEEE!!!!
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I'm SOOOOO EXCITED about the FOL REUNION!!!I CAN NOT WAIT TO C Charlotte Rae again!!

[Kari Ingrid]

It sounds like an intesting Soap Opera with Tootie's domestic volience, Jo's gambling and the death of Natalie's child. It'll be interesting to see what's in store for Blair. I also want to know why Mrs. Garret pretended to be Beverely Ann. Is that an important factor in the outcome of the story?

[JT]

Edna didn't pretend to be BA.
Maybe you should read it again.

[NancyMcKeonsnum1fan4life]

gr8!!!!! post more SOON

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[JT]

Sorry for the dely.I spent the whole time watching for PYL commercial on GSN.

Part Three:

As she arrived at the fenced school she felt a strike of uncomfortablness(I know this isn't a real word).Natalie Green remembered how her husband said he'd cater to her wishes.She said for him to change his last name to Green and he did.She burst out laughing.The thought of her daughters left her mind.She got out and walked up the steps.She opened the door and went the direction she usually went when she visited there.She saw the big banner that said "Merry Christmas Students of Willshire Middle School".She then smiled and went into the office as she thought of the joy Christmas will be as it was the last week of school before her son can come home where he'd be out of trouble.

Taylor:Good evening Mrs.Robinson.
Natalie:It's Green.
She said because she herself knew that Mrs.Taylor was an old-fashioned lady who she couldn't stand herself.
Taylor:Your son disrupted my class after I let my grandson go to the bathroom.He then decided to take matters into his own hands and shoved my sweet little Eric against the wall.
Natalie:Why did you do that?
Jake:Mom she's lying.She didn't tell you the whole story.Go 'head tell her pie face.
Taylor:Excuse me!!!
Natalie just sat there and tried to keep the laughter in.
Taylor:Anyways Mrs.Green-I think I'd prefer Jacob to go into the other room.
Natalie:No Jake can stay here.You have nothing to hide.
She said with a commanding voice.
Taylor:OK.I didn't let Jake go because it was just after recess.He should have went then.
Natalie:Why'd you let your grandson go then?
Taylor:I don't think you have the right to question my instruction.
Natalie:Look toad breathe I know about you.
Taylor:Excuse me!I don't think you are showcasing a very good example for Jacob.
Natalie:I don't think you have the right to question my parenting.
She said mimicking the teacher.
Natalie:By the way his birth certificate says Jake Allan Robinson.Not Jacob.
Taylor:I think we need to take this up with Principal McMillan.
Natalie:Let's take it up with McMillan.
Taylor:It's people like you who ruin this world.It's rulers like me who make it better.
Natalie:Oh I'll tell you where you can stick your ruler!
Jake:You rock mom!
Natalieon't I?
Taylor:Principal McMillan may I you please come into the lobby?
McMillan:Sure.

The short redhead woman came in puzzled.She looked at Natalie who was turning as red as her hair then to Mrs.Taylor who who had a shocked look on her face.

McMillan:May I help you?
Taylor:I would like to say that Mrs.Robinson here is telling me how to rule my class.
Natalie:I object!Tell her about what happened in class!
McMillan:Yes please tell me.
Taylor:I let my grandson go to the bathroom and Jacob here disrupted my class and hit my grandson.
Natalie:Oh she forgot the fact that my son asked first but turned him down.
McMillan:Well Mrs.Taylor what do you have to say for yourself?
Natalie:Oh and another thing if this pimple-faced,grey-haired,old-fashioned woman ever has my son in this office for a reason like this one I will have to take matters into my own hands.
Taylor:That's why the world is what it is today.
Natalie threw off her purse and went down for her size 9 shoe.She almost struck the teacher.
McMillan:Mrs.Green I understnad your madness but violence is not the answer!
Natalie:Yeah I guess you're right.Sorry.All I have to say is for you to place my son in a different class.He has been complaining that he feels like isn't good enough for a class full of brains.I would like to move him into the class with the duds.But not special ed.
McMillan:The customer is always right.
Natalie:Thank you.Jake get your stuff.Also I'd like to sue Taylor here for $150 for charges of discrimination.
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As the woman walked around behind the set of her talk show she glanced into the mirror to make sure all bruises were gone.She hadn't got much sleep after that night as her husband decided to turn on the deep freezer making it harder to make ice out of water.

Announcer:From Hollywood it's America's trashiest talk show....with a passion.It's time for The Tootie Ramsey Show!!!!!

The audience cheered as their heroine walked out with her microphone

Tootie:Today we are going to take a look at-
She read the card and paused in a look of sadness.
Tootie:-Abusive fathers.Let's meet our first guest Rapheal!!!!!!Hello Rapheal tell us your story.
Rapheal:My wife drove me out here to help me with my problem.She says I'm abusive physically,emotionally and verbally to our kids.I love my kids but at one point or another they have to learn about the real world.
Tootie:How old are they?
Rapheal:9,6 and 4.
The audience growned.
Rapheal:You don't know how it is!You shut up.You don't need to stay.Whatever!!!
Tootie:I'm going to tell you right now that I'm not going to hold back any fisses or microphones that are going to be thrown at you.
Rapheal:You don't know Tootie but you are going to find out.
Tootie:Let's bring out your wife Stephanie!!!!
Stephanie:You should be ashamed of yourself!!!9,6 and 4 years old!!!
Rapheal:Set down!
Stephanie:Let me show you what the kids wrote together before we left home:
"Daddy we didn't mean to get you mad.We's very sorry for what we did.We was just having sum fun.Pleese don't hit us agin.We luv u!!!!!!"

The audience "awwwwed"

Tootieo you have any idea what you are doing to these kids?
Rapheal:Listen I think you Tootie need to mind your own business because from your past episodes you seem to be dippeing into other folks' business.
Tootie:No you listen that is my job to stop homes from being wrecked to stop children from getting hurt to stop teenage girls before they go to far.That is what my job is.And if you don't like it you can leave my stage right now.

He got up and left.
The audience and Stephanie gave her a round of applause for the good job she had done.

She left the studio after the show was finished.She knocked on her door but no one came to open it.She put her key in and as soon has she opened the door she heard screaming voice-of her kids.


Part 4 coming soon!!!!!!

[iwannabeanExstead/McKeon]

OMG, i cant Blieve ur jus leavin ME hangin like dis!!! LMAO, go natalie, go natalie!

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Part 4:

The streetwise woman and her husband once again went to the casino after good luck the first night.Jo Polnczieak Bonner slipped into the casino.She was just amazed at all the chances she had to make serious dough.You could win a car at the stage for a game of Let's Make A Deal....at the turn of a card in a game of Card Sharks.She saw the Press Your Luck slot machine and thought about her husband's remark.Then she saw the place where she yelled at a little red ball...the roulette wheel.

Jo:I wanna go to the roulette wheel.
Rick:Sometimes you act to childish with that Roulette wheel.
Jo:You just go play a slot machine or horse race or something.I'll just sit here.
Rick:OK but promise you won't bet more than $150.
Jo:OK!

Within hours she was betting amounts of $500 and $850.She knew she was down to her last 50 bucks but she just had to go for it.She had the luck to win $2000 so far.Then the dark-haired lady felt a man rub her back.She then turned around to see......Eddie Britton.
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After packing and busy signals, Blair Warner ran into her strong husband Cliff.He had just came back from work and had a bottle of champagne.

Blair:I'm so sorry honey but I can't spend some time with you tonight.
Cliff:But the students are going on a camping trip with the teachers and we have the whole house to ourselves.
Blair:But we need to get to Mrs.Garret's house!
Cliff:Garret..Garret....Mrs.Garret?Oh my god!!!!When did she call?
Blair:She didn't.Beverly Ann wrote a letter.They're in Florida right now but she said they'd be back for next week and she had a feeling for reunion.I didn't see any of my friends in such a long time.Please understand.
Cliff:OK....I'd give it up for a nice helping of Mrs.Garret's cooking.
Blair:What's wrong with my cooking?
Cliff:What cooking?Oh you mean Taco Bell's cooking,McDonald's cooking,Burger King's cooking-
Blair:I told you I never learned how to cook a home cooked meal.
Cliff:But you were a cafeteria lady.
Blair:That's cafeteria helper!
Cliff:Why don't we fool around before you get packed up.....you have all this week and the weekends before getting to the house.
Blair:OK.
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The woman from Truth and Consequences,New Mexico just sat there waiting for her husband to get home.She was so mad she didn't get to slap that teacher with the shoe.She knew that it wouldn't over but she wanted to get it out of her system.Her daughter Gillian was coming out of the hospital the next day.She looked into a phone book for any clue as to who the drunken driver was that hit her car that unlucky night.She went over to her son and asked him did he want to go Christmas shopping.The mail slipped through the door.She caught it just before it hit the ground.

Nat(reading)ear Nat.This is Beverly Ann!!!!Edna and I are trying to contact all four of you girls for a reunion.We have already written to Blair and she said she was going to be at the house.We know it will take you longer to fly from New Mexico but try to get there by next Tuesday.Blair has the key.Edna and I should be there by that Thursday.We will all hopfully be there by Christmas Eve so we can bring presents for one another.It would be just like old times!R.S.V.P.!!!!!!!!Love Beverly Ann and Edna!!!!!!!!(stops reading)Yes I really need to go Christmas shopping!

The arrived at the Wal-Mart at around 5:30.She got a cart and got a sales page full of coupons.She and her son turned down an aisle.They were off to the "Lay Away" section to see if a present for Gillan was there.She also had to go to the bathroom.She went into the restroom.After she had done her business she was headed for the exit when out of the next stall came Mrs.Taylor.

Nat:Hello Melba.
Taylor:Excuse you.Who do you think you are calling me by my first name?
Nat:I don't think I'm anybody.What I know is that I'm Natalie Green.

The door opened to reveal a woman about the same age as Natalie.She had sandy colored hair and a blue dress on.She turned out to be Melba Taylor's daughter.

Samantha:Hey mother-What's going on?
Melba:This is the young lady I told you about Samantha.
Samantha:So you are the woman who's son tried to beat up my Eric hah?
Nat:In the flesh!
Samantha:Look I don't know who you are but you are about to receive a long merciless whoppin'.
Nat:I think you've confused me with someone who gives a care.
Samantha threw her purse at Natalie who caught it in the air.Natalie then once again took her shoe off.This time she smacked Samantha across the face with it.

In the male bathroom Natalie's son Jake had Samantha's son Eric in a headlock.His tall bulky father came in after he heard the racket and threw Jake over to the side.

Marty:Are you OK son?
Eric:I th-think I-I l-lost a t-t-t-t-t-t-t
He started crying before he could get the last word out.
Marty:Who the hell do you think you are?
Jake:Look Luke Ferigno you should get your son's mind checked because I think I knocked it out of place.
Marty then slapped Jake across his face and threw him into the garbage can.

Meanwhile Natalie and Samantha were battling to the death as both of them were bleeding.Natalie was cursing left and right while Melba just sat there.Marty Phillips then busted through the door with his son and pulled the two apart.He pushed Natalie on the ground after she bit him on the arm.He took his son,mother-in-law and wife and they went out of the door.Natalie went into the male bathroom in search of her son.She saw him stretched out on the floor naked.She went over to see if he was alive.She then saw him move his foot.It wasn't long until he was clothed again and was ready to leave.The night had been a disaster.It was already 6:00.Natalie did no shopping and was in no condition to do so.She and her son picked up their belongings and went home.On the way out Natalie picked up a camera she thought Tootie would love.

Part 5 coming soon!!!!!!!!

[Ryanmo97]

Originally posted by JT:
Part 4:

The streetwise woman and her husband once again went to the casino after good luck the first night.Jo Polnczieak Bonner slipped into the casino.She was just amazed at all the chances she had to make serious dough.You could win a car at the stage for a game of Let's Make A Deal....at the turn of a card in a game of Card Sharks.She saw the Press Your Luck slot machine

Where is this casino? I'm going there now! This is a great story keep up the good work!


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I LOVE it! POst more ASAP!!

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Tootie:WE ARE IN TROUBLLEEEEE!!!!
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Estelle:There's more to life than football, Jimmy!
Jimmy: Yea, but there's nothing more important!
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[iwannabeanExstead/McKeon]

More more more!!!

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[JT]

Part 5:

She heard the screaming voices of her darliung kids.Tootie Ramsey ran through the house chasing the sound when she finally found them hanging from the keyhooks in the kitchen.She was determined to find out what was going on.She unhooked them.

Tootie:Terri Ann,Mary Ann are you girls OK?
MA:Mom Mom get that son of-
Tootie:Mary Ann!
MA:Whatever just get into the car!He said something about a "Ripper Ripper".I heard talking to a mysterious woman.
Tootie:"Ripper the Stripper".Why did he do this?
MA:He thought we went joyriding in his car.
Tootie:Oh my god....I had to use his car be cause mine is in the shop.He knew that though!C'mon girls we are going to hunt him down.

They ran across to Tootie's friend Marie's house and piled into her Porche.They arrived at Ripper the Stripper 5 minutes later.Jeff was sitting at the bar getting drunk while pinching a waitress.

Tootie:You have the nerve to tack my children to a wall!!!
Jeff:They mine chillen too.
Tootie:You drunk piece of-
Marie:Chitty Chitty Bang Bang!They are dancing to Chitty Chitty Bang Bang!!!!Oh...girls how about we take a drive outside?
Tootie:No!They deserve to be here.You do too!You witnessed his abusing me.
TA:What?
Tootie:It's a long story.(now crying)
Marie then grabbed a cup and threw the Budweiser into Jeff's eyes.She then smashed it onto his head.He got up and reached his hands out.
Bartender:I'm afraid you're going to have to take this outside.
Jeff:No!I'm gonna halla muh busynessiness right yah you dihg?

Jeff smacked Marie across the face dropping her to the ground.She got back up with her high heel shoe in hand.Jeff then smacked it out of her hand.Little did he know that Marie saw a police contacter on the wall of the building.When she hit it it fell to the ground and broke into peices of glass.

The police officers arrived in less than three minutes.Marie was smart as she knew that the nearest police station was the next building down the hidden road.They handcuffed Jeff and took him into the car.While Tootie and the policemen were making paperwork and Marie was flirting with the officer Terri Ann and Mary Ann noticed Jeff in the back of the car.When the light caught the back window it read "You'll Be Sorry".......
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The two people yelled and screamed at each other for the ride in the elavator to the room she was staying in.Jo and Rick Bonner checked into a room for their 3 night stay.But Rick was the last thing on Jo's mind.She was fixing to take the Gomer Pyle want-to-be Eddie Britton to her room to tell him about his sleve after being told to take their business somewhere else.They arrived into the room.As soon Jo sat down the phone rung.She picked it up.

Timber:Joanne?
Jo:Ms.Timber?
Timber:Yeah.I just got this letter from your mailbox.It is from a Mrs.G and the kids frantically screamed for me to call you.
Jo:Mrs.G?What did the old gal have to say?
Timber:It says something about her house and that a reunion is going to happen.And someone named Blair Of Keys.
Jo:Oh cool!Rick and I are going to come home tommorrow night.I'll explain to you on the way back on the celly.
Timber:OK.

They hang up.Jo then looked at Eddie who was grinning.She then stood up and went across the room.

Jo:I have to go to the bathroom.I'm going to deal with you later.

By the time she came back Eddie laying under the covers of the bed.There was no telling what he had on....if there was anything at all.Jo sat down on the bed.She stood up and walked to the side his head was at.She lay on top of the covers.She then tugged on the.......
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Natalie Green was utterly upset as she looked up the name Samantha Ryan.She found Marty Ryan instead.She then dialed the number.Ring.Ring.Ring.Her heart began beating like a madhouse.The phone stopped ringing.

Samantha:Ryan Residence!We are not available right now so please call us back.Remember the Ryan Residence include Samantha,Marty and Eric!Oh yeah here is that cute sounding beep.Yeeeeehaaaa!!!<beep>
Natalie:Look tra*****his Natalie Green.I know you are at home and are sitting by the phone with your brilo pad mother,Overgrown husband and gay son.Now if you don't pick up that phone I am going to drive over there and beat The Incredible Hulk senseless.Don't get me angry...you won't like it when I'm angry......
She waited.

The Ryan Family plus Melba sat unsurprisingly by the phone.They thought she was bluffing so they let it ring.

Natalie,her son and Snake devised a plan to get back at the Ryan-Taylor clan.Neighbor Willa Hanks would go to stay with Gillian.Natalie would take on Samantha,Snake would attack Marty and Jake would beat the prissy Eric.They drove up the driveway of the address Natalie got out of the phone book.They stepped up to the door in a single fashioned line.Natalie pounded on the door.The Ryans just sat there staring at the door as if they were in terrible danger.Natalie forced open the door and......
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Blair and Cliff came out of the bedroom smiling and laughing at each other.They went to the living room where Cliff turned on the TV.He turned it on the news.
TV:Famed TV host Tootie Ramsey has filed for divorce from her long-time husband Jeff Williams.Ramsey stated 'I don't want anything to do with that bum'.She reported charges of abusing of her and her children.

Blair slipped onto the sofa.She then settled crying into Cliff's arms.....

Part 6 coming!!!!!!!