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Frank Gannucci · 11-10-2007, 08:43 AM

"The Deciding Vote":

Ralph: "You are the type that would bend way over and pick up a pocketbook on April Fool's Day. I wouldn't."

Alice: "You couldn't."

"Little Man Who Wasn't There Part 1":

Ralph: "You don't think I'm crazy."

(Ralph sits down and hits his knee with a hammer. He thinks that his leg that has the knee cap that he hit should go up.)

Ralph: "That proves that I am crazy."

Alice: "It sure does."

"Sleepy Time Gal":

(The Great Fatchoomara is about to hypnotize Alice so Alice can reveal where she hid the money that Ralph is planning to use on the Raccoon convention.)

Ralph (to the G.F.): "You might think that this is a little underhanded. But, all's fair in love and war."

Ed: "In this family, it's a little bit of both."

"Letter To The Boss":

Ralph: "You know, I don't have the greatest education in the world. I only went to the 6th grade. I should have continued on. I should have went to high school and thru college. That wouldn't have done any good. That would have made things worse."

Alice: "What do you mean?"

Ralph: "How do you think I would feel as a college graduate being fired from a bus company?"

"Ralph Kramden, Hero At Large" (aka "Trapped"):

Ralph: "You are the only man that can turn my stomach upside-down."

Ed: "There isn't a man in this city that is strong enough to do that."

"The Sleepwalker":

Ralph: "Do you care if I waste away?"

Alice: "Sure I do Ralph. But you wouldn't waste away if you stayed awake for nine years."

"Two Tickets To The Fight":

Ralph (yells): "I AM NOT MISSING THE BEST FIGHT OF THE YEAR."

Alice (yells): "LISTEN. YOU WALK OUT THAT DOOR AND YOU WILL BE IN
THE BEST FIGHT OF THE YEAR."

"Happiness Is A Rich Uncle":

Alice: "You are going to say: `Uncle Howard: My favorite uncle. Alice & I think about you all the time. You are always in our hearts.'"

Ralph: "Don't worry."

(The butler comes in and Ralph thinks it is Uncle Howard.)

Ralph: "Uncle Howard: My favorite uncle. Alice & I think about you all the time. You are always in our hearts."

"Sun & Fun & The Raccoon Capital":

(Ralph is trying to get into his uniform…his pants are too big. In the storyline, [and Jackie in real life, of course] he lost weight.)

Ralph: "If I go out in these, I will be a laughing stock."

Ed: "If you don't, you will get a few laughs too."

11-10-2007, 08:43 AM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,063	Saturday's Quotes: "The Deciding Vote": Ralph: "You are the type that would bend way over and pick up a pocketbook on April Fool's Day. I wouldn't." Alice: "You couldn't." "Little Man Who Wasn't There Part 1": Ralph: "You don't think I'm crazy." (Ralph sits down and hits his knee with a hammer. He thinks that his leg that has the knee cap that he hit should go up.) Ralph: "That proves that I am crazy." Alice: "It sure does." "Sleepy Time Gal": (The Great Fatchoomara is about to hypnotize Alice so Alice can reveal where she hid the money that Ralph is planning to use on the Raccoon convention.) Ralph (to the G.F.): "You might think that this is a little underhanded. But, all's fair in love and war." Ed: "In this family, it's a little bit of both." "Letter To The Boss": Ralph: "You know, I don't have the greatest education in the world. I only went to the 6th grade. I should have continued on. I should have went to high school and thru college. That wouldn't have done any good. That would have made things worse." Alice: "What do you mean?" Ralph: "How do you think I would feel as a college graduate being fired from a bus company?" "Ralph Kramden, Hero At Large" (aka "Trapped"): Ralph: "You are the only man that can turn my stomach upside-down." Ed: "There isn't a man in this city that is strong enough to do that." "The Sleepwalker": Ralph: "Do you care if I waste away?" Alice: "Sure I do Ralph. But you wouldn't waste away if you stayed awake for nine years." "Two Tickets To The Fight": Ralph (yells): "I AM NOT MISSING THE BEST FIGHT OF THE YEAR." Alice (yells): "LISTEN. YOU WALK OUT THAT DOOR AND YOU WILL BE IN THE BEST FIGHT OF THE YEAR." "Happiness Is A Rich Uncle": Alice: "You are going to say: `Uncle Howard: My favorite uncle. Alice & I think about you all the time. You are always in our hearts.'" Ralph: "Don't worry." (The butler comes in and Ralph thinks it is Uncle Howard.) Ralph: "Uncle Howard: My favorite uncle. Alice & I think about you all the time. You are always in our hearts." "Sun & Fun & The Raccoon Capital": (Ralph is trying to get into his uniform…his pants are too big. In the storyline, [and Jackie in real life, of course] he lost weight.) Ralph: "If I go out in these, I will be a laughing stock." Ed: "If you don't, you will get a few laughs too."