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DSFOL · 11-23-2001, 07:14 PM

THE FACTS
SEASON 22
EPISODE 5
"Halloween"

NOTE: THIS IS A 'HARRY POTTER' PARODY

Blair: Mrs. Garrett! This book is so good! It is about a boy named Harry Potter who finds out that he is a wizard.
Jo: A wizard, huh? Ha!
Edna: Jo! Hmmm...I like this a lot! Blair, where did you buy this?
Blair: I don't remember what is it was called. Something like a bock stir.
Edna: Oh, a book store! I'll be back!
[AT STORE]
***Edna walks in an RA is reading the book in the store***
RA: "Dursley, you prune!" Hagrid yelled as he stormed into the house.
Edna: I WANT THAT BOOK! GIVE ME IT!
RA: Ma'am, please do not yell.
Edna: Give me! (Edna dives and grabs the book and reads) And then Tootie said "There's gonna be trou-ble".
**A FEW HOURS LATER***
EdnaVO: And Tootie walked into Eastland school of witchcraft and wizardry with her two friends that she had met, Blair Weasly and Natalie Granger....
Tootie: Blair, look at that (pointing at mirror)
Blair: AUGH! I look hoooooooooorible! Someone rip that out! OMIGOD A GRAY! Gray hair dissapearos! (Blair points want and all her hair dissappears)
Natalie (trying to keep back a laugh): B-b-Blair, uhh, your hair, erm, uh...
Tootie: YOUR HAIR DISSAPPEARED!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Blair: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (and runs to her dorm)
[BACK TO MRS. G. in store)
Edna: And they live hapily ever bald--after. That book was awful! Oh, my cell's ringing! (picks it up) JO! JO! YOUR HAVING A BABY! OKAY, I'll BE THERE IN A SEC!
**Seconds later**
Edna: Joo! push Push PUsh PUSh PUSH!
Jo: HOW COME I AM HAVING A BABY WHEN I AM NOT EVEN PREGNANT??
Edna: Jo, this is a Halloween episode, anything can happen!
(Blair runs in, bald)
Blair: I AM BALD!
(Tootie runs in doing cartwheels in midair)
Tootie: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Edna: GIRLS!
(Natalie runs in, engulfed in flames)
Natalie: YIPEE! THIS IS SOOOO FUN!
(Bev Ann walks in, with a knife in her back and her face deformed)
Bev Ann: I AM DYING!
Nat, Tootie, Blair, Edna, and Jo: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA BEV YOUR SO FUNNY!
Bev Ann: I am seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerious!
Natalie: WOW! Where do you get your material!
Bev Ann: (a bullet hits her head) AHHHHHHHH!
(El Debarge walks in)
El: HEY SEXY LINGERIE!
Nat: Want us to jam with you!
Jo: I am not going to be known as sexy lingerie.
Edna: Jo, c'mon! I loved your CD's you made in '96!
Jo: Yeah, but Andy was our manager, then he married that ____ Pee pee.
Edna: Jo, that's not nice!
(the whole cast of Seinfeld walks in)
Kramer: HEY!
Jerry: Mrs. G! Nat! Blair! Jo! Tootie! El Decrap!
Elaine: What the ____?!
George: Wait! Weren't we just at Jerry's apartment?
Tootie: PETRIFICUS TOTALUS!
(Everyone on set falls down, stunned)
Tootie: Wheeeeeeeeeee!
(Suddenly Andy and Pippa come on set making out)
Tootie: Hey! Can I join in!
Andy: Definately! I remember when us three use to make out in '91!
(All three make out as Mr. Drummond and Arnold walk on)
Mr. Drummond: COVER YOUR EYES ARNOLD!
Arnold: Ooo, ooo can I join in!
Tootie: Sure!
Mr. Drummond: Hey, you were Arnold's girlfriend weren't you.
Tootie: Yeah. Aren't you that guy that could never possibly date anyone?
Mr. Drummond: Yes, can I join?
Tootie: Sure!
(Gun Shots)
Tootie: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! IT IS DESTINY'S CHILD!
DC: HELLO TOOTIE! YOU ROBBED US! GIVE US THE MONEY!
Tootie: NO! (rips out a machine gun and kills them) There!
(Jo wakes up)
Jo: I THINK I AM GONNA THROW UUUUUUUUUUUUUP!
(She throws up on the camera)

THE END

BlairW_2 · 11-23-2001, 07:32 PM

OMG! I was LMAO!!

You HAVE to make more Harry Potter parodys, it was soo funny, I couldn't stop laughing!

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Ewan's My Man · 11-23-2001, 10:40 PM

No comment

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JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo · 11-24-2001, 12:36 AM

LOL< that's some imagination

BlairW_2 · 11-24-2001, 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by #1JoFan:
No comment

Aww come on, you had to of thought it was a little funny!

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Dorothy Ramsey: ..I have panic attacks..

Blair Warner Warner: I see you, you little rascal! I'm gonna get you! I....GOTCHA!

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Blair Warner: I just had another one of my BRILLIANT ideas!

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vienna waits · 11-25-2001, 06:56 PM

omg LOL.. that is hilarious! I was cracking up! lol

Blair-Lisa#1Fan · 11-25-2001, 07:00 PM

LOL!!!! That's funny! It's weird, but funny! HAHA!

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Blair: I just had another one of my brilliant ideas!!!!!

11-23-2001, 07:14 PM	#1
DSFOL Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Nov 19, 2001 Posts: 71	LOL! "THE FACTS" Season 22 Halloween ep(prequel to my upcoming "The Facts" Season 23) THE FACTS SEASON 22 EPISODE 5 "Halloween" NOTE: THIS IS A 'HARRY POTTER' PARODY Blair: Mrs. Garrett! This book is so good! It is about a boy named Harry Potter who finds out that he is a wizard. Jo: A wizard, huh? Ha! Edna: Jo! Hmmm...I like this a lot! Blair, where did you buy this? Blair: I don't remember what is it was called. Something like a bock stir. Edna: Oh, a book store! I'll be back! [AT STORE] *Edna walks in an RA is reading the book in the store* RA: "Dursley, you prune!" Hagrid yelled as he stormed into the house. Edna: I WANT THAT BOOK! GIVE ME IT! RA: Ma'am, please do not yell. Edna: Give me! (Edna dives and grabs the book and reads) And then Tootie said "There's gonna be trou-ble". A FEW HOURS LATER* EdnaVO: And Tootie walked into Eastland school of witchcraft and wizardry with her two friends that she had met, Blair Weasly and Natalie Granger.... Tootie: Blair, look at that (pointing at mirror) Blair: AUGH! I look hoooooooooorible! Someone rip that out! OMIGOD A GRAY! Gray hair dissapearos! (Blair points want and all her hair dissappears) Natalie (trying to keep back a laugh): B-b-Blair, uhh, your hair, erm, uh... Tootie: YOUR HAIR DISSAPPEARED!! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Blair: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (and runs to her dorm) [BACK TO MRS. G. in store) Edna: And they live hapily ever bald--after. That book was awful! Oh, my cell's ringing! (picks it up) JO! JO! YOUR HAVING A BABY! OKAY, I'll BE THERE IN A SEC! Seconds later Edna: Joo! push Push PUsh PUSh PUSH! Jo: HOW COME I AM HAVING A BABY WHEN I AM NOT EVEN PREGNANT?? Edna: Jo, this is a Halloween episode, anything can happen! (Blair runs in, bald) Blair: I AM BALD! (Tootie runs in doing cartwheels in midair) Tootie: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Edna: GIRLS! (Natalie runs in, engulfed in flames) Natalie: YIPEE! THIS IS SOOOO FUN! (Bev Ann walks in, with a knife in her back and her face deformed) Bev Ann: I AM DYING! Nat, Tootie, Blair, Edna, and Jo: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA BEV YOUR SO FUNNY! Bev Ann: I am seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerious! Natalie: WOW! Where do you get your material! Bev Ann: (a bullet hits her head) AHHHHHHHH! (El Debarge walks in) El: HEY SEXY LINGERIE! Nat: Want us to jam with you! Jo: I am not going to be known as sexy lingerie. Edna: Jo, c'mon! I loved your CD's you made in '96! Jo: Yeah, but Andy was our manager, then he married that ____ Pee pee. Edna: Jo, that's not nice! (the whole cast of Seinfeld walks in) Kramer: HEY! Jerry: Mrs. G! Nat! Blair! Jo! Tootie! El Decrap! Elaine: What the ____?! George: Wait! Weren't we just at Jerry's apartment? Tootie: PETRIFICUS TOTALUS! (Everyone on set falls down, stunned) Tootie: Wheeeeeeeeeee! (Suddenly Andy and Pippa come on set making out) Tootie: Hey! Can I join in! Andy: Definately! I remember when us three use to make out in '91! (All three make out as Mr. Drummond and Arnold walk on) Mr. Drummond: COVER YOUR EYES ARNOLD! Arnold: Ooo, ooo can I join in! Tootie: Sure! Mr. Drummond: Hey, you were Arnold's girlfriend weren't you. Tootie: Yeah. Aren't you that guy that could never possibly date anyone? Mr. Drummond: Yes, can I join? Tootie: Sure! (Gun Shots) Tootie: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! IT IS DESTINY'S CHILD! DC: HELLO TOOTIE! YOU ROBBED US! GIVE US THE MONEY! Tootie: NO! (rips out a machine gun and kills them) There! (Jo wakes up) Jo: I THINK I AM GONNA THROW UUUUUUUUUUUUUP! (She throws up on the camera) THE END

11-23-2001, 07:32 PM	#2
BlairW_2 Member Forum Regular Join Date: Jan 13, 2001 Location: New Jersey Posts: 860	OMG! I was LMAO!! You HAVE to make more Harry Potter parodys, it was soo funny, I couldn't stop laughing! ------------------ LoVe Always -N- 4EvEr.. PrInCeSs AnGeL CaSsIe * * * * * * * * * * * * IM: DJeter7124 Email: Nautica7192@home.com

11-23-2001, 10:40 PM	#3
Ewan's My Man I'll Cover You Forum Veteran Join Date: Sep 29, 2001 Location: Beneath the opera house... Posts: 5,682	No comment ------------------ ~Lauren/Laudie~ Ya Born, Ya Move On, Ya Die, That's Life-Jo Ya not a cat ya don't have 9 lives so don't push it!-Me Email: Lavenderangel7@aol.com or musicdiva467@hotmail.com or chicago6789@hotmail.com or irishhottie77@hotmail.com or nancy_jo_rox4466@hotmail.com as some of u can see I went a little hotmail crazy. HEHE! Visit my Nancy McKeon page that is nowhere near done! www.angelfire.com/tv2/nancy_jo

11-24-2001, 12:36 AM	#4
JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo A and J Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: May 31, 2001 Location: .S.C. Posts: 3,070	LOL< that's some imagination

11-25-2001, 06:56 PM	#6
vienna waits avatars are stupid. Forum Superstar Join Date: May 18, 2001 Location: Ravenclaw Common Room Posts: 29,859	omg LOL.. that is hilarious! I was cracking up! lol

11-25-2001, 07:00 PM	#7
Blair-Lisa#1Fan Sandra Bullock Fan! Forum Regular Join Date: Jan 28, 2001 Location: California Posts: 523	LOL!!!! That's funny! It's weird, but funny! HAHA! ------------------ --Dana Actressgrl7@aol.com Blair: I just had another one of my brilliant ideas!!!!!