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-*Forever*- · 11-22-2001, 06:44 PM

Here's my 2nd FOL fanfic... takes place back in the day before Edna's Edibles! Here goes!
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"Mrs. Garrett! Mrs. G! Hey! Mrs. G!" Tootie Ramsey called, waving her arms frantically. Mrs. Edna Garrett drove her car over to Tootie. "Problem, dear?" she asked. "No, nothing of the sort! You see, Tood asked me out!" Tootie responded. "Tood? You mean the boy you've been secretly pining for for a month?" Tootie nodded. "Go get him, girl!"
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"My life is over," moaned Blair Warner. "Over. Dead. Finished. Caput. Finito. Adi..." "WE GET THE PICTURE BLAIR," said her roommate, Jo Polniaczek. Blair huffed. "Well, it IS! Greg dumped me for.... Boots St. Clair." Jo feigned shock. "Oh no! Not Boots St. Clair! Anyone but Boots St. Clair! Help-" She paused. "Who the hell is Boots St. Clair?" "A Gamma Gamma member. I'm going to get in when we go to Langley," bragged Blair. Jo rolled her eyes. Boy, could Blair get annoying!
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"That's him," whispered Natalie Green to Tootie. "Harper," she said dramatically. Tootie raised her eyebrows. "Girl, he is surrounded by chesty women! You don't stand a chance!" she blurted out. Natalie glared at her. "Well, excuuuuuuuuuuse me! I'll just go after him myself!" Natalie flounced away. Tootie shook her head. "Nat is is troublllllllllle...."
TO BE CONTINUED
Was it good? LOL making Nat like Harper when they were young!

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¤°¤°Debra Barone°¤°***¤
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"Jo, only twice in my life have I spoken in an arbitory manner. Once, when my husband left me and now. GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE BEFORE I BEAT YOU WITH MY FRYING PAN!"~Mrs. Garrett, FOL
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I believe VERY strongly that Debra Barone and Robert Barone belong together. If they got married, she would be Debra Barone Barone. Saves on monograms.
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Mrs. G: I thought her boyfriend was Robert.
Blair: He is.
Mrs. G.: Where is he?
Tootie: Upstairs.
Mrs. G: Well, who's that?
Blair: Harper.
Mrs. G.: Who's he?
Blair and Tootie: Her boyfriend.
Mrs. G.: Of course. How silly of me. Got it.
*she slaps herself*
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"When I was 16, I had a bad case of acne and I played the accordian in the marching band."~Dorothy Zbornac, The Golden Girls
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hey allison DON'T CALL ME PERVERT!!!!
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Smooches! ^_^

Acting Girl 19 · 11-23-2001, 12:05 AM

I like it VERY much!

Ewan's My Man · 11-23-2001, 12:59 PM

This is good...I luv the Boots St. Clair part...I was LMAO.

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~Lauren~
Ya Born, Ya Move On, Ya Die, That's Life-Jo
Ya not a cat ya don't have 9 lives so don't push it!-Me
Email: Lavenderangel7@aol.com
or
musicdiva467@hotmail.com
or
chicago6789@hotmail.com
or
irishhottie77@hotmail.com
or
nancy_jo_rox4466@hotmail.com
as some of u can see I went a little hotmail crazy. HEHE!

ChickOnHockeySkates185 · 11-23-2001, 05:36 PM

LOL GREAT STUFF add more!

11-22-2001, 06:44 PM	#1
-Forever- <3333333333333333333 Forum Superstar Join Date: Nov 22, 2001 Location: Manlius, NY in reality. Deerfield Beach, FL in my heart. Posts: 28,001	The Facts of Love a new fanfic Here's my 2nd FOL fanfic... takes place back in the day before Edna's Edibles! Here goes! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Mrs. Garrett! Mrs. G! Hey! Mrs. G!" Tootie Ramsey called, waving her arms frantically. Mrs. Edna Garrett drove her car over to Tootie. "Problem, dear?" she asked. "No, nothing of the sort! You see, Tood asked me out!" Tootie responded. "Tood? You mean the boy you've been secretly pining for for a month?" Tootie nodded. "Go get him, girl!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "My life is over," moaned Blair Warner. "Over. Dead. Finished. Caput. Finito. Adi..." "WE GET THE PICTURE BLAIR," said her roommate, Jo Polniaczek. Blair huffed. "Well, it IS! Greg dumped me for.... Boots St. Clair." Jo feigned shock. "Oh no! Not Boots St. Clair! Anyone but Boots St. Clair! Help-" She paused. "Who the hell is Boots St. Clair?" "A Gamma Gamma member. I'm going to get in when we go to Langley," bragged Blair. Jo rolled her eyes. Boy, could Blair get annoying! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "That's him," whispered Natalie Green to Tootie. "Harper," she said dramatically. Tootie raised her eyebrows. "Girl, he is surrounded by chesty women! You don't stand a chance!" she blurted out. Natalie glared at her. "Well, excuuuuuuuuuuse me! I'll just go after him myself!" Natalie flounced away. Tootie shook her head. "Nat is is troublllllllllle...." TO BE CONTINUED Was it good? LOL making Nat like Harper when they were young! ------------------ ¤°¤°Debra Barone°¤°**¤ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Jo, only twice in my life have I spoken in an arbitory manner. Once, when my husband left me and now. GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE BEFORE I BEAT YOU WITH MY FRYING PAN!"~Mrs. Garrett, FOL ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I believe VERY strongly that Debra Barone and Robert Barone belong together. If they got married, she would be Debra Barone Barone. Saves on monograms. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Mrs. G: I thought her boyfriend was Robert. Blair: He is. Mrs. G.: Where is he? Tootie: Upstairs. Mrs. G: Well, who's that? Blair: Harper. Mrs. G.: Who's he? Blair and Tootie: Her boyfriend. Mrs. G.: Of course. How silly of me. Got it. she slaps herself* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "When I was 16, I had a bad case of acne and I played the accordian in the marching band."~Dorothy Zbornac, The Golden Girls ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ hey allison DON'T CALL ME PERVERT!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Smooches! ^_^

11-23-2001, 12:05 AM	#2
Acting Girl 19 Angel...but DEVILISH Forum Regular Join Date: Aug 26, 2001 Location: Tennessee, USA Posts: 576	I like it VERY much!

11-23-2001, 12:59 PM	#3
Ewan's My Man I'll Cover You Forum Veteran Join Date: Sep 29, 2001 Location: Beneath the opera house... Posts: 5,682	This is good...I luv the Boots St. Clair part...I was LMAO. ------------------ ~Lauren~ Ya Born, Ya Move On, Ya Die, That's Life-Jo Ya not a cat ya don't have 9 lives so don't push it!-Me Email: Lavenderangel7@aol.com or musicdiva467@hotmail.com or chicago6789@hotmail.com or irishhottie77@hotmail.com or nancy_jo_rox4466@hotmail.com as some of u can see I went a little hotmail crazy. HEHE!

11-23-2001, 05:36 PM	#4
ChickOnHockeySkates185 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Oct 05, 2001 Location: MA Posts: 311	LOL GREAT STUFF add more!