Some Favorite Quotes - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

tv star collector · 11-05-2007, 08:29 PM

WARD: What type of girl would you have Wally marry?
JUNE: Oh, some very sensible girl from a nice family ... one with both feet on
the ground, who's a good cook and can keep a nice house and see that he's
happy.
WARD: Dear, I got the last one of those.

BEAVER: Hey, Wally--how come Eddie's such a creep?
WALLY: 'Cause he works at it.

WALLY: Boy, I don't know about takin' advice from Eddie.
BEAVER: I wouldn't take advice from him on good stuff, but when you want
to know how to be a real rat, you couldn't go to a better guy.

catlover79 · 11-05-2007, 09:51 PM

Wally: Gee Dad, you've been lecturing the Beav for (?) years, and he's still pretty stupid.

Rezny@gmail.com · 11-05-2007, 10:19 PM

This one is from the last season(1962-1963)"The All-Night Party",a Universal City Studios New House episode:As Eddie and Lumpy walk in the door,an older Beaver calls upstairs to Wally:"Hey,Wally! The Goon Brothers are here!."LOL.A classsic line.

JudgeGarth · 11-05-2007, 11:46 PM

Two quotes from the ep "Lumpy Rutherford" (the one with the barrel hoops):

FRED (commenting on his trip to South America): You know, you just can't compare Chimborazo with Aconcagua.
WARD (disinterested but trying to be sociable): Oh, I wouldn't dream of doing that!

Later:

After Fred tells about being "attacked" in his driveway:
MRS. RUTHERFORD: Fred thinks it was the same gang that stole our hubcaps in Acapulco.

JudgeGarth · 11-05-2007, 11:49 PM

From the ep where Beaver buys June that garish blouse for her birthday:

BEAVER: What would you want for your birthday, Mrs. Mondello?
MRS. MONDELLO: All I want is for Larry to be a good boy!

tdr · 11-06-2007, 12:38 AM

The rest of it's good, too. Larry replies: "Oh heck, Mom, that's no help-- that's just corny!"

David VP · 11-10-2007, 03:31 AM

"Gee, mom, the way they fix ladies' hair nowadays, you can't tell tell if they've had their hair done or if they've just been standing out in the wind." -- WALLACE CLEAVER

David VP · 11-10-2007, 03:37 AM

"June, you can pick up clothes-pins anytime!" -- WARD CLEAVER (while talking on phone to June Bronson-Cleaver, who just informed Ward that Theordore "Beaver" Cleaver was playing hooky and had just been spied on television with his friend Lawrence Mondello, which, of course, prompted Wallace Cleaver to remark the following hunk of additional hilarity to June Bronson-Cleaver: "Boy, what a goof! First he plays hooky, then he goes on television!")

David VP · 11-10-2007, 03:40 AM

JUNE -- "Ward, do you have room in your suitcase for my shoes?"

WARD -- "Yeah, I guess so. What's the matter with your suitcase?"

JUNE -- "Well, I don't want to jam them in with my dresses."

WARD -- "Oh, of course not. Maybe you could wrap them in one of my clean shirts."

tv star collector · 11-10-2007, 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by David VP

JUNE -- "Ward, do you have room in your suitcase for my shoes?"

WARD -- "I guess so. But why can't you use your own suitcase?"

JUNE -- "Well, I don't want to get my clothes dirty."

WARD -- "I see. Why don't you wrap them in one of my clean shirts?"

howilu · 11-10-2007, 02:56 PM

Wally: Boy, Beaver, wait until the guys see you hanging around with a girl. They'll really give you the business.

Beaver: But gee Wally, you hang around with girls all the time and the guys don't give you the business.

Wally: Well that's because I'm in high school. You can do so many things without getting the business.

AND FROM THE SAME EPISODE:

Beaver: Linda Dennison, you're a smelly old ape.

David VP · 11-11-2007, 09:13 AM

Addendum to the "Why Don't You Wrap Them In One Of My Clean Shirts?" quote......

Here's the exact verbatim exchange (my previous version was written based on memory only, but it was pretty close too):

JUNE -- "Ward, do you have room in your suitcase for my shoes?"

WARD -- "Yeah, I guess so. What's the matter with your suitcase?"

JUNE -- "Well, I don't want to jam them in with my dresses."

WARD -- "Oh, of course not. Maybe you could wrap them in one of my clean shirts."

David VP · 11-16-2007, 11:10 PM

JUNE -- "Ward, maybe you're trying too hard."

WARD -- "How can you try too hard to be a good parent?"

JUNE -- "I don't know, but it looks like you've mastered it."

Argyle · 12-31-2007, 11:48 AM

Beaver: Wally, what do you do if her father answers?
Wally: Oh, when that happens, I usually just hang up.

kooky12 · 01-02-2008, 02:46 PM

From the ep where the boys go see the scary Voodoo movie instead of Pinocchio:

Eddie: I don't listen to my parents.

Wally: That's why you're such a miserable creep!

11-05-2007, 08:29 PM	#1
tv star collector I Love Susie Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Oct 18, 2005 Location: South Carolina Posts: 4,486	Some Favorite Quotes WARD: What type of girl would you have Wally marry? JUNE: Oh, some very sensible girl from a nice family ... one with both feet on the ground, who's a good cook and can keep a nice house and see that he's happy. WARD: Dear, I got the last one of those. BEAVER: Hey, Wally--how come Eddie's such a creep? WALLY: 'Cause he works at it. WALLY: Boy, I don't know about takin' advice from Eddie. BEAVER: I wouldn't take advice from him on good stuff, but when you want to know how to be a real rat, you couldn't go to a better guy.

11-05-2007, 09:51 PM	#2
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,382	Wally: Gee Dad, you've been lecturing the Beav for (?) years, and he's still pretty stupid.
	__________________ "Jesus loves you and He approves this message." "I'm alive. I'm feeling good. I'm trying to live every moment as much as I can." - Valerie Harper, March 2013

11-10-2007, 03:40 AM	#9
David VP Member Frequent Poster Join Date: May 29, 2004 Posts: 310	JUNE -- "Ward, do you have room in your suitcase for my shoes?" WARD -- "Yeah, I guess so. What's the matter with your suitcase?" JUNE -- "Well, I don't want to jam them in with my dresses." WARD -- "Oh, of course not. Maybe you could wrap them in one of my clean shirts."
	Last edited by David VP; 11-11-2007 at 09:14 AM.

11-05-2007, 10:19 PM	#3
Rezny@gmail.com Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 20, 2007 Location: Nebraska Posts: 2,675	This one is from the last season(1962-1963)"The All-Night Party",a Universal City Studios New House episode:As Eddie and Lumpy walk in the door,an older Beaver calls upstairs to Wally:"Hey,Wally! The Goon Brothers are here!."LOL.A classsic line.

11-05-2007, 11:46 PM	#4
JudgeGarth Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Apr 07, 2004 Location: Wheaton, IL Posts: 443	Two quotes from the ep "Lumpy Rutherford" (the one with the barrel hoops): FRED (commenting on his trip to South America): You know, you just can't compare Chimborazo with Aconcagua. WARD (disinterested but trying to be sociable): Oh, I wouldn't dream of doing that! Later: After Fred tells about being "attacked" in his driveway: MRS. RUTHERFORD: Fred thinks it was the same gang that stole our hubcaps in Acapulco.

11-05-2007, 11:49 PM	#5
JudgeGarth Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Apr 07, 2004 Location: Wheaton, IL Posts: 443	From the ep where Beaver buys June that garish blouse for her birthday: BEAVER: What would you want for your birthday, Mrs. Mondello? MRS. MONDELLO: All I want is for Larry to be a good boy!

11-06-2007, 12:38 AM	#6
tdr Member Senior Member Join Date: Mar 23, 2001 Posts: 1,454	The rest of it's good, too. Larry replies: "Oh heck, Mom, that's no help-- that's just corny!"

11-10-2007, 03:31 AM	#7
David VP Member Frequent Poster Join Date: May 29, 2004 Posts: 310	"Gee, mom, the way they fix ladies' hair nowadays, you can't tell tell if they've had their hair done or if they've just been standing out in the wind." -- WALLACE CLEAVER

11-10-2007, 03:37 AM	#8
David VP Member Frequent Poster Join Date: May 29, 2004 Posts: 310	"June, you can pick up clothes-pins anytime!" -- WARD CLEAVER (while talking on phone to June Bronson-Cleaver, who just informed Ward that Theordore "Beaver" Cleaver was playing hooky and had just been spied on television with his friend Lawrence Mondello, which, of course, prompted Wallace Cleaver to remark the following hunk of additional hilarity to June Bronson-Cleaver: "Boy, what a goof! First he plays hooky, then he goes on television!")

11-10-2007, 02:56 PM	#11
howilu Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 20, 2003 Location: St. Louis Park, MN Posts: 1,962	Wally: Boy, Beaver, wait until the guys see you hanging around with a girl. They'll really give you the business. Beaver: But gee Wally, you hang around with girls all the time and the guys don't give you the business. Wally: Well that's because I'm in high school. You can do so many things without getting the business. AND FROM THE SAME EPISODE: Beaver: Linda Dennison, you're a smelly old ape.

11-11-2007, 09:13 AM	#12
David VP Member Frequent Poster Join Date: May 29, 2004 Posts: 310	Addendum to the "Why Don't You Wrap Them In One Of My Clean Shirts?" quote...... Here's the exact verbatim exchange (my previous version was written based on memory only, but it was pretty close too): JUNE -- "Ward, do you have room in your suitcase for my shoes?" WARD -- "Yeah, I guess so. What's the matter with your suitcase?" JUNE -- "Well, I don't want to jam them in with my dresses." WARD -- "Oh, of course not. Maybe you could wrap them in one of my clean shirts."

11-16-2007, 11:10 PM	#13
David VP Member Frequent Poster Join Date: May 29, 2004 Posts: 310	JUNE -- "Ward, maybe you're trying too hard." WARD -- "How can you try too hard to be a good parent?" JUNE -- "I don't know, but it looks like you've mastered it."

12-31-2007, 11:48 AM	#14
Argyle Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Nov 11, 2002 Posts: 13	Beaver: Wally, what do you do if her father answers? Wally: Oh, when that happens, I usually just hang up.

01-02-2008, 02:46 PM	#15
kooky12 Member Senior Member Join Date: Sep 06, 2005 Posts: 2,022	From the ep where the boys go see the scary Voodoo movie instead of Pinocchio: Eddie: I don't listen to my parents. Wally: That's why you're such a miserable creep!