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Frank Gannucci · 11-02-2007, 08:51 AM

"Ralph Kramden Inc.":

Ralph: "Are you sure that that suitcase can hold $40,000,000. Why don't you cut pieces of paper into the shape of dollars bills and find out?"

(Ed opens up his case to reveal that he did just that.)

Ed: "Small details."

"Young Man With A Horn":

Ralph: "I am writing down a list of all my weak points."

Ed: "Oh, is that all the paper you are going to use?"

"Letter To The Boss":

Ed: "I know what you should do your boss after he fires you."

Ralph: "What?"

Ed: "Write him another nasty letter."

"Letter To The Boss":

Ed: "I got a solution to open up that mailbox. Dynamite."

Ralph: "What is it?"

Ed: "That is waht I said. Dynamite."

"The People's Choice" & "Finger Man":

Ed: "My Uncle's place in New Jersey. Bullets will never find you there."

Ralph: "He won't."

Ed: "Of course not. I have been down there three Sundays in a row. I can't even find the place myself."

"Sleepy Time Gal":

Ralph: "Norton, do you like the furniture here?"

Ed: "Yeah."

Ralph (to Alice): "There you are."

Ed: "Of course. I don't live here."

"Sleepy Time Gal":

(Ralph tries to butter up Alice.)

Ralph: "Do you know how foolish I am going out every night when I have a beautiful wife at home?"

Ed: "At least I got a good excuse."

"Be It Ever So Humble":

(The gang is in the broken-down home.)

Ed: "How long is this lease for?"

Ralph: "The usual."

Ed: "How long is that?"

Ralph "99 years."

Ed: "99 years?"

Ralph: "Yes, 99 years. That's what America gets from Great Britian when they do that lend-lease stuff."

Ed: "Yeah, but this place isn't exactly Bermuda."

"The Worry Wart":

Ralph: "Oh, is that all that they are going to do? They're just gonna take it out of my refund? It just so happens Alice that I was planning on that refund - IN ITS ENTIRETY! I need all of the refund - all 42 dollars! I can't afford to let any of the 42 go! I got to go down to Fred's Landings - I need 42 dollars! What am I gonna do if I haven't got enough money?"

Alice: "We'll just have to cut down, Ralph. Just ask for a cheaper tent with a smaller snake."

Two Faces of Ralph Kramden":

Nick: "How about $400 a week."

(Ralph coughs.)

Nick: "$500."

(Ralph coughs more.)

Nick: "$600."

Ralph: "Norton, give me some water."

Ed: "Don't be a dope Ralph. Keep coughing Ralph. You will be a millionaire in no time."

11-02-2007, 08:51 AM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,043	Friday's Quotes: "Ralph Kramden Inc.": Ralph: "Are you sure that that suitcase can hold $40,000,000. Why don't you cut pieces of paper into the shape of dollars bills and find out?" (Ed opens up his case to reveal that he did just that.) Ed: "Small details." "Young Man With A Horn": Ralph: "I am writing down a list of all my weak points." Ed: "Oh, is that all the paper you are going to use?" "Letter To The Boss": Ed: "I know what you should do your boss after he fires you." Ralph: "What?" Ed: "Write him another nasty letter." "Letter To The Boss": Ed: "I got a solution to open up that mailbox. Dynamite." Ralph: "What is it?" Ed: "That is waht I said. Dynamite." "The People's Choice" & "Finger Man": Ed: "My Uncle's place in New Jersey. Bullets will never find you there." Ralph: "He won't." Ed: "Of course not. I have been down there three Sundays in a row. I can't even find the place myself." "Sleepy Time Gal": Ralph: "Norton, do you like the furniture here?" Ed: "Yeah." Ralph (to Alice): "There you are." Ed: "Of course. I don't live here." "Sleepy Time Gal": (Ralph tries to butter up Alice.) Ralph: "Do you know how foolish I am going out every night when I have a beautiful wife at home?" Ed: "At least I got a good excuse." "Be It Ever So Humble": (The gang is in the broken-down home.) Ed: "How long is this lease for?" Ralph: "The usual." Ed: "How long is that?" Ralph "99 years." Ed: "99 years?" Ralph: "Yes, 99 years. That's what America gets from Great Britian when they do that lend-lease stuff." Ed: "Yeah, but this place isn't exactly Bermuda." "The Worry Wart": Ralph: "Oh, is that all that they are going to do? They're just gonna take it out of my refund? It just so happens Alice that I was planning on that refund - IN ITS ENTIRETY! I need all of the refund - all 42 dollars! I can't afford to let any of the 42 go! I got to go down to Fred's Landings - I need 42 dollars! What am I gonna do if I haven't got enough money?" Alice: "We'll just have to cut down, Ralph. Just ask for a cheaper tent with a smaller snake." Two Faces of Ralph Kramden": Nick: "How about $400 a week." (Ralph coughs.) Nick: "$500." (Ralph coughs more.) Nick: "$600." Ralph: "Norton, give me some water." Ed: "Don't be a dope Ralph. Keep coughing Ralph. You will be a millionaire in no time."