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11-01-2007, 04:32 AM
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something Jay Leno said tonight....
..."what does Micheal Jackson give out to all the trick-or-treaters at his house who are boys"?
"his phone number"!  "know what Britney Spears wore for a costume"? "underwear"!
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the Clampetts are in a fancy Beverly Hills jewelry store. Granny points to a tray of rubies. Granny: "How much fer one o' them red diamonds?" clerk: "Madam, those are rubies." Granny: "OK ask her kin we buy one offa her." clerk: " The ruby I am talking about is not a lady." Granny: "Lissen, how she got them diamonds is her business. I'm just sayin' ask her kin we buy one from her." |
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11-01-2007, 09:14 AM
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God Bless Val
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11-02-2007, 08:33 AM
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RIP MJ I'LL MISS YOU FOREVER
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 that's funny
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