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Sitcomwriter · 10-11-2001, 07:20 PM

"The Sperm Bank"
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(The Coffeehouse)
Blair:Hey everybody.Guess what I just did
Jo:What?
Blair:I went to a sperm bank
Jo:When did you get sperm?
Blair:No Jo I'm gonna have an artificial insamination
Bailey:Blair are you crazy?
Blair:No I'm not.I just want someone to live with
Tootie:Why don't you just sleep with jeff again?
Blair:That was one night of passion
Tootie:Well I'm dating another guy why don't you just sleep with him?
Jo:So Blair are you sure you want to do this?
Blair:Yeah I'm sure
Rick:So Blair did you pick a doner yet?
Blair:No not yet
Pippa:Hey guys guess what my adoring husband just did?
Jo:What?
Andy:I donated sperm to a sperm bank
THE END

MrsGarrettRocksMySocks · 10-11-2001, 10:33 PM

That was good, but kinda short.Like, I said very good, but short.

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*Blair:I just had another one of my brilliant ideas!
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my e-mail is charlotte_rae_fan@yahoo.com e-mail me!!
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I think that CHARLOTTE RAE is the BEST ACTRESS that EVER lived!!She is incredible!!SOMEDAY...I *WILL* meet HER!!
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Estelle:You're lucky I'm a lady, or I'd knock your teeth out!
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IM me using piggy2111 or The GGirls R Koo
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Tootie:WE ARE IN TROUBLLEEEEE!!!!
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Estelle:There's more to life than football, Jimmy!
Jimmy: Yea, but there's nothing more important!
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you have to admit, you CAN'T ARGUE WITH MRS.GARRETT!!

10-11-2001, 07:20 PM	#1
Sitcomwriter Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Feb 27, 2001 Posts: 7,356	"The Sperm Bank" "The Sperm Bank" _________________________ (The Coffeehouse) Blair:Hey everybody.Guess what I just did Jo:What? Blair:I went to a sperm bank Jo:When did you get sperm? Blair:No Jo I'm gonna have an artificial insamination Bailey:Blair are you crazy? Blair:No I'm not.I just want someone to live with Tootie:Why don't you just sleep with jeff again? Blair:That was one night of passion Tootie:Well I'm dating another guy why don't you just sleep with him? Jo:So Blair are you sure you want to do this? Blair:Yeah I'm sure Rick:So Blair did you pick a doner yet? Blair:No not yet Pippa:Hey guys guess what my adoring husband just did? Jo:What? Andy:I donated sperm to a sperm bank THE END

10-11-2001, 10:33 PM	#2
MrsGarrettRocksMySocks Actors over 60 Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 20, 2001 Location: The cookie jar--Any "Anyone Can Whistle" fans out there? Posts: 4,077	That was good, but kinda short.Like, I said very good, but short. ------------------ Blair:I just had another one of my brilliant ideas! ********************** my e-mail is charlotte_rae_fan@yahoo.com e-mail me!! *********************** I think that CHARLOTTE RAE is the BEST ACTRESS that EVER lived!!She is incredible!!SOMEDAY...I WILL meet HER!! *********************** Estelle:You're lucky I'm a lady, or I'd knock your teeth out! ********************* IM me using piggy2111 or The GGirls R Koo ********************* Tootie:WE ARE IN TROUBLLEEEEE!!!! ********************* Estelle:There's more to life than football, Jimmy! Jimmy: Yea, but there's nothing more important! ********************************** you have to admit, you CAN'T ARGUE WITH MRS.GARRETT!!