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Old 04-24-2001, 08:44 PM   #1
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Post "Head to Head Challenges - A Facts of Life Movie"

(There is a black screen when all of the sudden silver words in italic text appear on the screen. They say

HEAD TO HEAD CHALLENGES - A FACTS OF LIFE MOVIE

(The Facts of Life Theme Song begins to play, but it is a modern rock version of the music, no lyrics. Then pictures of the cast members show and their names appear.)

Nancy McKeon AS Jo Polniziak
Lisa Whelchel AS Blair Warner
Kim Fields AS Tootie Ramsey
and Mindy Cohn AS Natalie Green

(Then the words and black screen dissapear and the movie begins..)

((The Driveway of the Girl's House))
(A black car is parked in the driveway.)
(Tootie has a large smile on her face and Natalie and Blair are standing next to her.)
T: I am so excited!! Finally I get it! Finally, Finally, a car!!
B: Tootie, your acting like your a Pre-Schooler who got a lollypop.
T: Well I can't help myself! After all these years I finally get my driver's liscence!
N: Tootie I don't understand something. You've been talking about it for such a long time and you haven't even sat down in the driver's seat yet.
T: Well I want Jo to see "my first sit"!
B: (Rolls eyes.) Im going to call Cliff.
N: I'm going to..um..to wax my shoes!!! (Smiles and leaves)
T: Wait! No! (Sighs seeing that both of the girls went inside the house.)
((A hardware store downtown in Peekskill))
J: (Walks in and looks around, searching for the tool she needs.)
Man at Counter: Can I help you?
J: Oh..yeah. I'm looking for a socket wrench.
Man at Counter: Oh, we got this back here. (He leaves the counter and directs Jo towards the back wall of the store.) This what ya need? (Holds a socket wrench up.)
J: Oh, yeah. Thanks. (Takes it and they both walk towards the counter.)
Man at Counter: That'll be eight bucks.
J: Alright. (Throws the cash on the counter, but it accidently slips off onto the ground as the man puts his head down to open the register. Jo then leaves.)
Man at Counter: (Picks his head up and glances at the counter.) Wait a second....
((The House)
T: Natalie please let me drive you around town ONCE? Just once?!
N: No Tootie! I still don't trust your driving skills!
T: (Sighs and gets on her knees.) Pleeeaasseee?
N: Don't kneel down to false gods! That's one of the commandments!
T: (Rolls eyes and gets up) Natalie!!
N: NO TOOTIE! (Goes upstairs.)
T: (Follows her upstairs.) Nataliieee!!
((The Kitchen))
B: (On the phone with Cliff) Hm mh..yes Cliff..(Smiles) I see. Uh hu. (Gasps) Would you? I would like that soooo much!! Okay. You'll pick me up at 4? Ok Cliff! Buhbyes!!! (Kisses the phone and hangs up.)
N: Help me! (Runs in.)
B: What is it?
N: Tooties stalking me!!! She wants me to go on a ride with her and I don't trust her!
B: (Laughs) I can hear it. So could Cliff!
N: What do you mean?
B: He heard Tootie's whining on the phone. Oh, guess what? Cliff is taking my flying in a couple hours.
N: Cool!
B: In such a romantic spot too! The MOUNTAINS!
N: Really?
B: Yupp..I can't wait! (Sighs and leaves the room.)
((The sidewalk))
J: (Walking still downtown with a bad with the socket wrench in it.)
(All of the sudden sirens are heard and police cars come speeding down the street towards her.)
J: What the heck?!
Police Man from Inside the Car: Put your hands up! You robbed the hardware store down the street!
J: What?! No I didn't! I paid what I needed too!
Police Man: Put your hands up!!
J: No!! I'm annocent as Blair is when she meets a guy!!
Police Man: (Pulls out a gun)
J: Holy crap!! (Drops the bad and gets onto her motorycle and speeds off, having the polie follow her, causing a chase.)

Guys -- I gotta go! Sorry! How is it?


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Old 04-24-2001, 08:47 PM   #2
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i bet ur really guessin what im gonna say..i bet ur sitten there wonderin..what is kerri gonna say??? wellll..ill tell u now so u can stop wonderin (i dunno what im talkin bout..loil) GREAT! AWSOME! i luvvv! lol

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Old 04-24-2001, 08:51 PM   #3
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Love it post mor soon.

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Old 09-29-2001, 08:33 PM   #4
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Post More PLEASE. These kind of fic r the kind of fics I love!!!!! I need more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please POST MORE ASAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 09-30-2001, 12:08 AM   #5
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This is VERY good!post more soon!

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