Saturday's Quotes:

[Frank Gannucci]

"Funny Money":

Ralph: "One of these days, you are going to push me too far."

Alice's Mom: "The only thing that can push you is a bulldozer."

"Finders Keepers":

(Ralph is playing pinball.)

Ed: "You can still come up empty you know."

Ralph: "Empty? The only thing that is empty around here is your head."

"Finders Keepers":

Ralph: "I am going to get the $300 Alice. I am going to get the $300 if I have to sell everything in this house."

Alice: "Fine. But what are you going to do about the other $280?"

"Two Tickets To The Fight":

(Alice's Uncle George is coming to visit. Ralph hates him and wants to go to the fights.)

Ralph (yells): "I AM NOT GOING TO MISS THE YEAR'S BEST FIGHT."

Alice (yells): "LISTEN HERE. YOU WALK OUT OF THAT DOOR AND YOU WILL
BE IN THE YEAR'S BEST FIGHT."

"The Main Event":

(Ed is showing off his boxing skill for Dynamite.)

Ed: "Cover up your face Ralph! Cover your face! Cover your face!"

(Ralph covers his face. Ed hits him in the stomach.)

Ralph (yells): "ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!...OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWW!...OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! WHY DID YOU HIT ME IN THE STOMACH WHEN YOU TOLD ME TO COVER MY FACE!"

Ed (yells): "I WAS SHOWING DYNAMITE NOT TO TRUST ANYBODY IN THE RING."

"King of The Castle":

(Ed shows his bandage on his head to Ralph.)

Ralph: "What happened to you?"

Ed: "When I said to Trixie that I am the King of The Castle, Trixie crowned me."

"A Dog's Life":

Ralph: "Gee, I remember when I used to weigh 165. Did you see me when I weighed 165?"

Ed: "No Ralph. I never did see your baby pictures."

"Movies Are Better Than Ever":

Ralph: "Talk is cheap."

Alice: "It must be or you would have never opened your mouth."

"Dial J For Janitor":

Ralph: "Your garbage can was half-full. When it's full-full, then I will take it down. That way, I will make one trip instead of two. Save a trip here - save a trip there and it all mounts up."

Ed: "That is what I am afraid of. It's mounting up all over the building."