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treky · 10-27-2007, 03:29 AM

I saw this on another site and thought it'd be interesting to start one on here, too. So, if you've ever wanted to try your hand at Fan Fiction-like I do-now's your chance!

I'll start one about "THE ODD COUPLE" and others can join in.

Exterior shot of the front of Oscar and Felixes apt. building. Switches to shot of their living room.
Oscar comes in the front door. Walks down the steps and throws his coat on the couch and shouts: "FELIX"! Felix walks out of the hall and says "Hi, Oscar"! Oscar says "Felix buddy; you're gonna love me for this. I scored us 4 tickets to that new play"!

Ok, someone else go.

treky · 10-30-2007, 02:16 AM

c'mon people! Doesn't someone else want to give this a shot?

TV DVD Fan · 10-30-2007, 08:41 PM

I'll join in...

Felix- To the revival of Shakespeare's TWO GENTLEMEN OF VERONA?
Oscar- Um... not exactly that exciting, buddy. But almost as good... It's to a new play about a sportswriter who discovers this great rookie with a great arm and... (Felix interrupts)

Felix- Tsk, tsk, tsk, Oscar.
Oscar- Tsk, tsk, nothing, Felix! What the heck do I got to do to make you happy, you like theater, so why wouldn't you like to go see this play!
Felix- Sports wasn't meant to be a play, Oscar. It's meant to be sports... played by sweaty men in smelly and germ-filled arenes with big, burly fans obnoxiously cheering incessantly in the background, filled with smoke.
Oscar- Mr. Sunshine here, folks.
Felix- Oscar, I just don't like sports. So now why would you expect me to like a PLAY about sports.
Oscar- I thought it might brainwash you into being more like me and being NORMAL, considering you like theater and all.
Felix- First of all it's pronounced THEATRE and I would never be captivated by anything related to sports, even if it was related to the stage.
Oscar- Felix, I don't know what to tell you, I'm sorry, I really am. I guess I never should've been so selfish.
Felix- How were you being selfish? Stupid, I'd say, not selfish.
Oscar- I thought maybe, you know, to cause less headaches for me and all, maybe we could... compromise for each other more.

Alright, treky, I'd like to see where you'll take this. The proverbial ball's in your court.

treky · 10-31-2007, 02:38 AM

ok; here I go. Hope everyone likes it....

Felix said: "Ok, I'll go. But you said you got 4 tickets. Who else are you going to invite"? Oscar: "I figured you could ask Miriam, and I'll find some to ask". Felix: "Well, when is it? What night"? Oscar: "Tommorow night". Felix: "Oh, you'll probably never find anyone this late". Oscar: "Don't worry about that, I know lots of girls. You just go up and ask Miriam while I try and find someone". Felix: "Ok, I'll be back in a minute". (he walks out the door. Oscar walks over to the phone on his desk.)

Ok, someone elses turn.

treky · 11-16-2007, 02:58 AM

About 10-15 minutes later, Felix walks back in and closes the door just as Oscar's hanging up the phone. He says to Oscar, Miriam can't make it; she's busy tomorrow night. Did you find anyone? Oscar said "No I didn't. That's ok though; we can go by ourselves, allright"? Felix: "Alright, sure. What time does it start"? Oscar: "9:00".

Alright; someone else's turn

treky · 01-31-2008, 04:25 AM

in case anyone's wondering, I've decided to scrap this; since noone's contributing to it.

treky · 12-11-2016, 03:52 AM

I just looked this up, and in case anyone's wondering I still have no more interest in continuing it.

10-27-2007, 03:29 AM	#1
treky star trek fan Eternal Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Feb 25, 2002 Location: Conshohocken, pennsylvania Posts: 14,490	story train-THE ODD COUPLE I saw this on another site and thought it'd be interesting to start one on here, too. So, if you've ever wanted to try your hand at Fan Fiction-like I do-now's your chance! I'll start one about "THE ODD COUPLE" and others can join in. Exterior shot of the front of Oscar and Felixes apt. building. Switches to shot of their living room. Oscar comes in the front door. Walks down the steps and throws his coat on the couch and shouts: "FELIX"! Felix walks out of the hall and says "Hi, Oscar"! Oscar says "Felix buddy; you're gonna love me for this. I scored us 4 tickets to that new play"! Ok, someone else go.
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10-30-2007, 08:41 PM	#3
TV DVD Fan Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 07, 2005 Posts: 2,602	I'll join in... Felix- To the revival of Shakespeare's TWO GENTLEMEN OF VERONA? Oscar- Um... not exactly that exciting, buddy. But almost as good... It's to a new play about a sportswriter who discovers this great rookie with a great arm and... (Felix interrupts) Felix- Tsk, tsk, tsk, Oscar. Oscar- Tsk, tsk, nothing, Felix! What the heck do I got to do to make you happy, you like theater, so why wouldn't you like to go see this play! Felix- Sports wasn't meant to be a play, Oscar. It's meant to be sports... played by sweaty men in smelly and germ-filled arenes with big, burly fans obnoxiously cheering incessantly in the background, filled with smoke. Oscar- Mr. Sunshine here, folks. Felix- Oscar, I just don't like sports. So now why would you expect me to like a PLAY about sports. Oscar- I thought it might brainwash you into being more like me and being NORMAL, considering you like theater and all. Felix- First of all it's pronounced THEATRE and I would never be captivated by anything related to sports, even if it was related to the stage. Oscar- Felix, I don't know what to tell you, I'm sorry, I really am. I guess I never should've been so selfish. Felix- How were you being selfish? Stupid, I'd say, not selfish. Oscar- I thought maybe, you know, to cause less headaches for me and all, maybe we could... compromise for each other more. Alright, treky, I'd like to see where you'll take this. The proverbial ball's in your court.
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10-30-2007, 02:16 AM	#2
treky star trek fan Eternal Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Feb 25, 2002 Location: Conshohocken, pennsylvania Posts: 14,490	c'mon people! Doesn't someone else want to give this a shot?

10-31-2007, 02:38 AM	#4
treky star trek fan Eternal Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Feb 25, 2002 Location: Conshohocken, pennsylvania Posts: 14,490	ok; here I go. Hope everyone likes it.... Felix said: "Ok, I'll go. But you said you got 4 tickets. Who else are you going to invite"? Oscar: "I figured you could ask Miriam, and I'll find some to ask". Felix: "Well, when is it? What night"? Oscar: "Tommorow night". Felix: "Oh, you'll probably never find anyone this late". Oscar: "Don't worry about that, I know lots of girls. You just go up and ask Miriam while I try and find someone". Felix: "Ok, I'll be back in a minute". (he walks out the door. Oscar walks over to the phone on his desk.) Ok, someone elses turn.

11-16-2007, 02:58 AM	#5
treky star trek fan Eternal Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Feb 25, 2002 Location: Conshohocken, pennsylvania Posts: 14,490	About 10-15 minutes later, Felix walks back in and closes the door just as Oscar's hanging up the phone. He says to Oscar, Miriam can't make it; she's busy tomorrow night. Did you find anyone? Oscar said "No I didn't. That's ok though; we can go by ourselves, allright"? Felix: "Alright, sure. What time does it start"? Oscar: "9:00". Alright; someone else's turn

01-31-2008, 04:25 AM	#6
treky star trek fan Eternal Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Feb 25, 2002 Location: Conshohocken, pennsylvania Posts: 14,490	in case anyone's wondering, I've decided to scrap this; since noone's contributing to it.

12-11-2016, 03:52 AM	#7
treky star trek fan Eternal Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Feb 25, 2002 Location: Conshohocken, pennsylvania Posts: 14,490	I just looked this up, and in case anyone's wondering I still have no more interest in continuing it.