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fullhousefan91619 · 10-24-2007, 09:33 PM

Judy said that you thought was funny? I mean, I know she's not a signifigant character, but would you think it was funny if say, Laura or Eddie said it? I have a few:

(From Two-Income Family)
Judy: Laura what's seven times nine?
Laura: Sixty-three.
Judy: Thanks!
(long pause)
Judy: Laura what's eight times nine?
Laura: Seventy-two.
(long pause)
Judy: Laura what's....
Laura: EIGHTY-ONE!!!

(From Short Story)
Judy: (While the family's complaing about how Rachel's book made them look stupid) What about me? You said I whine! (Whineing) I DON'T WHINE!

(From Rachel's First Date)
Eddie: (Guessing Alan's card, trying to distract him, while Rachel's getting ready for their date) Is it the Two of Clubs?
Judy: It's the eight of diamonds!
Alan: THAT'S IT!

(From Straight A's)
Eddie: (After Carl said a big word) What does that mean?
Judy: LOOK IT UP!

(From Body Damage)
Trying to distract Carl from seeing his damaged car)
Laura: Dad wait! My tonsils hurt.
Judy: Mine too!
Carl: Judy, you got your tonsils out four years ago.
Judy: Oh, I mean my feet.

(From The Quilt)
Laura: JUDY, YOU CAN'T QUIT! YOU HAVE TO WAVE THE CARS TO OUR HOUSE! HOW ELSE ARE THEY GONNA KNOW WHERE THE TAG SALE IS?
Judy: Look, I'm wet, I'm cold, and I'm cranky!
Laura: BUT...
Judy: DON'T MESS WITH ME!

(From Man's Best Friend, Not really what Judy said, but it's about her)
Carl: Edward get down here!
Eddie: Coming dad! (Pause) NO! DON'T DRINK OUTTA THE TOILET!
Carl: (Doesn't know they're hiding a dog from him) What was that about?
Harriet: Uhhhh.... It's Judy! I don't know what's gotten into her lately. I think I'm braiding her hair too tight!

(From Sitting Pretty)
Laura: (About her baby sitting service) I guess we can have them drop all of their kids here. I know it's just you and me Judy, but it's only gonna be 20 or 30 kids!
Judy: WE? I'm outta here!

Eddie: I'm still hot, right mom? (Harriet stares at him) Judy?
Judy: Eddie, GET A LIFE!

Furienna · 10-25-2007, 05:44 PM

Poor Jody... If they only had given her half a chance.

fullhousefan91619 · 10-30-2007, 05:47 PM

ANYBODY?! I'll add more:
(From The Candidate)
Judy: (Practicing Math) 5x2 is 10. 5x3 is 15. 5x4 is 20.
Laura: Can you do that silently?
Judy: (Starts doing problems in her head) NO!

(From Torn Between Two Lovers)
Harriette: Better add zucchini to that shopping list.
Judy: (writing) Z-U-K
Harriet: Nope.
Judy: Z-O-O-K
Harriet: Uh uh.
Judy: Let's get corn instead.

(From Dog Day Halloween)
Harriet: Did you kids have fun trick-or-treatinng?
Judy:Yeah, we got a lot of candy. Hey....how come my bag is practically empty, and yours is almost full?
Richie: Maybe because I'm cuter than you.

(From Fast Eddie Winslow)
Harriet: How's the book?
Judy: Boring. Look how big and thick it is!
Harriet: (reading) Swiss Family Robinson!
Judy: Who wants to read about cheese?

(From Ice Station Winslow)
Laura: Isn't Little Richie cute?!
Judy: NO!

(From Taking Credit)
Rachel: Oh boy I can't wait to try the cake you kids made! (Takes a bite and has a disgusted look on her face?)
Judy: Well...?
Rachel: It's good. And it clears the sinaces.
Judy: Horseraddish!

Furienna · 10-30-2007, 07:59 PM

Good work! I just don't remember her lines. Except one from 4th season, when Harriet is on strike, and little Richie is serving ice cream for dinner.
- Thank God. I was getting sick of candy bars.

fullhousefan91619 · 10-31-2007, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Furienna

Good work! I just don't remember her lines. Except one from 4th season, when Harriet is on strike, and little Richie is serving ice cream for dinner.
- Thank God. I was getting sick of candy bars.

Yeah she had a decent role in that one too. Il liked at the begining when Harriet comes in and says:
Judy, didn't I tell you to do the laundry?
Judy: Yeah.
Harriet:Well...?
Judy: Oh, you meant today?

Furienna · 10-31-2007, 04:03 PM

Tell you what... Next time I watch an episode with the poor thing, I'm going to write down some lines from her, and then I will share them with you here.

LecyGoransonfan · 11-01-2007, 02:54 PM

judy really did get good one liners in the show, thats how i always saw her as...a character with a couple one liners in an episode and thats it. i watching an episode yesterday and judy didnt even speak during the whole thing. i liked the one when laura, harriette, and rachel were all in the kitchen talking about rachel's date or something like that and judy tries to listen in and everyone stares at her and harriette tells her to beat it, i thought that was funny.

fullhousefan91619 · 11-01-2007, 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Furienna

Tell you what... Next time I watch an episode with the poor thing, I'm going to write down some lines from her, and then I will share them with you here.

I don't entirely memorize her lines. Sometimes I go to TV.com to jog my memory. Here's another line, again Judy doesn't really say it, but it's about Judy.

(Mother Winslow and Judy walk into the kitchen)
Mother Winslow: Carl, Judy just got her report card. Now, she did her best so don't get too mad.
Carl: (Reads the report card) THESE GRADES ARE AWFUL!!!
Mother Winslow: Oh, I'm sorry Carl! This is one of your old report cards! Here's Judy's.
Carl: (Reads the report card) Oh, B's and C's not bad!

Furienna · 11-01-2007, 04:57 PM

Good one!

No, really, the next time I watch this show, I'll write her lines down.

fullhousefan91619 · 11-02-2007, 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Furienna

Good one!

No, really, the next time I watch this show, I'll write her lines down.

Don't worry! I believe you!

Furienna · 11-02-2007, 04:36 PM

Good!

Now I just have to remember to do it.

Lorimar Television · 01-01-2008, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Furienna

Good!

Now I just have to remember to do it.

Did you remember?!

Furienna · 01-01-2008, 09:33 PM

Actually, no, I forgot. However, I haven't watched many episodes with Judy lately either.

Guy Bramsworth · 01-08-2008, 12:17 AM

I saw one recently I think is her last line actually, before she goes up stairs never to return

Judy: Going to shoot porn bye.

hughpuppies · 02-10-2008, 11:10 PM

Only a few lines I remember of hers.

When they got a pet dog and they asked the kids to walk the dog and Judy said I can't walk the dog it walks me(or something to that effect.)

Then the last time she was on they send her to her room and she says why do I always get sent to my room?

Then she was out side having to hold up a sign for a grage sale they were having and she come back and and they said how are people supposed to find us and Judy says I am wet. and cold and tired and I quit.(or something close to that.)

10-24-2007, 09:33 PM	#1
fullhousefan91619 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Dec 11, 2005 Posts: 329	Are There ANY Lines That.... Judy said that you thought was funny? I mean, I know she's not a signifigant character, but would you think it was funny if say, Laura or Eddie said it? I have a few: (From Two-Income Family) Judy: Laura what's seven times nine? Laura: Sixty-three. Judy: Thanks! (long pause) Judy: Laura what's eight times nine? Laura: Seventy-two. (long pause) Judy: Laura what's.... Laura: EIGHTY-ONE!!! (From Short Story) Judy: (While the family's complaing about how Rachel's book made them look stupid) What about me? You said I whine! (Whineing) I DON'T WHINE! (From Rachel's First Date) Eddie: (Guessing Alan's card, trying to distract him, while Rachel's getting ready for their date) Is it the Two of Clubs? Judy: It's the eight of diamonds! Alan: THAT'S IT! (From Straight A's) Eddie: (After Carl said a big word) What does that mean? Judy: LOOK IT UP! (From Body Damage) Trying to distract Carl from seeing his damaged car) Laura: Dad wait! My tonsils hurt. Judy: Mine too! Carl: Judy, you got your tonsils out four years ago. Judy: Oh, I mean my feet. (From The Quilt) Laura: JUDY, YOU CAN'T QUIT! YOU HAVE TO WAVE THE CARS TO OUR HOUSE! HOW ELSE ARE THEY GONNA KNOW WHERE THE TAG SALE IS? Judy: Look, I'm wet, I'm cold, and I'm cranky! Laura: BUT... Judy: DON'T MESS WITH ME! (From Man's Best Friend, Not really what Judy said, but it's about her) Carl: Edward get down here! Eddie: Coming dad! (Pause) NO! DON'T DRINK OUTTA THE TOILET! Carl: (Doesn't know they're hiding a dog from him) What was that about? Harriet: Uhhhh.... It's Judy! I don't know what's gotten into her lately. I think I'm braiding her hair too tight! (From Sitting Pretty) Laura: (About her baby sitting service) I guess we can have them drop all of their kids here. I know it's just you and me Judy, but it's only gonna be 20 or 30 kids! Judy: WE? I'm outta here! Eddie: I'm still hot, right mom? (Harriet stares at him) Judy? Judy: Eddie, GET A LIFE!

11-01-2007, 02:54 PM	#7
LecyGoransonfan Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Sep 21, 2002 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 213	judy really did get good one liners in the show, thats how i always saw her as...a character with a couple one liners in an episode and thats it. i watching an episode yesterday and judy didnt even speak during the whole thing. i liked the one when laura, harriette, and rachel were all in the kitchen talking about rachel's date or something like that and judy tries to listen in and everyone stares at her and harriette tells her to beat it, i thought that was funny.
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01-08-2008, 12:17 AM	#14
Guy Bramsworth Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Feb 20, 2004 Location: Hades Posts: 76	I saw one recently I think is her last line actually, before she goes up stairs never to return Judy: Going to shoot porn bye.
	__________________ I Guy. Bye.

02-10-2008, 11:10 PM	#15
hughpuppies Melanie Bernhardt Forum Regular Join Date: Jan 13, 2004 Location: wished I was with the lady in the above picture Posts: 705	Only a few lines I remember of hers. When they got a pet dog and they asked the kids to walk the dog and Judy said I can't walk the dog it walks me(or something to that effect.) Then the last time she was on they send her to her room and she says why do I always get sent to my room? Then she was out side having to hold up a sign for a grage sale they were having and she come back and and they said how are people supposed to find us and Judy says I am wet. and cold and tired and I quit.(or something close to that.)
	__________________ I hope to one day meet Melanie Bernhardt who played Kathy Gordon in 4 Different Strokes episodes.(girl in the wheel chair)

10-25-2007, 05:44 PM	#2
Furienna Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Oct 22, 2006 Location: Örnsköldsvik, Sweden Posts: 6,280	Poor Jody... If they only had given her half a chance.

10-30-2007, 05:47 PM	#3
fullhousefan91619 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Dec 11, 2005 Posts: 329	ANYBODY?! I'll add more: (From The Candidate) Judy: (Practicing Math) 5x2 is 10. 5x3 is 15. 5x4 is 20. Laura: Can you do that silently? Judy: (Starts doing problems in her head) NO! (From Torn Between Two Lovers) Harriette: Better add zucchini to that shopping list. Judy: (writing) Z-U-K Harriet: Nope. Judy: Z-O-O-K Harriet: Uh uh. Judy: Let's get corn instead. (From Dog Day Halloween) Harriet: Did you kids have fun trick-or-treatinng? Judy:Yeah, we got a lot of candy. Hey....how come my bag is practically empty, and yours is almost full? Richie: Maybe because I'm cuter than you. (From Fast Eddie Winslow) Harriet: How's the book? Judy: Boring. Look how big and thick it is! Harriet: (reading) Swiss Family Robinson! Judy: Who wants to read about cheese? (From Ice Station Winslow) Laura: Isn't Little Richie cute?! Judy: NO! (From Taking Credit) Rachel: Oh boy I can't wait to try the cake you kids made! (Takes a bite and has a disgusted look on her face?) Judy: Well...? Rachel: It's good. And it clears the sinaces. Judy: Horseraddish!

10-30-2007, 07:59 PM	#4
Furienna Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Oct 22, 2006 Location: Örnsköldsvik, Sweden Posts: 6,280	Good work! I just don't remember her lines. Except one from 4th season, when Harriet is on strike, and little Richie is serving ice cream for dinner. - Thank God. I was getting sick of candy bars.

10-31-2007, 04:03 PM	#6
Furienna Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Oct 22, 2006 Location: Örnsköldsvik, Sweden Posts: 6,280	Tell you what... Next time I watch an episode with the poor thing, I'm going to write down some lines from her, and then I will share them with you here.

11-01-2007, 04:57 PM	#9
Furienna Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Oct 22, 2006 Location: Örnsköldsvik, Sweden Posts: 6,280	Good one! No, really, the next time I watch this show, I'll write her lines down.

11-02-2007, 04:36 PM	#11
Furienna Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Oct 22, 2006 Location: Örnsköldsvik, Sweden Posts: 6,280	Good! Now I just have to remember to do it.

01-01-2008, 09:33 PM	#13
Furienna Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Oct 22, 2006 Location: Örnsköldsvik, Sweden Posts: 6,280	Actually, no, I forgot. However, I haven't watched many episodes with Judy lately either.