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01-19-2001, 07:48 PM
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I'll Cry Tomorrow
In a recent excavation of my locker, this fanfic was discovered. BlairW_1 and I wrote back in October or November. We hope you like it!
Dear Blair, I've decided to tell you my biggest secret. Before I tell you, you have to swear that you won't tell anyone. Please promise me. I really need to tell someone. Thanks, Jo Blair, All right. I trust you now. Okay... here goes. Remember, Blair, I swore to secrecy. If you tell anyone, you won't walk again. Don't make me hurt you. Well, you see, there was this party at the Chug-a-Lug one night. And there were boys at that bar. We had a few beers. Okay, a lot of beers, but I could handle it. But the boys just couldn't. One of them carried me out into the back alley. Blair, if you tell anyone I'm... I can't tell you. But, well... I'm knocked up. You know, pregnant. And, Blair, tell anyone and you die. I swear, Blair, I will kill you. You're the only person that knows. I'm gonna have to tell Mrs. Garrett eventually, but I don't have the guts to tell her yet. Will you go with me to tell her? Please, Blair... Please... Jo I have to go! What do you think? ------------------ J: Partners? You mean 50/50? Uh... 50/50...50? B: Oh, good, Jo. We'll let you do the books! ......................... B: I know a phony when I see one! J: You should. You spend enough time looking at yourself in the mirror. ......................... J: Blair, do you ever think of anything but yourself? B: Like what? ......................... "Don't rule out using your hands. It does not preclude using your head." --Andy Rooney "What a chid doesn't recieve he can seldom give later" --P.D.James |
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01-19-2001, 08:23 PM
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thats wicked good! keep it going!
------------------ Nat: Hello sailor! Tootie: hot stuff coming through, and the pizza's are warm too! Jinny: if you pinch my a$$ one more time, i'll kick your's Jinny: i think i am going to give up men Magda: you, give up sex? Jinny: i didn't say i was giving up sex, i just said i was giving up men! to tell you the truth i kinda like the idea of becoming intamate with something that comes with a money-back gaurentee! Blair: thunder thighs is hanging up her spikes... Sue Ann: and you just gave me a great idea were to put them |
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01-19-2001, 08:41 PM
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awsome! keep going!
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01-19-2001, 08:47 PM
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Dear Jo,
How could you? You are, what 17? Have you thought about what it can do to you? Jo, you could die. Don't tell anyone, but I will sincerely miss you. I wouldn't have anyone to fight with. Jo, please make the right choice and get an abortion. Blair Dear Blair, I'm still considering getting an abortion. No, I think that I should talk to Mrs. G first. Please go with me, Blair. I can't go by myself. I'm crying. I never cry. Please go with me. I need someone's advice. Consider it, Blair. Jo Dear Jo, Jo, I'll go. Please don't cry. Jo, promise me, no matter what happens, we'll be friends forever, okay? And never let anything bad happen to you again. Your BEST friend, Blair Dear Blair, I told Mrs. Garrett. She's disappointed with me. I have the rest of the day off from classes. Blair, if the headmaster finds out, I could be expelled! If I get expelled I'll have to go home and tell my mom that I'm pregnant. I can't put her through that. I promised her that I wouldn't make the same mistakes she made. I'll have no place to go if I get expelled. Do you think that Mrs. Garrett will tell Mr. Harrison? If you want to come with me to beg her to not tell Mr. Harrison, I could sure use the moral support. Blair, I'm so scared. Maybe I will get an abortion. Even though I swore to let all of my children live and love for themselves. Blair, I want love my child. I'll be 18 when it's born. I won't be able to go to college. What am I saying? I'm not ready to be a mother. You're right, Blair. Something bad could happen to me. I'll always be your best friend. Blair, why do I keep crying? Blair, I'm sorry if I ever offended you. I didn't mean it. I better stop before I really start crying. Jo ------------------ J: Partners? You mean 50/50? Uh... 50/50...50? B: Oh, good, Jo. We'll let you do the books! ......................... B: I know a phony when I see one! J: You should. You spend enough time looking at yourself in the mirror. ......................... J: Blair, do you ever think of anything but yourself? B: Like what? ......................... "Don't rule out using your hands. It does not preclude using your head." --Andy Rooney "What a chid doesn't recieve he can seldom give later" --P.D.James |
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01-19-2001, 09:11 PM
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This is really good and I like the different format too!!
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01-19-2001, 09:14 PM
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Dear Blair,
He found out! Mr. Harrison found out. Mrs. Garrett told him. Blair, I don't want to be expelled! I have two choices; I can get an abortion or be expelled and have my kid. Blair, I have to make up my mind by Saturday. Blair, I don't know what to do! This has never happened before. I mean, there's never been a situation where I never knew what to do. Blair, I'll tell you who the father is if you promise not to tell anyone. You're my best friend, Blair. I don't want to leave Eastland 2 months before we graduate. That's where all of my friends are. Blair help me decide what to do. Jo Dear Jo, Get an abortion. Wait, no, don't get one. I don't know. Do whatever you feel is right. Jo, I can't belive this would happen to you. If you... If something goes wrong... Jo, I cried all last night thnking about you. Did you hear me? I'm sorry if I kept you up. I just can't take it. Blair Dear Blair, I'm sorry that I ever told anyone. 've made up my mind. I'm getting an abortion. You're right, and I'm ready. Joanna Marie Polniaczek Dear Jo, I'm worried about you. You're young almost too young in fact to have this happen to you. Do you know when your surgery is? Jo, I just had another one of my brilliant ideas! If you don't really want to get an abortion, but you want to stay in school, I'll quit and you can live with me! You can have your baby, and afterwards, we'll go back to Eastland. I am a genius! But, I'm only a suggestion. You do whatever you want to do. If you don't want ot do it... well, I can pull a few strings and get my daddy to rent you an apartment for yourself. I would do anything, but no matter what, live or die, that baby is my godchild. I've always wanted to be called a godmother. I feel... No, that's stupid. But, I feel like I'm related somehow. Maybe a distant cousin somehow. Blair Blair, My surgery is tomorrow at 10:00. I'm going to spend the night at the hospital tonight. Blair, the father is... your older brother, Rich. I should have told you from the beginning, but I was scared. Can you forgive? Tell Tootie and Natalie that I went to New York for the weekend. Please forgive me, Blair! Jo Jo, My brother!? Him? Wait... You and my BROTHER... I'm... I'm not a godmother! I'm an aunt! I never... YOU and my BROTHER? I don't know whether I should be mad, sad, glad, or MURDEROUS... No... It's your kid. But it's my niece or nephew. I can't deal with this right now. I have a head ache, and the English teacher is giving me the "evil eye" right now, so I had better stop writing or get an "F" in this class. Good luck,and thank you... for telling me, I mean... Blair Blair, How did Tootie and Natalie find out where I was? Did you just happen to let it slip? Thanks a lot, Blair. Thanks for telling the whole school that Jo got knocked up by Blair's older brother. It's not all over school yet, but with Tootie and Natalie around, it will be by tonight. Thanks again for being my "best friend"! Jo Blair, I'm sorry that I chewed you out. I got mad and lost my temper. Blair, did you tell anyone anything? I know Mrs. Garrett wouldn't tell. Niether would Mr. Harrison. Rich doesn't know... I don't intend to tell him. I know I should. Blair, why don't I have the baby and put him or her up for adoption? I won't get expelled and the child can live! Consider it! Jo Jo, I'm SOOOO sorry. I didn't say a word, I swear! The only way anyone would know is if I talked in my sleep... Oh, dear... Maybe I did leak it. I'm all for having it naturally. But, whatever you want to do... Blair Blair, Please, find out if you if talked in your sleep because I really need to know. Tell Tootie and Natalie not to tell anyone! (Am I too late?) I just wan tot have the abortion and let everyine forget it! Jo Dear Jo, I asked Tootie and Natalie, and, yes, I talked in my sleep. But they said they would keep their mouths shut. I'm glad you're getting the abortion. Sort of. Well, I mean, you're the mother. But it would be nice to accually have a niece. Wouldn't it you just LOVE a daughter or son? I would... Jo, since you told me this... I'm getting married without anyone knowing but you. I... I want children as soon as possible... There, I said it. I promise they won't say a word. Blair Dear Blair, Don't do that. I mean, Eastland is supposed to teach us morals and values, and two of the best students are in a spot; I'm pregnant and you're engaged! Blair, if you get married, I'll really, miss you. I'm not going to hunt you down all over America miss you, but I will miss you. Jo Dear Jo, I'm in jail! I've cried and begged but they won't let me out! They sentenced me to death! I killed someone. I was in a fist fight, and hit a guy in the his kidneys. It ruptured and he died instantly. I fainted, and when I woke up, I puked, like I had been for, what, the pst week? But anyway, the doctor told me that I was pregnant, and now I get the electric chair in 9 months! Jo, what am I going to do? I haven't stopped crying ever since the trial. I'm, Jo... Jo, I had a miscarriage. I cried too much, and all of the sudden I went into labor when I was wrinting. I would have been a girl... my little Joanna... Jo, pray for me, please! I can't take it! I want life to be normal. No going back, I guess. Tell Richard that I love, and Mrs. G and the others I'll miss them. I couldn't have gone through all of this without you, Jo. You're a sister to me. This is the last time that I'll be writing to you. Too bad that I won't live for my 18 birthday. Jo, I'm scared to die. I don't want to go... down there... I will, you know. I murdered someone. Two people, in fact. I murdered my daughter. Jo... you don't have to write back if you don't want to. Just, promise me that you won't forget me... For the last time, Blair Warner Dear Blair, Oh my gosh, Blair! I'm so sorry that... maybe your lawyer can appeal... I'll pull every string in the book if I have to. I'll get you out though! I promise... Jo Dear Jo, Jo! You were right! My lawyer appealed and guess what... jail for 10 years! You may think that's bad. But it's much better than death! Oh, I feel like I'm 5 years old and opening Christmas presents! I just love everyone now! I can have kids, get married, go to a good college if I study... Oh! Come up and visit sometime next week if you can. If I get out on parole, I'll only be in the clinker for 7 years! So, what are you having? Boy or girl? Please, write back soon. It will be lonely here, but I'm back to my old self now, only not as picky. I can stand it. You can go ahead and get that house! By the way, I'm still alive! Blair Blair, That's wonderful! And I dpn't know what I'm having yet. I really don't want to know. Not that much. I'm studying, so I have to keep letters short. Jo Dear Jo, When my parole officer told me how long I'd be in jail, I heard hime wrong. I'm really going to get out one day before you're due, Jo! I can visit and take care of you! I'm so excited to be an aunt! You know, we're practically sisters! If you and Rich get married... why don't you, Jo? It would be fun, I promise. He's a nice guy. But don't let him get near alcohol. He can't handle it, as you know, and he always drinks as much as he can before he passes out. Just like my... Mom and Dad will kill me for this! Call them right after you get this letter and tell them that I'm on a trip to Europe. Have you told that to everyone so far? I miss you, Jo. I wish I was home. I feel so bad for the things I did. I don't know why you forgave me. I did horrible things... Jo, get me out of here! I'm scared! There are men in here, and one of them came on to me yesterday. He hurt me, and they didn't even do anything. Blair Warner, the jail bird. In a place like this, I can't protect myself. Well, Jo, I guess I'll keep my troubles to myself so you won't have a letter that's 30 pages long! Miss you and see you soon! Blair Dear Jo, I'm sorry for not writing in so long. I got out of jail today! I hope your preegnancy has been going well. I'm at a diner eating my first real meal in 8 months, so I'm keeping this letter short. Coming home ASAP! Good luck with the kid! Blair Warner the Ex-jailbird Meanwhile in Peekskill... ( Jo is sitting on hr bed reading Blir's letter that she just got. When she gets done reading, she yawns loudly and smiles. Her unborn baby girl suddenly gave a kick. She stops smiling and starts whispering to no one in particular.) J: I guess this letter means Blair will never see the baby. (she puts her hand on her stomach and lies down.) Should I give my child up for adoption? Blair w... Blair w... I'll name her Blair. (She starts crying and goes unnoticed for about 15 minutes, but then Tootie wakes up and hears her crying. She runs over to her bedside.) T: Jo! Is the baby okay? Nat, wake up! N: Huh? (Natalie gets up and walks over to Jo and Tootie. Jo reaches up and hugs her with som difficulty.) J: Blair won't get to see... her niece. N: Her niece? You mean... T: Rich! I wondered why we hadn't seen him around lately... Oh, Jo... N: It's okay, Jo. Blair should be coming back from that trip she took any time. SHe's been gone for 8 months. T: Mrs. G. is worried... J: She can't come... 7 more years... N: What? J: She's in... jail... T: Why? N: Blair? J: Murder... Soooooo sorry I gotta go... again... more later! I promise! ------------------ J: Partners? You mean 50/50? Uh... 50/50...50? B: Oh, good, Jo. We'll let you do the books! ......................... B: I know a phony when I see one! J: You should. You spend enough time looking at yourself in the mirror. ......................... J: Blair, do you ever think of anything but yourself? B: Like what? ......................... "Don't rule out using your hands. It does not preclude using your head." --Andy Rooney "What a chid doesn't recieve he can seldom give later" --P.D.James [This message has been edited by AlexzBonner (edited 01-19-2001).] [This message has been edited by AlexzBonner (edited 01-19-2001).] |
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01-20-2001, 09:35 AM
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Kenzie, hurry up and get to the part about... you know... I haven't seen that story in sooooooo long!
------------------ J: You mean 50/50? Uh... 50/50...50? B: Good, Jo! Why don't you do the books? ---------- B: A fire! There's been a fire here! ---------- B: And how are we, Aunt Natalie? N: We are suicidal! ---------- Bailey: They losted me! ---------- T: You mean the agony of da feet! ---------- T: Did I lie? ---------- T: They can't dance? Ha! That's like the pot calling the kettle black! ---------- N: E Pluribus Unum; have a nice day! ---------- ~Danielle~ |
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01-20-2001, 01:57 PM
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Ok, I have to say I'm more than a little confused. Why are they writing letters to each other as if they never see each other? Obviously when she's in jail they don't see each other. And how is it that nobody knows Blair's in jail? Please don't be offended, I'm just confused.
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01-20-2001, 03:20 PM
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WHAT THE HELL IS TIHS!?!?!?!?!? The Young and The Restless.. My GOD!!!!! You have one screwed up mind... Ya let's turn an innocent show into the lost souls of teenagers who screw their best friends bro's and get Pregnant!!!!! God Whoever is writing these needs to get the clear mind here!! This is totally STUPID!!!!! YUCK!!!!
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01-20-2001, 03:44 PM
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i really like it!! keep it up!
allmightyone: whats your problem? yes, you are intitled to your opinion but that was kinda mean/harsh! ------------------ Nat: Hello sailor! Tootie: hot stuff coming through, and the pizza's are warm too! Jinny: if you pinch my a$$ one more time, i'll kick your's Jinny: i think i am going to give up men Magda: you, give up sex? Jinny: i didn't say i was giving up sex, i just said i was giving up men! to tell you the truth i kinda like the idea of becoming intamate with something that comes with a money-back gaurentee! Blair: thunder thighs is hanging up her spikes... Sue Ann: and you just gave me a great idea were to put them |
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01-20-2001, 04:45 PM
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Almightyone, you must REALLY think that you're almighty. I think that you just don't like fan fics because this is the second post that I've seen where you're chewing somebody out! I HATE IT! If you could keep your rude comments to yourself, it would help us all! BTW, don't flaunt your ego! Do I have premission to continue? If not, then drop dead! You really should try Ego Watchers. I bet you could drop a few sizes!
Everybody else-- Now that that's all cleared up, do you want me to finish it? I have an attitude like Jo's, can you tell? ::sweet smile:: ------------------ J: Partners? You mean 50/50? Uh... 50/50...50? B: Oh, good, Jo. We'll let you do the books! ......................... B: I know a phony when I see one! J: You should. You spend enough time looking at yourself in the mirror. ......................... J: Blair, do you ever think of anything but yourself? B: Like what? ......................... "Don't rule out using your hands. It does not preclude using your head." --Andy Rooney "What a chid doesn't recieve he can seldom give later" --P.D.James |
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01-20-2001, 04:53 PM
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Yes, please finish it
 ------------------ "I am NOT going to be called sexy lingerie!"--Jo Polniaczek Jo: Blair, if you like that song so much, then why are you doing that to it? Blair: Doing what? Jo: Singing it like Julie Andrews. FOL 4EVa!!!! Blair's B-Day Poem: "If you hit a dead end Then look on the shelf There might be a clue Maybe in a book." "Adventures in Baileysitting"--Jo: Are you ready for a new family yet? Blair--"Turn Blue!" ( )) (( ) ( >')('< ) o(_('')('')_)o Rick and Jo 4eva |
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01-20-2001, 04:53 PM
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Please finish it. almightyone or whatever your name is, people are taking a risk by posting something that they wrote and put effort into for others to read. Don't trample rudely on their efforts. Learn some tact.
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01-20-2001, 05:30 PM
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Thank you, lesliem14. I couldn't have put it better myself!
------------------ J: You mean 50/50? Uh... 50/50...50? B: Good, Jo! Why don't you do the books? ---------- B: A fire! There's been a fire here! ---------- B: And how are we, Aunt Natalie? N: We are suicidal! ---------- Bailey: They losted me! ---------- T: You mean the agony of da feet! ---------- T: Did I lie? ---------- T: They can't dance? Ha! That's like the pot calling the kettle black! ---------- N: E Pluribus Unum; have a nice day! ---------- ~Danielle~ |
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01-21-2001, 06:01 PM
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thealmightyone or whatever the hell your name is... it's nice of you to voice your opinoin but you could be nicer about it!
I mean... i agree that it isn't a very facts of life show... i mean it probably could have never been an episode... but besides the context it relates to "today" life... and if the person who is writing this is trying to make it like life today... then i think they are writing it perfectly... but thealmightyone get a grip... and be more sensitive to others... i mean even i had trouble when people just wail off and bitch at me... but whoever is writing this script KEEP it up! you are doing a great job with "Today" life.... (even though it does kinda sound liek the young and the restless it is still pretty good for trying to make it the way you have it) but IMO I prefer scripts that could ahve been a TRUE episode on the facts of life show and no offense but this probably couldn't...------------------ jo: mrs. g gone on ahead I KNOW i can fix the problem MRs. G: jo only twice in my life have i spoke in an arbitrary manner, once when my ex husband morgaged our home to pay the bookee, and now, GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE OR I'LL BEAT YOU WITH MY FRYING PAN!!! Jo: Woaw Nat!! Nice Girls Don't Throw Trees!!! blair: now jo i know we usually dont agree but that was a scuzy thing for your mother to do! tootie: wahts so scuzy about it!?!? dont you read the national enquirer, some of the best people are Shacking up!! mrs. g: TOOTIE!!! im surrounded by x-rated kids!!! ****I AM FOR NO DEATH IN ALL FANFICTIONS!!! DEATH IS WRONG ESPECIALLY TO MAIN CHARACTERS!!! I AM AN ANTI-DEATH IN ALL FAN FICTIONS FAN!!!**** ~FOL85NatandMrsGRock~ *Sarah Lynn* [This message has been edited by FOL85NatandMrsGRock (edited 01-21-2001).] |
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