Monday's Quotes:

[Frank Gannucci]

"Checkup":

Ed: "Have you wanted to look inside something to see what was inside?"

Ralph: "Yes. Your head."

"Young At Heart":

Ed: "You're supposed to waddle like a duck."

Ralph: "How can I do that?"

Ed: "It's easy. Just walk like you always do."

"Stars Over Flatbush":

Ralph: "I have an itch on your back."

Alice: "Scratch it yourself."

Ralph: "I can't reach it."

Alice: "Well, you are Taurus the Bull, swipe at it with your tail."

"Out of Sight, Out of Mind":

Ed: "You can't fit a sqaure into a round hole."

Ralph: "Why not? You put your head into your hat."

"Out of Sight, Out of Mind":

Ed: "No one is going to put you in a straightjacket."

Ralph: "Thank you Norton."

Ed: "Where are they going to find one big enough?"

"Young Man With A Horn":

(Ralph is about to play the horn.)

Alice: "Stand back Ed. This is liable to be messy."

Ralph: "You are about to be messy in about five seconds from now."

"The Safety Award":

Ralph: "A group of men are picked to do a job. Trained in the same fashion as each other. There's always one man in the group that stands far in front of the others."

Ed: "Yeah, I guess you are right there Ralph. If you stood any more out in front, you wouldn't be able to get behind the wheel of a bus."

"Sleepy Time Gal":

(The boys come home.)

Ralph: "Shh! Alice is asleep."

Ed: "What?"

Ralph: "I said that Alice is asleep."

Ed: "I can't hear you."

Alice (from bedroom): "He said: 'Shh! Alice is asleep.'"

"The Hypnotist Part 2":

Ralph: "This furniture is good for me."

Alice: "Sure it is. But, just because you are a Raccoon doens't mean that I have to live in a hole in the ground."