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JT · 08-24-2001, 06:44 PM

"Facts are New"
ANNOUNCEMENT:The show is moved from Wednes. to Fri.
Episode:002
Scene:Kitchen:
(Jo is making a homemade pizza at 7:00am.)
Laura:Mom?Is that you?
Jo:Yeah it's me.
Laura:What the heck are ya' doin'?
Jo:I got this craving for pizza.
Laura:Why didn't you just head over to Domino's?
Jo:They use fake cheese.
Laura:They do,do they...
Jo:No!(laughs)I just prefer my pizza.It's homemade it has artichock hearts...
Laura:Gross!!
Jo:You'll like them.It has actualy spices in the sauce.It has hand gratted cheese.And I actually flattened the pepperoni myself!
Laura:Cool!
Jo:You know back when I was about...19 I almost went professional with this.
Laura:Why'd you stop?
Jo:See I was just hungry for money.To the point where I didn't care about the customer.I'd have store-bought sauce.Cheese that came from a bpack.I almost even bought a frozen pizza and sold it.I was destroying your Grandma's honer.It was her who gave me the recepeit.
Laura:And when I'm around that age you'll give it to me?
Jo:Yep.Now let's just put this is the oven.You know what...I have enough ingredients left.Why don't you and I make a second one to surprise everyone with?
Laura:Cool!!!!
Jo:You gotta be quiet so you don't wake up everyone else though.
Laura:Roger that chief!
Jo:You've been watching to much Dragnet!
Laura:What can I say?
Scene:Later That Day:
Blair:Jo did you see my where I put my keys?
Tootie:I saw them over in the chair in the shop.
Blair:Thanks.For some reason I've been misplacing them everytime I sit down.(turns around to reveal tape on her dress)
Nat

on't say anything,Tootie.
(Jo is on the phone)
Jo:OK how many?Three?OK I'll have that ready in about 2 hours.Address?130 Low Street?Gotcha!(hangs up)Girls I think we are back in business!
Nat:What you mean?
Jo:I just sold three pizzas.
Nat:And....
Jo:Go to the printers' and get those pizza boxes remade.I want to straighten some stuff out.
(she leaves)
Tootie:I guess we'll have to find a picture of Jo's mother.
Nat:Not really....I still have 5 of those pizza boxes.
Tootie:Why?
Nat:I just felt that Jo would come to her senses.(rubs her hands together)
Tootie:You're just in it for the money.
Nat:Well........
Tootie:So am I!!!!
Scene:Jo and Rick's House:
(phone rings)
(Jo picks it up)
Jo:Yes this is Jo Bonner.Excuse me Jo Polnacziek(Rick makes a face).OK I have the permit?Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!I'll be down there right now to start decorating!(hangs it up)Oh I need to get prices and menus and..why are you making faces?
Rick:Why didn't you go under Jo Bonner?
Jo:Polnacziek sound more Italian.
Rick:But it's Polish.
Jo:Nobody goes around telling you what to say your last name is!
Scene:Later That Week at the Parlor:
(it is decorated with dark colors and is booming with the sound of 80s music)
Jo:That's what these kids today need!They need to listen to music where you can actually understand the words!Five minuts till opening.
Tootie:I put all the fliers up.Cars,poles,trees, and walls!
Natalie:Tootie why are breathing so hard?
Tootie:Car,poles,trees, and walls!
Natalie:Oh......
Blair:Jo are you sure you have insurance?
Jo:Yes!!!!!!!!!!
Blair:Just checking!
Edna:I just got the boxes from the printers!How do these look (shows the box)?
Jo:Perfect Mrs.G!
Bev:Great Edna!Now all we need is the menus.
Andy:I just got those!Look at this(shows them)Now we just need to fill in the prices.
Jo:Well.........$3.00 for every small....$5.00 for every medium and $7 for every large!Beverages......$.50 each.
Scene:That Night:
(adding totals)
Jo:That gives us $273.82!
Rick:Are you sure you don't want to go to bed?
Jo:I'm counting!
Rick:You've been counting since....11 pm!It's 2 am I'm going to bed!!!!!!
Jo:Nighty night!
THE END
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FOL_lover · 08-25-2001, 01:00 PM

it was great!!!

Ryanmo97 · 08-25-2001, 01:03 PM

Not bad. This is a nice series of short stories. Keep up the great work.

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08-24-2001, 06:44 PM	#1
JT Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 29, 2001 Location: USA Posts: 7,223	Facts are New:"There'll Be Artichock Hearts" "Facts are New" ANNOUNCEMENT:The show is moved from Wednes. to Fri. Episode:002 Scene:Kitchen: (Jo is making a homemade pizza at 7:00am.) Laura:Mom?Is that you? Jo:Yeah it's me. Laura:What the heck are ya' doin'? Jo:I got this craving for pizza. Laura:Why didn't you just head over to Domino's? Jo:They use fake cheese. Laura:They do,do they... Jo:No!(laughs)I just prefer my pizza.It's homemade it has artichock hearts... Laura:Gross!! Jo:You'll like them.It has actualy spices in the sauce.It has hand gratted cheese.And I actually flattened the pepperoni myself! Laura:Cool! Jo:You know back when I was about...19 I almost went professional with this. Laura:Why'd you stop? Jo:See I was just hungry for money.To the point where I didn't care about the customer.I'd have store-bought sauce.Cheese that came from a bpack.I almost even bought a frozen pizza and sold it.I was destroying your Grandma's honer.It was her who gave me the recepeit. Laura:And when I'm around that age you'll give it to me? Jo:Yep.Now let's just put this is the oven.You know what...I have enough ingredients left.Why don't you and I make a second one to surprise everyone with? Laura:Cool!!!! Jo:You gotta be quiet so you don't wake up everyone else though. Laura:Roger that chief! Jo:You've been watching to much Dragnet! Laura:What can I say? Scene:Later That Day: Blair:Jo did you see my where I put my keys? Tootie:I saw them over in the chair in the shop. Blair:Thanks.For some reason I've been misplacing them everytime I sit down.(turns around to reveal tape on her dress) Naton't say anything,Tootie. (Jo is on the phone) Jo:OK how many?Three?OK I'll have that ready in about 2 hours.Address?130 Low Street?Gotcha!(hangs up)Girls I think we are back in business! Nat:What you mean? Jo:I just sold three pizzas. Nat:And.... Jo:Go to the printers' and get those pizza boxes remade.I want to straighten some stuff out. (she leaves) Tootie:I guess we'll have to find a picture of Jo's mother. Nat:Not really....I still have 5 of those pizza boxes. Tootie:Why? Nat:I just felt that Jo would come to her senses.(rubs her hands together) Tootie:You're just in it for the money. Nat:Well........ Tootie:So am I!!!! Scene:Jo and Rick's House: (phone rings) (Jo picks it up) Jo:Yes this is Jo Bonner.Excuse me Jo Polnacziek(Rick makes a face).OK I have the permit?Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!I'll be down there right now to start decorating!(hangs it up)Oh I need to get prices and menus and..why are you making faces? Rick:Why didn't you go under Jo Bonner? Jo:Polnacziek sound more Italian. Rick:But it's Polish. Jo:Nobody goes around telling you what to say your last name is! Scene:Later That Week at the Parlor: (it is decorated with dark colors and is booming with the sound of 80s music) Jo:That's what these kids today need!They need to listen to music where you can actually understand the words!Five minuts till opening. Tootie:I put all the fliers up.Cars,poles,trees, and walls! Natalie:Tootie why are breathing so hard? Tootie:Car,poles,trees, and walls! Natalie:Oh...... Blair:Jo are you sure you have insurance? Jo:Yes!!!!!!!!!! Blair:Just checking! Edna:I just got the boxes from the printers!How do these look (shows the box)? Jo:Perfect Mrs.G! Bev:Great Edna!Now all we need is the menus. Andy:I just got those!Look at this(shows them)Now we just need to fill in the prices. Jo:Well.........$3.00 for every small....$5.00 for every medium and $7 for every large!Beverages......$.50 each. Scene:That Night: (adding totals) Jo:That gives us $273.82! Rick:Are you sure you don't want to go to bed? Jo:I'm counting! Rick:You've been counting since....11 pm!It's 2 am I'm going to bed!!!!!! Jo:Nighty night! THE END Liked it?

08-25-2001, 01:00 PM	#2
FOL_lover Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jun 04, 2001 Location: OH Posts: 392	it was great!!!

08-25-2001, 01:03 PM	#3
Ryanmo97 Me & Lisa Whelchel! Frequent Poster Join Date: Apr 15, 2001 Location: Maple City, MI Posts: 295	Not bad. This is a nice series of short stories. Keep up the great work. ------------------ Check out the Internet's Number 1 Web Site dedicated to Fan Fiction for the TV Series "The Facts of Life"@ http://www.geocities.com/ryanmo97/FOLFF/FOLFF.html Now with over 100 stories.