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Sean Snow · 08-13-2001, 05:18 PM

"The Facts of Life"
"Kelly's Problemic Leaving" (Or "I'm Outta Here")

Starring
Charolette Rae
Lisa Whelchel
Kim Fields
Mindy Cohn
And
Nancy McKeon
As
Jo

Scene- Edna's Edibles
Mrs. G and the Girls are Packing Up
Mrs. G: Hurry girls! If we don't hurry, I won't have time to drive you to Mrs. Mahoney's House. She was kind enough to let you girls come with you on her trip to New York!
Blair: I can't wait to smell the tender fur of a mink coat in Bloomingdales.
Jo: Bliair, I'd be happier if I could smell paint coming from your mouth after I paint it shut!
Blair: Well......well......
All: Turn Blue!
Blair: Am I that predictable?
Tootie: If I wrote a script, let's just say anyone could act as you.
Nat: And I wouldn't be able to help even with my remarkable nack for writing, not to brag.
Jo: Nat, not to be mean or anything, have have you been taking lessons from Blair?
Nat: She said they would help me!
Blair: Well if anyone is to be blamed for this, it's Mrs. Garett!
Mrs. G: Me?
Tootie: Blair, what are you talking about?
Blair: She wouldn't let me take my eciquate classes!
Mrs.G: Blair, you're not missing four weeks of school to go to London!
Nat: Is there any chance I could go?
Mrs.G: Natalie!
Nat: It was just a suggestion!
Jo: Mrs. G, who's taking care of the shop and running buisness?
Kelly Enters
Jo: I had to ask!
Mrs.G: Now, Kelly, don't let in any strangers!
Kelly: Mrs. G, most of our coustomers are strangers!
Mrs.G: Oh, well, you know the drill! Now, come girls!
The Girls and Mrs. G Exit
Kelly: Now I have this place to myself!
A Person Knocks On the Glass Window
Kelly Goes to the Window and Points to the Closed Sign
The Man Keeps Knocking On the Window
Kelly Lets Him In
Kelly: What do you want!?
The Man Closes the Door and Takes Out a Gun
Man: Stick Your Hands In the Flour Grabbing Hands in the Air, I'm robbing you!
Kelly: You don't say! I know that's a fake gun.
The Man Points at a Picture of the Girls and Shoots It
Kelly Gets a Look of Terror in Her Eyes
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I'll continue later on. What does everyone think?

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ALF: As Barry as my witness, I'll never go hungry again!

Mr. Kotter: Thinking is very important. Where would George Washington be if he didn't think? Or Thomas Jefferson or Henry Gerani?
Washington: I never heard of Henry Gerani!
Mr. Kotter: That's becuase he didn't think!

callmetootie · 08-13-2001, 05:33 PM

Even though I hate the character, I liked it.

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Andrew Carden

MrsGarrettRocksMySocks · 08-13-2001, 10:02 PM

GREAT!!keep going!!!

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*Blair:I just had another one of my brilliant ideas!
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my e-mail is charlotte_rae_fan@yahoo.com e-mail me!!
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I think that CHARLOTTE RAE is the BEST ACTRESS that EVER lived!!She is incredible!!SOMEDAY...I *WILL* meet HER!!
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Roll out the red carpet...here comes the princess!
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I hate long quotes so I'll stop after my next one!(my favorite is next!)
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Tootie:WE ARE IN TROUBLLEEEEE!!!!
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Krisalicious · 08-14-2001, 03:42 PM

Keep this going i like it!

Kari Ingrid · 08-16-2001, 01:36 PM

The writers on the show never did explain Kelly's departure It's nice that you're tying up loose ends.

Sean Snow · 08-16-2001, 05:25 PM

Kelly: What do you want?
Man: Your lunchmoney!
Kelly: I don't go to school!
Man: You know what I mean! Your playdough!
Kelly: I hate that stuff!
Man: Don't play dumb with me!
Blair Enters
Blair: Kelly, can you-
Blair Sees the Man
Blair: Just because some of the pasteries weren't the freshest, you don't have to pull a gun on me!
Man: Be quiet! Go to the cash register!
Blair Goes Where He Says
Blair: Please, Mister, I'll give you free beauty tips!
Kelly (To Blair): What are you doing here!?
Blair: I forgot my lipstick here!
Kelly: I'm warning you! We have some friends!
Blair Nods Her Head Yes
Kelly: Who are karate experts and can kick down doors just like that!
Man: Oh yeah? Give me the cash!
Kelly and Blair Put the Money In the Bag
Man: Now, turn around and count to twenty!
Blair and Kelly Turn Around
Kelly: Onetwothreefour-
Man: Slower!
Kelly: One Mississippi, two-
The Man Slowly Backs Out of the Store When.....
Mrs. G, Nat, Jo, and Tootie Enter
Mrs. G: Blair, what is taking-
She shes the man.
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I'll Stop There

JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo · 08-16-2001, 07:06 PM

more!!!!!!!

Sean Snow · 08-19-2001, 01:49 PM

Jo: What's going on here?
Man: I'm robbing you, are you blind?
Jo: Hey, who you calling blind?
Jo Trys to Hit Him. Tootie and Nat Pull Her Back
Tootie: We are in trooooubbbblllee!
Man: Can the little annoyning one shut up?
Tootie: Sure! (To Blair) Blair, shut up!
Blair: You said that to a Warner? We are royality!
Man: You're royalty? (Starts Laughing)
Blair: Oh, um.....TURN BLUE!
Jo: Be carefull, Blair, you might hurt the royal voice box!
Man: That's enough! Now, I'm putting you in a closet.....where is one?
Jo: Well, it's a secret closet.
Man: A Secret CLOSET?
Nat: Yeah! Mrs. Garret's recepies are in there! We'll have to lead you there blindfolded!
Man: Do you think I'm stupid?
Tootie: Too bad then, we can go get a phone (Looks at Nat) and Call the Police!
Man: I'll shoot you first! Okay, I'll go along with your plan.
Jo: Mrs. G!
Mrs. G Goes Over to the Man and Covers His Eyes
Nat Runs to the Phone
Man: Now, lead me to your closet!
Kelly, Mrs. G, Jo, Blair, and Tootie Bring Him To It
They Push Him In and Lock It
Kelly: We did it!
Mrs. G: Thanks to you girls!
The Man Blasts the Door Knob With His Gun And Gets Out
Nat Runs Away From The Phone to the Kitchen
Tootie: This is no time to think about food!
Nat Comes Out With a Keish and Puts It In His Face
He Screams, and they Push Him Into the Closet and Take the Gun
Later........
Policemen: Thank you, girls, you got a criminal off the street!
Jo: All thanks to Nat.
Kelly: Um, guys......
Mrs. G: Yes, Kelly?
Kelly: I'm not going to work here anymore........
Nat: Why?
Kelly: You know that guy? He was a member of the gang I was in. The Leader Got Mad, and I Think That's Why the Man Came.
Tootie: It's not your fault!
Kelly: But more bad things will happen.
Blair: We'll miss you!
Jo: Yeah......you were okay.
Kelly: Thanks Jo!
Nat: No hard feelings about anything with me, okay?
Kelly: Of course!
Tootie: I'll miss you too!
Kelly Waves Goodbye and Exits
Screen Freezes
The End

FOL_lover · 08-19-2001, 04:23 PM

that was good!!!

08-13-2001, 05:18 PM	#1
Sean Snow moo Forum Fanatic Join Date: May 06, 2001 Location: Georgia Posts: 10,408	"Kelly's Problemic Leaving" (Bad Title, I Know...) "The Facts of Life" "Kelly's Problemic Leaving" (Or "I'm Outta Here") Starring Charolette Rae Lisa Whelchel Kim Fields Mindy Cohn And Nancy McKeon As Jo Scene- Edna's Edibles Mrs. G and the Girls are Packing Up Mrs. G: Hurry girls! If we don't hurry, I won't have time to drive you to Mrs. Mahoney's House. She was kind enough to let you girls come with you on her trip to New York! Blair: I can't wait to smell the tender fur of a mink coat in Bloomingdales. Jo: Bliair, I'd be happier if I could smell paint coming from your mouth after I paint it shut! Blair: Well......well...... All: Turn Blue! Blair: Am I that predictable? Tootie: If I wrote a script, let's just say anyone could act as you. Nat: And I wouldn't be able to help even with my remarkable nack for writing, not to brag. Jo: Nat, not to be mean or anything, have have you been taking lessons from Blair? Nat: She said they would help me! Blair: Well if anyone is to be blamed for this, it's Mrs. Garett! Mrs. G: Me? Tootie: Blair, what are you talking about? Blair: She wouldn't let me take my eciquate classes! Mrs.G: Blair, you're not missing four weeks of school to go to London! Nat: Is there any chance I could go? Mrs.G: Natalie! Nat: It was just a suggestion! Jo: Mrs. G, who's taking care of the shop and running buisness? Kelly Enters Jo: I had to ask! Mrs.G: Now, Kelly, don't let in any strangers! Kelly: Mrs. G, most of our coustomers are strangers! Mrs.G: Oh, well, you know the drill! Now, come girls! The Girls and Mrs. G Exit Kelly: Now I have this place to myself! A Person Knocks On the Glass Window Kelly Goes to the Window and Points to the Closed Sign The Man Keeps Knocking On the Window Kelly Lets Him In Kelly: What do you want!? The Man Closes the Door and Takes Out a Gun Man: Stick Your Hands In the Flour Grabbing Hands in the Air, I'm robbing you! Kelly: You don't say! I know that's a fake gun. The Man Points at a Picture of the Girls and Shoots It Kelly Gets a Look of Terror in Her Eyes **************************** I'll continue later on. What does everyone think? ------------------ ALF: As Barry as my witness, I'll never go hungry again! Mr. Kotter: Thinking is very important. Where would George Washington be if he didn't think? Or Thomas Jefferson or Henry Gerani? Washington: I never heard of Henry Gerani! Mr. Kotter: That's becuase he didn't think!

08-13-2001, 05:33 PM	#2
callmetootie Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 06, 2001 Location: Clifton Park, NY Posts: 4,768	Even though I hate the character, I liked it. ------------------ Andrew Carden

08-13-2001, 10:02 PM	#3
MrsGarrettRocksMySocks Actors over 60 Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 20, 2001 Location: The cookie jar--Any "Anyone Can Whistle" fans out there? Posts: 4,077	GREAT!!keep going!!! ------------------ Blair:I just had another one of my brilliant ideas! ********************** my e-mail is charlotte_rae_fan@yahoo.com e-mail me!! *********************** I think that CHARLOTTE RAE is the BEST ACTRESS that EVER lived!!She is incredible!!SOMEDAY...I WILL meet HER!! *********************** Roll out the red carpet...here comes the princess! ********************* I hate long quotes so I'll stop after my next one!(my favorite is next!) ********************* Tootie:WE ARE IN TROUBLLEEEEE!!!! ***********************

08-14-2001, 03:42 PM	#4
Krisalicious Archie FTW! Forum Veteran Join Date: Jun 27, 2001 Location: NJ Posts: 5,775	Keep this going i like it!

08-16-2001, 01:36 PM	#5
Kari Ingrid Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jul 16, 2001 Posts: 31	The writers on the show never did explain Kelly's departure It's nice that you're tying up loose ends.

08-16-2001, 05:25 PM	#6
Sean Snow moo Forum Fanatic Join Date: May 06, 2001 Location: Georgia Posts: 10,408	Kelly: What do you want? Man: Your lunchmoney! Kelly: I don't go to school! Man: You know what I mean! Your playdough! Kelly: I hate that stuff! Man: Don't play dumb with me! Blair Enters Blair: Kelly, can you- Blair Sees the Man Blair: Just because some of the pasteries weren't the freshest, you don't have to pull a gun on me! Man: Be quiet! Go to the cash register! Blair Goes Where He Says Blair: Please, Mister, I'll give you free beauty tips! Kelly (To Blair): What are you doing here!? Blair: I forgot my lipstick here! Kelly: I'm warning you! We have some friends! Blair Nods Her Head Yes Kelly: Who are karate experts and can kick down doors just like that! Man: Oh yeah? Give me the cash! Kelly and Blair Put the Money In the Bag Man: Now, turn around and count to twenty! Blair and Kelly Turn Around Kelly: Onetwothreefour- Man: Slower! Kelly: One Mississippi, two- The Man Slowly Backs Out of the Store When..... Mrs. G, Nat, Jo, and Tootie Enter Mrs. G: Blair, what is taking- She shes the man. ----------------------------- I'll Stop There

08-16-2001, 07:06 PM	#7
JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo A and J Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: May 31, 2001 Location: .S.C. Posts: 3,070	more!!!!!!!

08-19-2001, 01:49 PM	#8
Sean Snow moo Forum Fanatic Join Date: May 06, 2001 Location: Georgia Posts: 10,408	Jo: What's going on here? Man: I'm robbing you, are you blind? Jo: Hey, who you calling blind? Jo Trys to Hit Him. Tootie and Nat Pull Her Back Tootie: We are in trooooubbbblllee! Man: Can the little annoyning one shut up? Tootie: Sure! (To Blair) Blair, shut up! Blair: You said that to a Warner? We are royality! Man: You're royalty? (Starts Laughing) Blair: Oh, um.....TURN BLUE! Jo: Be carefull, Blair, you might hurt the royal voice box! Man: That's enough! Now, I'm putting you in a closet.....where is one? Jo: Well, it's a secret closet. Man: A Secret CLOSET? Nat: Yeah! Mrs. Garret's recepies are in there! We'll have to lead you there blindfolded! Man: Do you think I'm stupid? Tootie: Too bad then, we can go get a phone (Looks at Nat) and Call the Police! Man: I'll shoot you first! Okay, I'll go along with your plan. Jo: Mrs. G! Mrs. G Goes Over to the Man and Covers His Eyes Nat Runs to the Phone Man: Now, lead me to your closet! Kelly, Mrs. G, Jo, Blair, and Tootie Bring Him To It They Push Him In and Lock It Kelly: We did it! Mrs. G: Thanks to you girls! The Man Blasts the Door Knob With His Gun And Gets Out Nat Runs Away From The Phone to the Kitchen Tootie: This is no time to think about food! Nat Comes Out With a Keish and Puts It In His Face He Screams, and they Push Him Into the Closet and Take the Gun Later........ Policemen: Thank you, girls, you got a criminal off the street! Jo: All thanks to Nat. Kelly: Um, guys...... Mrs. G: Yes, Kelly? Kelly: I'm not going to work here anymore........ Nat: Why? Kelly: You know that guy? He was a member of the gang I was in. The Leader Got Mad, and I Think That's Why the Man Came. Tootie: It's not your fault! Kelly: But more bad things will happen. Blair: We'll miss you! Jo: Yeah......you were okay. Kelly: Thanks Jo! Nat: No hard feelings about anything with me, okay? Kelly: Of course! Tootie: I'll miss you too! Kelly Waves Goodbye and Exits Screen Freezes The End

08-19-2001, 04:23 PM	#9
FOL_lover Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jun 04, 2001 Location: OH Posts: 392	that was good!!!