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~Tropical Punch 19~ · 07-31-2001, 09:11 PM

Brian: Wow! Mom, shouldn't you be happy for us?
Blair: Oh, Honey, I've never been more happy. I just don't want to be related to "her." That's all.
Jamie: Why are you guys in such a big fight? You guys used to be best friends.
Jo: Ask Blair, she blames it all on me!
Brian: Mom, what happened?
Blair: Okay, it was summer of 88, and I was geting married to your father.
Brian: And the problem?
Blair: Just let me finish.
Brian: Oh, right. Sorry. I mean uh. I'll just shut up.
Blair: Good idea! Anyway, I had invited Jo to the wedding. She was living way out in Malibu at the time. The wedding was gonna be in Peekskille.
Jo: Just get to the point!
Blair: Shut up Jo! This is my story. So, I called JO, and asked her to be my maid of honor. She accepted. The wedding day finialy came. I hadn't heard from Jo, so I gave her a call. No one answered. I figured she was on her way, little did I know she was still in Malibu!
Jamie: Mom!
Bliar: She never showed up for te wedding! It was so embarrasing!
Jo: I wasn't just doing nothing! I had a good reason not to come!
Blair: Oh, ya!
Jo: Ya!
Blair: Like I believe that crap!
Jamie: Come on guys lets settle down. Okay, mom I believe it is your turn to speak. Go ahead, let it all out.
Jo: I didn't come to your weddig because I was as sick as heck! I don't think you wanted me standing there vomitting, during the middle of the vows, did you?
Blair: No. Humph! WEll, you still should have called!
Jo: I did! a million times! I didn't want to miss your wedding at all! Blair, your my best friend. Do you know how bad it hurt when you stopped speaking to me? I have feelings to ya know!
Blair: Oh my gosh, I am so sorry. I had no idea. Will you ever forgive me?
Jo: Yeah. Next time do me a favor though.
Blair: What's that?
Jo: Don't jump to conclusions.
Bliar: Okay, I won't.
Brian: Alright! Now that we got that all setteled, lets talk about are wedding.
Jo: Yeah, and Blair will pay for it.
Blair: Says who?
Jo: Well, it's the least you could do!
Blair: Least I could do? Listen just because I have all the money, and we are inlaws, doesn't mean I'm paying for everything!
Jo: I never asked you too!
Jamie: Oh Boy, here we go again!

The end!!!

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Jo: You're so old, that the date on your milk carton would read B.C.!
Blair: Turn blue!

Blair: Oh my gosh! There's a hair in my menu!
Jo

Blows it) There it's gone! Now order.
Blair: I can't order the picture of the hamburger is green!

BlairW_2 · 07-31-2001, 09:48 PM

Cool! I liked it!! :-)

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--C (Cassie)

My two role models are Lisa Whelchel and Lisa Vidal.

Come to my Division Webpage at: http://www.the-division-webpage.cityslide.com

MrsGarrettRocksMySocks · 08-01-2001, 02:00 PM

Niffty!That was so funny!!

Kari Ingrid · 08-16-2001, 01:49 PM

It was fun to read that wedding disaster story.

07-31-2001, 09:11 PM	#1
~Tropical Punch 19~ Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 19, 2001 Location: I'm a fly on Clay's wall Posts: 1,961	The Unwanted Marriage part2 Brian: Wow! Mom, shouldn't you be happy for us? Blair: Oh, Honey, I've never been more happy. I just don't want to be related to "her." That's all. Jamie: Why are you guys in such a big fight? You guys used to be best friends. Jo: Ask Blair, she blames it all on me! Brian: Mom, what happened? Blair: Okay, it was summer of 88, and I was geting married to your father. Brian: And the problem? Blair: Just let me finish. Brian: Oh, right. Sorry. I mean uh. I'll just shut up. Blair: Good idea! Anyway, I had invited Jo to the wedding. She was living way out in Malibu at the time. The wedding was gonna be in Peekskille. Jo: Just get to the point! Blair: Shut up Jo! This is my story. So, I called JO, and asked her to be my maid of honor. She accepted. The wedding day finialy came. I hadn't heard from Jo, so I gave her a call. No one answered. I figured she was on her way, little did I know she was still in Malibu! Jamie: Mom! Bliar: She never showed up for te wedding! It was so embarrasing! Jo: I wasn't just doing nothing! I had a good reason not to come! Blair: Oh, ya! Jo: Ya! Blair: Like I believe that crap! Jamie: Come on guys lets settle down. Okay, mom I believe it is your turn to speak. Go ahead, let it all out. Jo: I didn't come to your weddig because I was as sick as heck! I don't think you wanted me standing there vomitting, during the middle of the vows, did you? Blair: No. Humph! WEll, you still should have called! Jo: I did! a million times! I didn't want to miss your wedding at all! Blair, your my best friend. Do you know how bad it hurt when you stopped speaking to me? I have feelings to ya know! Blair: Oh my gosh, I am so sorry. I had no idea. Will you ever forgive me? Jo: Yeah. Next time do me a favor though. Blair: What's that? Jo: Don't jump to conclusions. Bliar: Okay, I won't. Brian: Alright! Now that we got that all setteled, lets talk about are wedding. Jo: Yeah, and Blair will pay for it. Blair: Says who? Jo: Well, it's the least you could do! Blair: Least I could do? Listen just because I have all the money, and we are inlaws, doesn't mean I'm paying for everything! Jo: I never asked you too! Jamie: Oh Boy, here we go again! The end!!! ------------------ Jo: You're so old, that the date on your milk carton would read B.C.! Blair: Turn blue! Blair: Oh my gosh! There's a hair in my menu! JoBlows it) There it's gone! Now order. Blair: I can't order the picture of the hamburger is green!

07-31-2001, 09:48 PM	#2
BlairW_2 Member Forum Regular Join Date: Jan 13, 2001 Location: New Jersey Posts: 860	Cool! I liked it!! :-) ------------------ --C (Cassie) My two role models are Lisa Whelchel and Lisa Vidal. Come to my Division Webpage at: http://www.the-division-webpage.cityslide.com

08-01-2001, 02:00 PM	#3
MrsGarrettRocksMySocks Actors over 60 Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 20, 2001 Location: The cookie jar--Any "Anyone Can Whistle" fans out there? Posts: 4,077	Niffty!That was so funny!!

08-16-2001, 01:49 PM	#4
Kari Ingrid Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jul 16, 2001 Posts: 31	It was fun to read that wedding disaster story.