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willjarmon · 07-31-2001, 12:40 AM

The Facts Of Life-Season 10
Starring: Cloris Leachman-Beverly Ann Stickle
Lisa Whelchel Cauble-Blair Warner
Kim Fields-Dorothy "Tootie" Ramsey
Mindy Cohn-Natalie Green
Mackenzie Astin-Andy Moffet
Nancy McKeon-Jo Polniaczek-Bonner

A Note From The Writer: This is the middle of the 10th season Tootie hasn't married Jeff and Pippa’s stay was only one year. Mrs. Garrett came back but wasn't in this episode.

Episode: To the Extreme

(Tootie walks around the living room)

Tootie: When is Natalie coming back with my car

Andy: Maybe Tomorrow

Jo: That's how long you loaned it to her

Tootie: I did. What was I thinking? I have a mail in exam to send off.

Jo: Well, call Natalie, I'm sure she'll come and pick you up and take the car right with her.

Andy: What happened to Natalie's car.

Tootie: It's in the shop. Being her best friend, I gave her my car. Andy, Jo

(Andy and Jo look at each other)

Tootie: If I ever loan Natalie the car again slap me.

(Andy walks up to Tootie)

Andy: Don't you think your being a little harsh to yourself.

Jo: I don't.

(Andy looks at Jo crazy)

Andy: Blair went to visit her father and Beverly Ann went to New York with Oliver for the day, so unless you walk there is no way you'll get to the Post Office.

Tootie: Yes there is

(Tootie smiles at Jo)
Jo: No way, I'm not letting you touch my bike. For 8 years I haven't let you ride my bike what makes you think I would now.

Tootie: Because I'm older, wiser, and you trust me.

Jo: While all those things are true, no.

(Jo walks upstairs)

Tootie: Why not.

Jo: Your 19 years old stop whining.

(Tootie follows)
(About an hour, Tootie runs downstairs)

Andy: Hi Tootie.

(Tootie looks around)

Tootie: Where's Jo?

Andy: her and Rick went to the mall.

Tootie: Okay, so that means that they went in Rick's car, I see.

Andy: Tootie, no don't even. You don't know what you're doing

Tootie: I don't care, I've got to get this to the Post Office

(Andy guards the door)

Andy: No I can't let you

(Tootie looks down and laughs silently)

Tootie: Boy what are you doing

Andy: Guarding the door

(Phone rings)
Tootie: Hello, Oh Hi Pippa, you wanna speak to Andy okay, telephone

Andy: Hello

(Tootie opens the door)

Tootie: Bye, bye now

Andy: Bye Tootie

(Andy wonders then drops the phone)

Andy: Tootie NO!!!!!!!!!!!

(Engine roars off)

Tootie: Be back in 15 minutes

(Next scene, Jo and Rick walk in)

Jo: I guess their not here

Rick: I've been gone for 2 months let's do the married thing

(Rick and Jo start to kiss)

Jo: First let me check the messages

(Jo presses the play button)

Recorder: You have 1 message

(Beep)

(In a panic like state)
Andy: Jo come to the hospital. Tootie has been in an accident with your bike

(Next scene, At the Hospital)

Andy: Natalie

Natalie: Andy how is she

Andy: The good part is she's gonna survive

Natalie: And the bad part is

Andy: She has a broken leg and a slight contusion. It's not all that big but it packs a punch.

Natalie: And how do you know that

Andy: I touched it and she punched me

(Jo and Rick run in)

Jo: Where is she

Rick: Is she all right

Andy: She's upstairs and yes

Jo: Well not for long. She’s gonna die

(Jo walks towards the receptionist desk)

Natalie: Jo stops, how long have you, Tootie, and I been friends

Jo: 8 years and how long have I been telling Tootie not to ride my bike

Natalie: 8 years

(At the receptionist desk)

Jo: Excuse me could you look up the room number for Tootie...Dorothy Ramsey

Receptionist: 3rd floor room 3986

Jo: Thanks

Rick: I gotta be goin early flight love ya

(Rick gives Jo a kiss)

Jo: Love you too

Rick: Natalie and Andy it was pleasure even under these circumstances bye

Jo: I'm going to the room now

Natalie: We better go too

Andy: Yeah, Jo's gonna absolutely kill Tootie

(Natalie slaps Andy in the back of his head)

Andy: Okay

(Jo knocks on the door)

Tootie: It's open

(Jo come in)

Tootie: Nurse help!!! Help me please

Jo: Hey calm down, I'm kill you at least won't be dead

(In a high pitched voice)

Tootie: Oh is that right

(Natalie and Andy enter)

Natalie: Jo don't do it

Tootie: Don't do what

Jo: Break your leg and make that contusion a lot bigger

(In a high pitched voice)

Tootie: Oh is that right

(Jo cracks her knuckles)

Andy: Oh I would think so

(Natalie slaps Andy in the back of his head)

Andy: All right do that one more time and you'll see another side of me

(Natalie slaps Andy again and in a deep scarry voice)

Andy: You fool you dare to hit the great Andrew Moffet; Prepare to die

Natalie: Snap out of it

(She tries but Andy catches her hand)

Natalie: Aw........I'm so Sorry please don't hurt me, I'll never do it again I promise.

(Andy and Natalie leave)

Jo: First off

Tootie: Jo I'm sorry. I shouldn't have done that I just had to get to the Post Office

Jo: Did you make it

Tootie: Yeah, but coming back I rode at a faster speed

Jo: How fast

Tootie: Let's just say the speed limit was way too slow

Jo: The important thing is that you’re okay

Tootie: See if I had a done this 8 years ago, I'd be in a body bag right now wouldn’t I.

Jo: You can bet on that, well I better let you get your rest but before I go I would like to tell you that you must pay for all damages and repairs or I'll fulfill my promise. You have a nice night Tootie

(Jo leaves)

Tootie: She took that better than I thought

(Jo comes back)

Jo: Oh yeah the next time you do that to something I won't be so Understanding next time cut throat

(Tootie gulps)

Written By
William Jarmon
Howard Leeds
Jerry Mayer

Developed By
Ben Starr

Created By
Howard Mayer

Director
John Bowab

Producer
Rita Dillion

Copyright 1988
ELP COMMUNICATIONS

sue z q · 07-31-2001, 01:41 AM

Coooooool! Can't wait to read your other ones now!

Kari Ingrid · 08-13-2001, 03:01 PM

You have real talent for writing comedy. I enjoyed reading this light hearted story.

07-31-2001, 12:40 AM	#1
willjarmon Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jul 31, 2001 Posts: 182	Facts Of Life Episode: Tootie Exterme The Facts Of Life-Season 10 Starring: Cloris Leachman-Beverly Ann Stickle Lisa Whelchel Cauble-Blair Warner Kim Fields-Dorothy "Tootie" Ramsey Mindy Cohn-Natalie Green Mackenzie Astin-Andy Moffet Nancy McKeon-Jo Polniaczek-Bonner A Note From The Writer: This is the middle of the 10th season Tootie hasn't married Jeff and Pippa’s stay was only one year. Mrs. Garrett came back but wasn't in this episode. Episode: To the Extreme (Tootie walks around the living room) Tootie: When is Natalie coming back with my car Andy: Maybe Tomorrow Jo: That's how long you loaned it to her Tootie: I did. What was I thinking? I have a mail in exam to send off. Jo: Well, call Natalie, I'm sure she'll come and pick you up and take the car right with her. Andy: What happened to Natalie's car. Tootie: It's in the shop. Being her best friend, I gave her my car. Andy, Jo (Andy and Jo look at each other) Tootie: If I ever loan Natalie the car again slap me. (Andy walks up to Tootie) Andy: Don't you think your being a little harsh to yourself. Jo: I don't. (Andy looks at Jo crazy) Andy: Blair went to visit her father and Beverly Ann went to New York with Oliver for the day, so unless you walk there is no way you'll get to the Post Office. Tootie: Yes there is (Tootie smiles at Jo) Jo: No way, I'm not letting you touch my bike. For 8 years I haven't let you ride my bike what makes you think I would now. Tootie: Because I'm older, wiser, and you trust me. Jo: While all those things are true, no. (Jo walks upstairs) Tootie: Why not. Jo: Your 19 years old stop whining. (Tootie follows) (About an hour, Tootie runs downstairs) Andy: Hi Tootie. (Tootie looks around) Tootie: Where's Jo? Andy: her and Rick went to the mall. Tootie: Okay, so that means that they went in Rick's car, I see. Andy: Tootie, no don't even. You don't know what you're doing Tootie: I don't care, I've got to get this to the Post Office (Andy guards the door) Andy: No I can't let you (Tootie looks down and laughs silently) Tootie: Boy what are you doing Andy: Guarding the door (Phone rings) Tootie: Hello, Oh Hi Pippa, you wanna speak to Andy okay, telephone Andy: Hello (Tootie opens the door) Tootie: Bye, bye now Andy: Bye Tootie (Andy wonders then drops the phone) Andy: Tootie NO!!!!!!!!!!! (Engine roars off) Tootie: Be back in 15 minutes (Next scene, Jo and Rick walk in) Jo: I guess their not here Rick: I've been gone for 2 months let's do the married thing (Rick and Jo start to kiss) Jo: First let me check the messages (Jo presses the play button) Recorder: You have 1 message (Beep) (In a panic like state) Andy: Jo come to the hospital. Tootie has been in an accident with your bike (Next scene, At the Hospital) Andy: Natalie Natalie: Andy how is she Andy: The good part is she's gonna survive Natalie: And the bad part is Andy: She has a broken leg and a slight contusion. It's not all that big but it packs a punch. Natalie: And how do you know that Andy: I touched it and she punched me (Jo and Rick run in) Jo: Where is she Rick: Is she all right Andy: She's upstairs and yes Jo: Well not for long. She’s gonna die (Jo walks towards the receptionist desk) Natalie: Jo stops, how long have you, Tootie, and I been friends Jo: 8 years and how long have I been telling Tootie not to ride my bike Natalie: 8 years (At the receptionist desk) Jo: Excuse me could you look up the room number for Tootie...Dorothy Ramsey Receptionist: 3rd floor room 3986 Jo: Thanks Rick: I gotta be goin early flight love ya (Rick gives Jo a kiss) Jo: Love you too Rick: Natalie and Andy it was pleasure even under these circumstances bye Jo: I'm going to the room now Natalie: We better go too Andy: Yeah, Jo's gonna absolutely kill Tootie (Natalie slaps Andy in the back of his head) Andy: Okay (Jo knocks on the door) Tootie: It's open (Jo come in) Tootie: Nurse help!!! Help me please Jo: Hey calm down, I'm kill you at least won't be dead (In a high pitched voice) Tootie: Oh is that right (Natalie and Andy enter) Natalie: Jo don't do it Tootie: Don't do what Jo: Break your leg and make that contusion a lot bigger (In a high pitched voice) Tootie: Oh is that right (Jo cracks her knuckles) Andy: Oh I would think so (Natalie slaps Andy in the back of his head) Andy: All right do that one more time and you'll see another side of me (Natalie slaps Andy again and in a deep scarry voice) Andy: You fool you dare to hit the great Andrew Moffet; Prepare to die Natalie: Snap out of it (She tries but Andy catches her hand) Natalie: Aw........I'm so Sorry please don't hurt me, I'll never do it again I promise. (Andy and Natalie leave) Jo: First off Tootie: Jo I'm sorry. I shouldn't have done that I just had to get to the Post Office Jo: Did you make it Tootie: Yeah, but coming back I rode at a faster speed Jo: How fast Tootie: Let's just say the speed limit was way too slow Jo: The important thing is that you’re okay Tootie: See if I had a done this 8 years ago, I'd be in a body bag right now wouldn’t I. Jo: You can bet on that, well I better let you get your rest but before I go I would like to tell you that you must pay for all damages and repairs or I'll fulfill my promise. You have a nice night Tootie (Jo leaves) Tootie: She took that better than I thought (Jo comes back) Jo: Oh yeah the next time you do that to something I won't be so Understanding next time cut throat (Tootie gulps) Written By William Jarmon Howard Leeds Jerry Mayer Developed By Ben Starr Created By Howard Mayer Director John Bowab Producer Rita Dillion Copyright 1988 ELP COMMUNICATIONS

07-31-2001, 01:41 AM	#2
sue z q funger agger LOL Senior Member Join Date: Jun 27, 2001 Location: CA Posts: 1,687	Coooooool! Can't wait to read your other ones now!

08-13-2001, 03:01 PM	#3
Kari Ingrid Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jul 16, 2001 Posts: 31	You have real talent for writing comedy. I enjoyed reading this light hearted story.