Monday's Quotes:

[Frank Gannucci]

"A Matter of Record":

Alice: "I told you Ralph. I don't want you calling my mom that."

Ralph: "All right. You are an expert on crossword puzzles. Give me
another word for 'blabbermouth.'"

"A Matter of Record":

Ralph: "Do you want to go to the play or not? I can't use two seats."

Ed: "That is a matter of opinion."

"A Weighty Problem Part 1":

(Ralph is looking for the annual Raccoon Treasury Report.)

Ralph: "I can't find the report."

Ed: "Maybe you ate it."

"Battle of The Sexes":

Ralph: "Don't make a sound while I take a shot. Don't even breathe."

Ed: "If I don't breathe, I will die."

Ralph: "That's okay. Just don't make any noise when you hit the floor."

"You're In The Picture":

(A man has a photo of a woman kissing Ralph.)

Man: "If you don't give me the $500, I will give this picture to your wife."

Ed: "Ralph, play it smart. Don't give him the money. Let him give the photo to Alice then you can get it from her for nothing."

"Play It Again, Norton":

(Washington Kenmore thinks that Treeny [Ed] is 18.)

Trixie: "I'm Treeny's (Ed's) high school sweetheart."

Washington Kenmore: "You're kidding."

"Cottage For Sale Part 1":

Ralph: "I'm not asking you for the money. The General is telling you to give it to me."

(Alice takes a bowl and puts it on Ralph's head like an Army General's Helmet. She "salutes" him.)

Alice: "Har-har-har!"

"A Matter of Life & Death":

Ralph: "By the way Norton, I am not going to forget about you in my will Norton. I will let you have my bowling shoes."

Ed: "Boy, I was just going to get myself a pair of bowling shoes. This couldn't have happened at a better time."

"Play It Again, Norton":

(Ralph & Ed are hatching a plan so Ed can pose as an 18-year-old, so he can win the contest.)

Ed: "That is fraud. I could get sent to jail for 10 years."

Ralph: "So what? You will be out when you are 28."