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Frank Gannucci · 10-14-2007, 09:29 AM

"Man In The Blue Suit":

(Ed is ripping up his jacket just so he would look like a bum to get his suit back from the Help The Needy Society.)

Ralph: "I paid $8 for this jacket."

Ed: "Would you stop being so penny wise and half a pound foolish? You need to get the $73 from that jacket's pocket. $8 from $73 is, uh...You got a lot left over."

"Jellybeans":

Ed: "I was in a contest once. You had to name all the states. I got gyped out of the first prize. I named 66 states, the winner only named 48."

Ralph: "You are a mental case."

"Ralph Kramden Inc.":

Alice: "I burned my figner on that darned stove."

Ralph: "If you are not burning yourself, it's my food."

"Ralph Kramden Inc.":

Ed: "Hey, what kind of peanut butter is that? Is that the crunchy kind?"

Ralph: "Yes, it's the crunchy kind and I can prove it to you. When this jar hits your head, you'll hear a crunch."

"On Stage":

Ralph: "That shows how much you know about show business. You're always talking about something you don't know anything about. Just remember this: Gregory Peck was an usher at the Music Hall, you know, when they found him, and Kurt Douglas was a soda jerk. So, there's a chance for me."

Alice: "Sure, you can become an usher at the Music Hall or a soda jerk!"

"Finders Keepers":

Ralph: "I'll get the $300 Alice. I'll get the $300 if I have to sell everything in this house."

Alice: "That's a good start but what are you going to do about the other $280?"

"Ralph Kramden Presents":

Ed: "Have I seen you once?"

Jean Kean (as herself): "I don't believe so."

Ed: "Did you ever work in the sewer?"

"Six Months To Live":

Ralph: "That does it Norton. In six months, I will be dead."

Ed: "Don't get so upset. Doctos can be wrong to you know. Take a friend of mine for instance. The doctor gave him six months to live. Boy, did he make a monkey out of that doctor."

Ralph: "What happened?"

Ed: "He lived for almost eight months."

"Follow The Boys":

(Alice wants to go to the movies but Ralph doesn't want him to go. He has to go bowling for the Hurricanes.)

Ralph: "The hurricanes need me."

Alice: "I feel very sorry for the Hurricanes because the biggest wind of them all is not going to be there."

10-14-2007, 09:29 AM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,063	Sunday's Quotes: "Man In The Blue Suit": (Ed is ripping up his jacket just so he would look like a bum to get his suit back from the Help The Needy Society.) Ralph: "I paid $8 for this jacket." Ed: "Would you stop being so penny wise and half a pound foolish? You need to get the $73 from that jacket's pocket. $8 from $73 is, uh...You got a lot left over." "Jellybeans": Ed: "I was in a contest once. You had to name all the states. I got gyped out of the first prize. I named 66 states, the winner only named 48." Ralph: "You are a mental case." "Ralph Kramden Inc.": Alice: "I burned my figner on that darned stove." Ralph: "If you are not burning yourself, it's my food." "Ralph Kramden Inc.": Ed: "Hey, what kind of peanut butter is that? Is that the crunchy kind?" Ralph: "Yes, it's the crunchy kind and I can prove it to you. When this jar hits your head, you'll hear a crunch." "On Stage": Ralph: "That shows how much you know about show business. You're always talking about something you don't know anything about. Just remember this: Gregory Peck was an usher at the Music Hall, you know, when they found him, and Kurt Douglas was a soda jerk. So, there's a chance for me." Alice: "Sure, you can become an usher at the Music Hall or a soda jerk!" "Finders Keepers": Ralph: "I'll get the $300 Alice. I'll get the $300 if I have to sell everything in this house." Alice: "That's a good start but what are you going to do about the other $280?" "Ralph Kramden Presents": Ed: "Have I seen you once?" Jean Kean (as herself): "I don't believe so." Ed: "Did you ever work in the sewer?" "Six Months To Live": Ralph: "That does it Norton. In six months, I will be dead." Ed: "Don't get so upset. Doctos can be wrong to you know. Take a friend of mine for instance. The doctor gave him six months to live. Boy, did he make a monkey out of that doctor." Ralph: "What happened?" Ed: "He lived for almost eight months." "Follow The Boys": (Alice wants to go to the movies but Ralph doesn't want him to go. He has to go bowling for the Hurricanes.) Ralph: "The hurricanes need me." Alice: "I feel very sorry for the Hurricanes because the biggest wind of them all is not going to be there."