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TVFactFan · 10-12-2007, 06:04 PM

she told me she is RETIRED???-lol I was like WHAT??? She never gave me a clear answer as to why she was talking about but I just thought this was the strangest thing I ever heard from a girl-lol Is that the new creative way for saying-"I"M UNEMPLOYED"

bingbangbaby · 10-12-2007, 06:08 PM

Ha ha...maybe...or maybe she has a benefactor, or was in a career that retires early like some of the sports careers (like a gymnast) or maybe she won the lottery...

Whatever it is, I wish it was me...unless it means unemployed.

Lodee · 10-12-2007, 06:23 PM

Well if you do talk to her again, can you ask her what she did to retire so early? Damn, I'd love to retire. Wouldn't want to be poor and unemployed though. LOL

Ireneparalegal · 10-12-2007, 07:20 PM

She's on welfare.

Since when does Craigslist do online dating? You sell stuff on Craigslist...Oh wait, now we know why she is on there...she's selling "goods" alright.

Stay away from her Solomon!!!!!!!

TVFactFan · 10-12-2007, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

She's on welfare.

Since when does Craigslist do online dating? You sell stuff on Craigslist...Oh wait, now we know why she is on there...she's selling "goods" alright.

Stay away from her Solomon!!!!!!!

CL has a dating section

Ireneparalegal · 10-12-2007, 07:51 PM

I just found out the other day that CL has a dating section. You know how I found out? ON THE VIEW!

The day I was sick in bed and I watched the View to see what those cackling hens would say. Whoopie Goldberg mentioned it. I guess that is how you found out too Solomon?

TVFactFan · 10-12-2007, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

I just found out the other day that CL has a dating section. You know how I found out? ON THE VIEW!

The day I was sick in bed and I watched the View to see what those cackling hens would say. Whoopie Goldberg mentioned it. I guess that is how you found out too Solomon?

I found out from VH1

Ireneparalegal · 10-12-2007, 07:55 PM

Why would you want to search for a car and a woman from the SAME SITE?

That is crazy!

TVFactFan · 10-12-2007, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

Why would you want to search for a car and a woman from the SAME SITE?

That is crazy!

I'm on their looking for Creative Safe Fun not a relationship

Ireneparalegal · 10-12-2007, 07:59 PM

Then why does it matter if a woman says she is "retired"? If you want fun, it shouldn't matter if she works or not.

TVFactFan · 10-12-2007, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

Then why does it matter if a woman says she is "retired"? If you want fun, it shouldn't matter if she works or not.

Oh I don't care, I just thought it sounded strange-lol

Ireneparalegal · 10-12-2007, 08:04 PM

It does sound strange, it also sounds like a lie.

PZelda · 10-12-2007, 08:20 PM

Explore CL some more... They have a 'casual encounters' section.

The Minneapolis/St. Paul casual encounters section on CL is pretty damn fascinating.

(Now. Before you guys make any assumptions about me... I have morals, thanks. If I'm THAT desperate, I don't need to sink to CL's level for a "fun night." Nasty.)

Ireneparalegal · 10-12-2007, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by PZelda

Explore CL some more... They have a 'casual encounters' section.

The Minneapolis/St. Paul casual encounters section on CL is pretty damn fascinating.

(Now. Before you guys make any assumptions about me... I have morals, thanks. If I'm THAT desperate, I don't need to sink to CL's level for a "fun night." Nasty.)

Nothing but the best thoughts abt ya Allison!

TVFactFan · 10-12-2007, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by PZelda

Explore CL some more... They have a 'casual encounters' section.

The Minneapolis/St. Paul casual encounters section on CL is pretty damn fascinating.

(Now. Before you guys make any assumptions about me... I have morals, thanks. If I'm THAT desperate, I don't need to sink to CL's level for a "fun night." Nasty.)

I call that the-"BEEN WORKING ALL WEEK LONG AND NEED SOME RELAXTION" section-lol

10-12-2007, 06:04 PM	#1
TVFactFan Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Aug 17, 2002 Posts: 99,105	Met this 30 year old woman on Craiglist and I asked her what she did for a living and she told me she is RETIRED???-lol I was like WHAT??? She never gave me a clear answer as to why she was talking about but I just thought this was the strangest thing I ever heard from a girl-lol Is that the new creative way for saying-"I"M UNEMPLOYED"

10-12-2007, 07:20 PM	#4
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	She's on welfare. Since when does Craigslist do online dating? You sell stuff on Craigslist...Oh wait, now we know why she is on there...she's selling "goods" alright. Stay away from her Solomon!!!!!!!
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10-12-2007, 08:20 PM	#13
PZelda Two Valeries! <3 Forum Addict Join Date: Jul 15, 2002 Location: I'm STILL missing NYC. :( Posts: 78,223	Explore CL some more... They have a 'casual encounters' section. The Minneapolis/St. Paul casual encounters section on CL is pretty damn fascinating. (Now. Before you guys make any assumptions about me... I have morals, thanks. If I'm THAT desperate, I don't need to sink to CL's level for a "fun night." Nasty.)
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10-12-2007, 06:08 PM	#2
bingbangbaby I see you!! Senior Member Join Date: Jul 15, 2007 Location: USA Posts: 1,070	Ha ha...maybe...or maybe she has a benefactor, or was in a career that retires early like some of the sports careers (like a gymnast) or maybe she won the lottery... Whatever it is, I wish it was me...unless it means unemployed.

10-12-2007, 06:23 PM	#3
Lodee Member Senior Member Join Date: Jun 12, 2003 Posts: 1,562	Well if you do talk to her again, can you ask her what she did to retire so early? Damn, I'd love to retire. Wouldn't want to be poor and unemployed though. LOL

10-12-2007, 07:51 PM	#6
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	I just found out the other day that CL has a dating section. You know how I found out? ON THE VIEW! The day I was sick in bed and I watched the View to see what those cackling hens would say. Whoopie Goldberg mentioned it. I guess that is how you found out too Solomon?

10-12-2007, 07:55 PM	#8
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	Why would you want to search for a car and a woman from the SAME SITE? That is crazy!

10-12-2007, 07:59 PM	#10
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	Then why does it matter if a woman says she is "retired"? If you want fun, it shouldn't matter if she works or not.

10-12-2007, 08:04 PM	#12
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	It does sound strange, it also sounds like a lie.