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Old 07-27-2001, 08:34 PM   #1
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Post A New Series: Double Trouble - Episode #1 "The Pilot: Friends or Enemies?"

Hey..before you read the story I just want you to know that I didn't put Tootie and Natalie's daughters in it (Sorry) because I think that two daughters would be fun - especially Blair and Jo's daughters. So here it is, enjoy!
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DOUBLE TROUBLE EPISODE NUMBER 1
"The Pilot: Friends or Enemys?"

((Blair's House))
B: (Brushing her hair.) Hunny, are you ready? (Calls.)
(Rachel, Blair's daughter comes in the room wearing a maroon Eastland uniform.)
R: Mother, would you really put me through this stage of torchure?
B: (Laughs.) Torchure? What do you mean torchure? Your only wearing a uniform, Rachel.
R: (Sits down the chair which is next to her.) Mother, mother, mother..listen to me, please! I cannot wear this thing! It's so...so..uncomfortable!! And..out of fashion!
B: Well what do you want as a uniform? A tank top and shorts?
R: Possibly.
B: (Gets up and chuckles.) Well we better be going. I especially have to arrive early since I have to welcome all the new students.
R: (Rolls eyes.) Fine.
(The two get into Blair's car and Blair starts the engine and drives off.)
(((The Car)))
R: Mother, was the girl you said I should get along with?
B: Oh, Jamie. She's my best friend's daughter.
R: Yes, yes, I know she's Jo's daughter,. But, like, how is she? Nice..mean..out of style?
B: Well she's alot like her mother. Just promise me one thing. If her tie is loose, don't throw any remarks about it, alright?
R: Oh my gosh!!! She wears her tie loose?!
B: Rachel what did I say?
R: Alright, alright, alright. I won't say how low-class that is.
B: Good. Okay, we're there.
R: This is it? This is my school? This crummy old brick dump?
B: (Parks Car.) Rachel! Don't say things like that. This place has brought me alot of memories.
R: (Sighs.) I don't see how.
(They get out of the car and Rachel grabs her stuff.)
((Eastland School for Girls))
B: (Walks in.) Here it is! Great Eastland!
R: Pathetic.
(A girl a little older than Rachel walks by Blair.)
Girl: Hi Mrs. Warner!
B: Oh, hello Samantha.
(Samantha smiles and continues to walk down the hall.)
R: Um..who was she?
B: That was Samantha, one of the students. She's been here for a while.
R: Oh.
(Jo walks in.)
B: Jo!! Hi!
J: Hey Blair! (Goes up to her and looks at Rachel.) Hey Rach..how are things going?
R: Hi..things are just fine. Well, it would have been better if I didn't have to enroll here.
J: Oh, well I'm sure you'll get the hang of it. I felt the same way you did when I arrived her a loonnggg time ago.
(A motor bike engine is heard.)
B: (Bites lip.)
R: (Jaw drops.)
J: Oh geez, I better go help Jamie park her bike. I'll be back in a few. (Leaves.)
R: (Screams.) Oh my god!!!!!
B: Err..sweetheart.. (Didn't excpect Jamie would be excactly how Jo was when she was in Eastland.)
R: She has a motorcycle?!?!
(Jo walks back in and immidiatley following her is a girl, about 14, Rachel's height, wearing a leather coat and jeans.)
B: Hunny, meet Jamie. Jamie, meet Rachel.
Ja: Hey. (Extends hand to shake.)
R: (Shakes it slowly then cringes.) What is that stuff on your hand? Grease?
Ja: Yeah, something went wrong with my bike.
J: We fixed it though. Well, I'd better be going. See ya Jamie. Have fun. See ya Blair, Rach.
B: Bye Jo!
R: Bye..
Ja: See ya ma.
(Jo leaves.)
B: Oh, girls, I've decided to pair you two up as roomates. Theres one room over the kitchen where two girls could stay in, and it just so happens to be the one I stayed in with my friends at Eastland. And your mom did to, Jo.
R: Yay. I'll go celebrate. (Sarcastically.)
Ja: (Rolls her eyes.)
B: Well, girls, how about we go and check out your rooms?
R: (Sighs.) Fine.
(They go upstairs.)
((The room))
R: (Walks in first.) Your not serious, are you?
Ja: This dump?!
R: Jackie, it's nothing for you to complain about.
Ja: Waddya mean?
R: Well, I thought you'd be used to it.
Ja: Aye! (Lifts up her fist.) I got a good right-hook!
B: Girls! Stop it. (Remember's how she and Jo was when they first met. She shakes her head.)
R: Mother, please don't make me sleep here!
B: But hunny don't you think it would be nice to sleep in the same room your mom slept in? And your mom slept here too Jo!
R: Actually I don't. It's a room.
Ja: Theres a bed, a shelf, a mirror, a dresser.
R: And dust.
B: (Sighs like she feels she made a mistake.) Well I'm sure if you cleaned it up a little then-
R: (Interrupts.) This is a school, not work camp.
B: Well I suppose I'll try to find you a different room. I'll be right back. (Leaves. She shuts the door and then smiles. She has a plan.)
R: (Sits on the bed.) Well..the beds sorta are..soft.
Ja: Just shut up.
R: What are you mad at me for?!
Ja: Rachel you know what you did. I'm used to these kind of dumps?
R: (Rolls her eyes.) Ya know what you are quite stubborn at times.
Ja: You ain't seen nuttin. And your the stubborn one, Ms. Snot.
R: Oh really? Your the dirty one, Ms. Ugly. Go home to the city dump where you belong.
Ja: Take it back.
R: Make me!
Ja: I will!
R: I'd like to see.
Ja: (Goes closer to her, raises her fist.)
R: (Rolls eyes and back's away.) I don't want you to touch me.
Ja: Cause you're scared!
R: (Turns away.) So are we keeping this room or not? (Wants to find something to talk about.)
J: Well do ya wanna?
R: Well we don't gotta fix it up THAT much. Yes I hate work period, but even in another room..I guess we'd have to do something.
J: So I guess that means..its taken?
R: (Shrugs.) I guess.
B: (Outside. She smiles.) I knew a little time for them to be alone would work.(Whispered.)
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Okay I really gotta go now, I'll post more of it tomorrow. How do you like it so far? I promise it will get much better!




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Old 07-27-2001, 08:59 PM   #2
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LOL LOL

Great, I was laughing through it all. Good start. Keep it up.

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Old 07-27-2001, 09:05 PM   #3
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great i can't wait for more

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Old 07-27-2001, 09:25 PM   #4
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good start i like it!

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Old 07-28-2001, 10:35 AM   #5
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Here's some more for you, its not that much though.

((The Bedroom))
Ja: Well what are we waiting for?
R: (Whispers to herself.) Your brain to start running.
Ja: What was that?
R: Oh, um...My mom to fix the plumming!!
Ja: Alrighty...well we'd better start fixing this place up. Do you got a duster or something?
R: No..I can get one from downstairs if you need one.
Ja: Well does it look like I need one?
R: On you or the furniture?
Ja: (Runs towards her.)
R: (Screams.) I gotta go get a duster! (Runs out.)
Ja: (Frowns.)
((Downstairs))
R: (Comes downstairs.)
B: (Sees her.) Hunny was that you screaming?
R: What? Oh..um, I saw a mouse.
B: A mouse?!
R: Yeah outside.
B: A mouse outside?
R: Yeah..and..um I thought it was gonna come inside so I screamed but it didn't.
B: (Finds it funny to believe.)
R: Anyways..do you have a duster?
B: Yeah, there should be one right in the closet.
R: (Opens the closet and finds one.) Thank you mother. (Walks back upstairs.)
((The Bedroom))
R: (Walks in.) Here. (Hands her it.)
Ja: Oh so I do the dusting?
R: Well..yes.
Ja: And what are you gonna do?
R: My nails?
Ja: (Rolls eyes.) Snot. (Starts dusting.)
R: Oh fine! I guess I'll do something. (Takes the cloths off of the bookshelf and table. They were put there to keep the dust away.) Ugh!!! (Dust flys everywhere.) Ya know what I am getting a little tired of "fixing this place up"!
Ja: Rachel you did one thing.
R: So?!?! This is not what a school girl is supposed to do on her first day!
Ja: (Sighs.) As pathetic as it is, I agree with you there. (Stops dusting.)...Hey, wanna have fun?
R: What do you mean. (Is afraid to ask.)
Ja: Well isn't school at time suppose to be fun?
R: (Rolls eyes and imitates her mother.) "Oh, but LEARNING is fun, Jamie!!!"
Ja: (Chuckles a little bit.) I meant going in town.
R: And how on earth are we supposed to do that??
Ja: My bike!
R: What?!?! No!!! I am not sitting on that dirty thing!
Ja: Rachel you haven't ever even seen it!
R: So..I hate anything with grease! Especially mechanical grease!
Ja: Well what's your type of fun? Getting a manicure??
R: Excactly!
Ja: (Frowns.) Well then..how about I drive you on my bike to get a manicure and then I go do what I want?
R: I have to think over that. A motor bike..ack. Well what would be your type of fun?
Ja: I dunno..maybe going to the...Chugulug?
R: The Chugulug? What are you a achoholic?
Ja: They don't sell just achohol!
R: Well you have to be over 21 anyways.
Ja: So we look like we could be that old.
R: Are you out of your mind?
Ja: No. You said you wanted to have fun..didn't you??
R: ..........
((The School Driveway where Jo's Bike is))
R: I don't believe this.
Ja: Shut up! Whisper! They'll here us!
R: Like they won't hear this loud junk pile?
Ja: (Hands an extra helmet and gets on the bike.)
R: (Slowly puts it on.)
Ja: Ready?
R: (Gets on.)
Ja: Here we go! (The engine roars and all that is heard after that is the motor and Rachel saying...)
R: Ewwwwwww!!!!!! This smells like garabage!!!
(The bike drives into the night.)
R: (Yells.) My manicure salon is right there.
Ja: Huh!? Where?!
R: Right there!!!!!
Ja: Right where?!!!!!!!
R: YOU IDIOT YOU MISSED IT!!!!
Ja: I DID??
R: YES YOU DID! THANKS ALOT!!!
(They hear cop sirens.)
Ja: WHAT THE HECK!??
(Jackie and Rachel are going over the speedlimit..without knowing it.)
R: OH MY GOSH HE'S AFTER US!! JACKIE GO FASTER, GO FASTER!!!
Ja: I CAN'T ANYMORE OR I WON'T KNOW WHERE I'M GOING!
R: MAKE A U-TURN!
Ja: WHERE?!
R: THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The two nearly crash into a rode seperator as they make a sharp-as-anything u-turn.)
R: JACKIE YOU NEARLY KILLED US!!! HE'S STILL CHASING US TOO!
Ja: Oh crap! WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF GAS!!
(The motorcycle zig-zags in the lanes nearly getting struck by cars three times when it finally stops, falling on the grass at the side of the road.)
(The cop car pulls to the side of them.)
R: Thanks Jamie.
Ja: For what?
R: FOR NEARLY KILLING ME!!!!!
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That's all for now..did you like it??

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this is wicked good! Hurry up with the rest

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Old 07-28-2001, 12:50 PM   #7
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Here is the last part of the story..I hope you like it!!

((The police car))
R: I do not believe this. We are in a police car.
Ja: Yeah well your just lucky he isn't taking us to jail!
R: Jamie stop acting like this isn't such a big deal! You did it anyways!
Ja: I did?! You wanted your stupid manicure!
R: And you wanted to go to the Chugulug!
(The cop parks at Eastland.)
Cop: (Opens the door for the girls.) C'mon.
(The three walk to the from door of Eastland and the cop knocks on the door, and Blair answers.)
B: (Gasps.) What in the world..
Cop: Mam do you know these two girls?
B: Well, yes! Yes the blonde ones my daughter and the brunette's one of our students!
Cop: Well these two girls were caught speeding down a highway in traffic. On a motorcycle.
B: What?!
R: You didn't hear it?
B: Rachel this is not a time for wise cracks. Both of you get inside. (They go inside and she turns to the officer.) Officer I am so sorry.
Cop: You should be. They nearly caused a four car accident. The next time something like this happenes the consequences will be more severe. (Leaves.)
B: (Goes inside.) Girls I want you to explain yourselves now.
R: Mother I tried to tell her not to! But she wouldn't listen!
Ja: Ah shut up. Mrs. W, I'll explain.
R: Mrs. W?!?!
B: Please do, Jamie.
Ja: And I'll say the truth. (Glares at Rachel.) We thought that since we had to clean up our room and junk, we wouldn't have any fun in this place.
R: So we decided to get some fun.
Ja: Rachel wanted to get a manicure and..well..
R: She wanted to go to the Chugulug!
B: A manicure!? The CHUGULUG?!
R: Well how many girls in this school had to do what we did?!
B: How many girls in this school nearly got killed on a motorcycle, Rachel?
B: Jo I'm gonna have to call your mother. Both of you go upstairs. (Leaves and remembers what happened on the night Jo came to Eastland.)
((The bedroom))
Ja: Well at least we didn't get a punishment that big. We didn't get one at all actually.
R: Your right. I guess....Listen, Jamie. Sorry about all the things I've been saying to you.
Ja: Same here. The first day of school ain't never that easy.
R: I couldn't agree with you more. (Sits on the bed.)
Ja: Well, I guess we're gonna be around each other for a long time.
R: Yep.
(Blair knocks on the door.)
B: Girls? Can I come in?
R: Yeah.
B: (Comes in.) Jackie I've talked to your mother.
Ja: And?
B: We figured out what the punishment for you two would be. (Smiles.)
R: What's that?
B: Come with me.
(The three go downstairs and she leads them to the kitchen.)
(The two stand in the kitchen clueless.)
B: (Turns around and throws two aprons at them.) You start tomorrow.
(Jamie and Rachel look at each other and say..)
Ja + R: Oh god!!!

The End
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How cute! I really enjoyed it!
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