Thursday's Quotes:

[Frank Gannucci]

"Dial J For Janitor":

Ed: "One time when I was in the Navy, I had a brain tumor. So, I went to go see the doctor to have it removed. After I came back, all the guys said: "What did he remove, the tumor or the brain?'"

Ralph: "You don't have to ask me. I know what he removed."

"A Woman's Work Is Never Done":

Alice: "'A man works from sun-to-sun but a woman's work is never done.'"

Ralph: "Good gosh."

"Mama Loves Mambo":

Alice: "You have seem to have forgotten that I am a woman."

Ralph: "How could I? You are always yappin'."

"Move Uptown":

Ed: "I would love to drink you a farewell toast."

Ralph: "You know that is awfully nice of you Norton. I would like to have a toast with you."

Ed: "Good. Got any wine around the house?"

"Game Called On Account of Marriage":

Ralph: "I have a problem."

Ed: "Tell me about it. You kept me awake all last night."

Ralph: "You heard?"

Ed: "Did I? The top floor is betting 8-5 that you go to the wedding."

"Game Called On Account of Marriage":

Ralph (angerily yelling): "I AM GOING TO THE BALLGAME AND THAT'S THAT."

Alice: "And they say that all fat men are jolly."

"Flushing Ho":

(All of them are in the new apartment.)

Ralph: "We are used to much better."

Ed: "We lost a lot of money in the Mentilated Dental Floss Crash."

"Flushing Ho":

Ralph (yelling out the window): "SHUT UP BEFORE I REPORT YOU TO THE SUPERINTENDENT!"

Man (yells): "I AM THE SUPERINTENDENT."

"Sees All, Knows All":

Ralph: "I couldn't harm a mosquito."

Ed: "You have quite a temper."

Ralph (yells): "I HAVE NOT!"