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Old 07-23-2001, 02:05 PM   #1
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Smile Just the Three of Us-Episode #2-Meet the Teachers

Note: Jeff, Leanna, and Nikki are all 13 and starting 8th grade. And also, Jo and Tootie are in this episode!

Scene-Nikki and Leanna's Bedroom

[Nikki and Leanna are sleeping peacefully in their beds, that is, until Nat walks in....]

Nat: WAKE UP!!!!! [Leanna and Nikki continue sleeping]Ooooooo....[shakes their beds]Hurry up and get dressed!

Leanna: [half asleep]Nat what do you want?

Nikki: [half asleep also]Yeah! Its the middle of the night!

Nat: Middle of the night?!?!?! It's morning! Put on your uniforms! Classes start today! U don't wanna be late do you?

Leanna: Nooooo!!!! I'm too tired!

Nikki: We'll go to class tomorrow. But now we'll go to sleep. [they fall asleep]

Nat: Hurry! I have to go wake up Jeff!
[Leanna and Nikki continue complaining]

Scene-Jeff's Bedroom

[Nat walks in]

Nat: [quietly walks next to Jeff's bed]GET UP!!!

Jeff: AHHHHH!!!! Don't do that!

Nat: Come on Jeff, you'll be late for class!

Jeff: [tired]Nooo please! Just give me 5 more hours...[dozes off]

Nat: Oooo you kids! I'm going downstairs for breakfast. The three of you better come down.

Jeff: Noooo too tired!

Scene-Kitchen

[Nat, Jeff, Leanna, Nikki are sitting at the table eating. Jeff, Nikki, Leanna are in their Eastland uniforms. They are still very, very sleepy]

Nat: I'm sure you'll love all the teachers! The drama teacher and the gym teacher are two of my friends! We went to Eastland together, Tootie and Jo.

Nikki: [half asleep]Wow....

Leanna: [half asleep]Thats great...

Jeff: [half asleep]Cool.....[suddenly wakes up completely]Wait...TOOTIE!?!?!? What kind of name is that? [laughs]Hahahaha! [Nikki and Leanna also laugh]

Leanna: What a name! Haha!

Nikki: And JO!!!!! [the 3 laugh]

Nat: Oh come on! Tootie's real name is DOROTHY and Jo's real name is JOANNA.

Jeff, Nikki, Leanna: Ohhhh....[they begin to doze off again]

[Blair walks in]
Blair: Good morning! Isn't it just a wonderful day?

Nikki: [tired]Yeah.....great...

Nat: Blair, I was just telling Jeff, Leanna, and Nikki about Tootie and Jo!

Blair: Oh yeah! I remember our Eastland days.....

Leanna: Oh no.....

Jeff: I feel a flashback coming!

Nikki: Great....[the three doze off]

Scene-Science class

Nikki: Is this it?

Leanna: I think so....

Jeff: Yup it is! Room 109. Lets go. [opens the door, Nikki, Leanna, Jeff and other students sit down at their desks. The teacher walks in. She wears huge glasses and dresses funny]

Leanna: PLEASE tellme thats not her....

Mrs. Davis: Hello. I'm Mrs. Davis. I'll be your science teacher this year.

Nikki and Jeff: Its her.

Mrs. Davis: Now class, let me explain the rules of our science class! [takes out a huge list of rules]

Nikki, Jeff, Leanna: NOOOOOO!!!!!!

Later that day....

Jeff: I don't know how I can stand this year! Our science teacher is sooooo boring, our English teacher is soooo tough....

Leanna: Out math teacher is sooo mean, our history teacher is just plain annoying...

Nikki: I know!!!! We have to go to gym class next...

Leanna: Hey that's the one Nat's friend umm.....JO teaches!

Jeff: Yeah! Let's go!

Scene-Gym Class

[Jeff, Nikki, Leanna, and other students walk in. All are now in Eastland gym uniforms.]

Jo: Hello everyone. I'm Jo Polniaczek and I'll be your gym teacher this year. I'm just gonna tell u....gym this year won't be easy...

Jeff: [to Leanna and Nikki]I'm having a really hard time just pronouncing that last name! [Nikki and Leanna laugh]

Jo: HEY-I heard that!!!!!

Jeff: Sorry

Jo: Anyway, before we begin, does anyone have any questions?

A boy: Are you married? [all the students laugh]

Jo: Yes yes. I'm happily married to my husband Rick Bonner.

A girl: Then why isn't your name Jo Bonner?

Jo: Well for this job i wanted to keep the name Polniaczek!

Nikki: What names can we call u?

Jo: Well personally i like, "perfect in every way," "wonderful," "the best gym teacher there ever was." [all the students laugh]But for real...just call me Jo.

Leanna: You mean we can call you by your first name?

Jo: Sure!!! Being called "Miss" or "Mrs." whatever....i just don't like how it sounds.

Jeff: So, what will we do today?

Jo: Well, I'm supposed to teach you the rules of gym class, but i'll do that tomorrow! Who's up for a game of basketball! All in favor say "I"!!!!

All Students: I!!!!!!

Later....

Leanna: I really like Jo!

Jeff: Me too! She's the best teaher we've seen so far!

Nikki: I like her too!!!! Now its time for that special program on "Drama and Acting."

Leanna: Yeah! Then we'll meet Nat's other friend....Tootie!

Scene-Auditorium

[Jeff, Nikki, Leanna, and other students come in]

Tootie: Hi everyone!! I'm Dorothy Ramsey. But you can call me tootie!

Nikki: Wow! Her and Jo are the only teachers that let us call them by their first name!

Tootie: Now, I'm here to talk to you about Drama....[walks up to Jeff]You there, whats your name?

Jeff: Jeff.

Tootie: Oooo i love that name! Thats my husbands name!

Jeff: Wow!

Tootie: Anyway, are you interested in Drama?

Jeff: Well...i dunno...I'm not too good in drama...

Tootie: Thats ok!!!!! I can help you! Believe me! It's a lot of fun!

Jeff: Ok!! i'll think about it!

Tootie: Thats great! [walks up to Nikki]You, whats your name?

Nikki: Nikki

Tootie: Hello Nikki! Now, what's you're favorite play?

Nikki: Umm i dunno....A Christmas Carol?

Tootie: Great! I love that play too!!!! Now tell me something, what are some character traits in Scrooge?

Nikki: Ummmm hes mean, grumpy, old,

Tootie: Very good Nikki!!!!! It's always good to know what the characters in a play are like! Now, anyone have any questions?

Leanna: What is the play this year?

Tootie: Well... i dunno.... but you guys can give me some ideas! [hands out pieces of paper]Write your ideas down here!

Jeff: Wow!!! We even get to pick out our own play?!?!?

Tootie: Of course!!!

Leanna: I'm really gonna like Drama!

Nikki: Me too!!!!

Scene-Back at the Dorm

[Nat, Blair, Tootie, and Jo are all sitting on the couch looking at pictures from their Eastland days]

Tootie: Wow!!! The four musketeers! Back together again!

Jo: Tootie, somehow i knew you would say that! [the four laugh]

Nat: Hey look! Mrs. G!!!

Blair: Have any of you heard from her since she got married?

Jo, Nat, Tootie: Nope.

Blair: Well i did. I brought her postcard with me. [reads it]

Dear Blair, Jo, Natalie, Tootie,
Blair told me all about how the four of you will be together again in Eastland! I think that's just wonderful! And a note to Nat, i know about your housemother job! Always remember everything i always taught you! And help your kids when they are learning the facts of life! Well, my husband is calling me. I love you girls....
Lots of Love,
Mrs. Garrett

Tootie: Wow!!!! Mrs. Garrett, what a lady!

Jo: She always helped us through our hard times...

Nat: Now, thats my job to do for Jeff, Leanna, and Nikki.

THE END!

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Old 07-23-2001, 05:14 PM   #2
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Cooooooool! You put Jo in! YEAH!!!!!! I wish I had the FOL girls for my teachers! lol Can't wait 4 the next ones in the series!
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Old 07-25-2001, 02:36 PM   #3
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Thanks sue z q!

Didn't anyone else like it???
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Old 07-26-2001, 12:39 AM   #4
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Cool!! That really kept my intrest! I really liked it!!Great job!!
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Cool

that was really cool
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