Wednesday's Quotes:

[Frank Gannucci]

"A Matter of Life & Death":

(Alice reads Ralph's death letter and laughs.)

Alice: "This is a riot."

Ralph: "We will see how much of a riot it is when you have to finish the payments on the ice box."

"Ralph Kramden Inc.":

Ralph: "How can you be sure that you saw a yellow-bellied sap sucker when they are not supposed to be within 10,000 miles from here?"

Ed: "Because I saw a bird that had a yellow-belly and it was sucking sap."

"TV or Not TV":

Ralph: "You are taking that TV set over my dead body."

Ed: "I couldn't do that. What do you think I am, a mountain climber?"

"Principal of The Thing":

Alice: "If you ask me, this rrom shouldn't be papered. It should be padded."

(Alice leaves.)

Ralph: "Just once. Bang!"

"Stars Over Flatbush":

Ralph: "Are the guys going to pick you up?"

Ed: "Yeah."

Ralph: "Could you give me a lift?"

Ed: "Sure. Always room for two more."

"Stars Over Flatbush":

Ralph: "The horoscope is bigger than I am."

Alice: "Nothing is bigger than you are."

"Without Reservations":

(Everyone is in the really broken-down hotel.)

Ralph (to Ed): "You keep it up and you won't even be a bellhop. You'll be a..."

Alice: "Why don't you make him a guest? Nothing can be worse than that."

"Two Faces of Ralph Kramden":

Ralph: "Some day, someone might discover you."

Ed: "Not unless he falls down an open manhole."

"Follow The Boys":

(Trixie comes down in a Japanese geisha girl costume.)

Trixie: "Come here lover boy (Ed.)"

Ed: "Save me Ralph. I'm a sex symbol."