Sunday's Quotes & Honeymooners TV Schedule (10/19-10/27):

[Frank Gannucci]

To see the shows that are played on ALN this weekend, here's the link:

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/...d.php?t=210041

(AmericanLife TV):

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All episodes are one hour long musicals.

All times are Eastern.

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden. Art Carney as Ed Norton. Shelia MacRae as Alice Kramden. Jean Kean as Trixie Norton.

Fri. Oct. 19 10p & Sat. Oct. 20, 2007 12a #17 – “Flushing Ho”: The Kramdens and Nortons, unable to make ends meet around tax time, decide to move to a large two-bedroom apartment in Flushing and split all expenses. The plan fails when Ralph complains of a dwindling food supply and insufficient time in the bathroom, so they all pack up and move back to Chauncey Street. (VCR Plus Code for Fri.: 7971. For Sat.: 83529.)

Fri. Oct. 26 10p & Sat. Oct. 27, 2007 12a #18 – “Sees All, Knows All”: A Coney Island fortune teller tells Ralph that he is going to commit a murder within a week. Ralph wants Alice to move in with her mother till the week passes but Alice refuses. Ralph moves in with Ed and gets so exasperated at him that he nearly kills him. In the end, Ralph manages to get himself arrested for safety by assaulting a police officer.

ALN also has an OnDemand Service. The Color Honeymooners MAY be one of the choices for viewers to watch.

"A Dog's Life":

Alice: "I am beginning to think that these Raccoon emergency meetings are nothing more than a poker game."

Ed: "Alice, I am surprised to even hear you say that. An emergency meeting is an emergency meeting. Never a poker game. An executive meeting IS a poker game."

"Better Living Through TV":

Ralph: "What is the first thing a person has to do if they want to sell something?"

Ed: "Well, they look up "Ralph Kramden' in the phone book and then they try to sell it to you."

"A Matter of Life & Death":

Man: "When did you practice medicine Dr. Norton?"

Ed: "I don't have to practice it. I KNOW it."

"A Weighty Problem Part 1":

Ralph: "For my height, I am four pounds underweight. It says so in the chart."

Alice: "You must be looking at a chart for a hippo."

"A Weighty Problem Part 1":

Ralph: "Look me over. Now describe my build to me."

Ed: "Well, if I were to describe your build I would say you have very well-developed muscles, got good bone structure, very good bone structure, fine frame...and the whole thing is covered with fat."

"Ralph Kramden Presents":

Ed: "Here's a good them for the dance. How about the Vikings Discovering America?"

Ralph: "You want to do that theme in the Sons of Italy Hall?"

"Vacation At Fred's Landing":

Ed (looking at a map): "Here's New York City, that is where we started from. Then we go through the Lincoln Tunnel. This black dot here is Jersey City. This black dot here is Bayoone."

Ralph: "Well, Bayoone moving. That's an ant."

Ed: "Let's follow the ant. He looks like he knows where he is going."

"Ralph Kramden Presents":

(Ralph has every Raccoon believing that he knows Jackie Gleason and will get him to come to the Raccoon Dance.)

Ralph: "Do you remember the last time that the Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler bought everybody a round of beer?"

Alice: "Yeah, the time that you told them that you knew Rudy Valee."

"Norton Moves In" (Color version):

Alice: "You and Norton will have to sleep out in the kitchen."

Ralph: "Just a moment. Whenever you mother or your Aunt Ethel comes, I have to sleep in the kitchen. It's a good thing that we don't have a cat because if he ever wanted to sleep in the kitchen, I would have to sleep in a box out in the hall."

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