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Old 07-20-2001, 04:56 PM   #1
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Wink Just the three of us! [pilot]

Well here it is! My new spin-off with Blair still being the headmistress of Eastland and Natalie being a housemother to two girls and a boy! Hope you like it!

Note: If you have a better title for my spin-off, please tell me!

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Blair Warner
Natalie Green
Jeff Wheeler
Leanna Cruz
Nikki Houston

#1-Opening Day

[Blair's Office]

Blair: Boy Nat! THe new shcool year at Eastland!

Natalie: Yeah Blair! And i cant believeI'm gonna be a housemother to three girls this year! Just like Mrs. G!!!!

Blair: Yup! [phone rings]I'll get it! [answers]Hello! Eastland school! Ms Warner speaking! What? Oh no.....

Later...

[a knock on the door is heard]

Blair: Hello. You must be Jeff Wheeler. I'm the headmistress, Ms warner!

Jeff: So you're that lady that screwed up everything for me!

Blair: Jeff! I'm SO sorry about your living arrangements! But there are no more dorms!

Jeff: Great. Just great.

Blair: I really am sorry. [phone rings] Excuse me. [answers]Hello? Oh no! Thats awful! Wait a minute! Thats great! Ok ok goodbye! [hangs up]Jeff i have good news!

Jeff: Whats the news?

Blair: Well actually, now that i think about it, this news is not too great...

Jeff: Just what i need! more bad news!

Blair: Jeff, that was Gretchen Hill's mother on the phone!

Jeff: SO?!?!?!?

Blair: Well it seems this year Gretchen was supposed to live with Nikki Houston and Leanna Cruz. But she can't go to Eastland this year. And if you approve.....

Jeff: WHAT??!?!?!?

Blair: Ok well i know this is bad news, but the only place for you to live is with two girls!

Jeff: YESSSSSS!! This is the best day of my life! When do i get to meet them?

Blair: How bout now? Lets go!!!

[they exit]

Scene-Dorm

[Leanna, Nikki are unpacking. Nat is helping]

Nat: I think I really am gonna like being your housemother this year!

Nikki: You know Leanna, i think im really gonna like it in Eastland?

Leanna: Me too! When do we get to meet this Gretchen girl anyway???.....

To be continued....

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Old 07-20-2001, 05:37 PM   #2
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that was good!! keep going
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Old 07-20-2001, 05:51 PM   #3
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that was good!! keep going
ditto!



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Old 07-21-2001, 02:58 PM   #4
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Here's more!

Scene-Dorm

Nikki: Well, with a name like Gretchen she sounds interesting! [N and L laugh]

[a knock on the door is heard]

Natalie: Hey that must be her!

Leanna: Yup!!!!

Nikki: I'll get it! [opens the door]No its just Miss Warner.

Blair: Gee thanks Nikki!

Nikki: Sorry

Nat: So Blair, is their roommate here? Leanna and Nikki really wanna meet her...

Blair: Well...yes and no....

Leanna: What do you mean?

Blair: Well...ok well meet your roommate!

Jeff: [enters]I must be dreaming....

Leanna: Don't tell me this is Gretchen...

Nikki: She looks soooo weird!!! [N and L laugh]

Nat: Oh guys come on. Blair who is this?

Blair: This is their roommate! Jeff Wheeler.

[Natalie, Nikki, Leanna look confused]

Nikki and Leanna: WHOAAAA!!!

Nat: Wait wheres Gretchen?

Blair: Her family ran into some financial troubles this year and she won't be attending Eastland. And Jeff here didn't have a place to live so...

Jeff: I'll go get my stuff!

Blair: I'll help!

[Jeff and Blair exit]

Nat: Gosh this is awful!!!

Leanna: Nooo its not!!! This is GREAT!! One word to describe Jeff-WOW

Nikki: Hes sooooo cute!!!!

Leanna: I know!!! I'm gonna like living with him this year!!

Nat: Wait wait a sec! Just cuz hes got the looks doesnt mean hes got the personality!

Nikki: Oh come on Ms Green!

Nat: Come on Nikki call me Nat!

Leanna: Ok we will Miss..i mean NAT! [the three laugh]

[Jeff and Blair enter with all his stuff]

Blair: We're back!

Jeff: Hey do u girls wanna show me to my room?

Leanna: Sure!

Nikki: Come on Leanna!

Nat: I'm comin too!!

More soon!

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Old 07-21-2001, 03:07 PM   #5
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OOOOOOOOO....

Don't stop there! It's just getting good!
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Old 07-21-2001, 04:22 PM   #6
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Thanks! Heres a little more:

Scene-Jeff's Room

Nikki: This is your room!

Jeff: Ok, but where are both of your beds?

Leanna: Right next door!

Jeff: So you mean we won't be sleeping in the same room?

Nat: OF COURSE NOT!!! Miss warner would NEVER allow that!

Leanna: Yeah! We could NEVER be in the same room together!

Jeff: Well i know that! Your stupid hair crap and makeup would take up all the space!

Leanna: Ugh...that was a messed up thing to say...

Nat: Jeff you really shouldn't have said that!

Nikki: [laughing]Hahahahaha! You gotta admit though-that was pretty funny!

Jeff: Hey Nikki-I wouldn't talk! Why don't you have any of that girly stuff?

Nikki: I'm not like that! I play sports!

Jeff: Ah-i see! You're a tomboy! No wonder you don't have any skirts or dresses or makeup or any girly stuff! You'd look soooooo nasty in them!

Nikki: [insulted]Ewww!!! You did NOT just say that!

Jeff: Yes i did!!!! Do u want me to say it again?

Nat: Jeff come on! Chill out!

Leanna: Oooo Jeff u have no idea how annoying you are!!!

Nikki:I know!!! Theres no way I'm living with him this year!!!!!

Leanna: Me either!!!

[Jeff, Nikki, Leanna argue and argue some more]

Nat: Hey!!! STOP IT!!! STOPPPP!!!!

Jeff: Mind your own business Porky!

Nat: WHO U CALLIN PORKY!!!!

Jeff: YOU!!!

Nat: Oooo Blair's gonna have a fittttt!!!

Scene-Blair's Office

[Nat, Nikki, Leanna enter Blair's office]

Blair: Hey Nat! Nikki! Leanna! How's Jeff?

Nikki: [sarcastic]Wonderful. Just wonderful.

Blair: Great!!!!

Nat: Oh Blair any person could tell she was lying!!!!!!

Blair: What?

Leanna: Miss Warner, Jeff is the rudest, meanest,

Nikki: ANNOYING

Nat: and obnoxious...!!!

Leanna: Person there ever was!

Blair: What happened?!?!?!!?

Nat: He insulted us!!!!!!!!

Leanna: He said my makeup would take up all the room!!!!

Nikki: He said I'd look awful in a dress!!!!

Nat: Thats nothing!!!!! HE CALLED ME PORKY!!!!!!!

Blair: [laughs]Porky??? hahahahaha

Nat: Blair!!!

Blair: And what an awful child that Jeff is!!!!

Leanna: And i have a feeling he'll try some funny stuff on us!!!

Blair: Oooo i knew this "two girls living with a guy" thing wouldn't work!!!!! I'm kicking that Jeff Wheeler out of Eastland!!

Nat, Nikki, Leanna: YESSSSS!!!

Scene-Leanna and Nikki's Bedroom

[Nat, Leanna and Nikki enter, and to their surprise, Jeff is in the room]

Nikki: Well well well look who it is!!!!

Leanna: What are you doing in here?

Jeff: I went to the mall today and well, here. [takes two teddy bears out of a shopping bag]These are for you two. And for Nat, here. [takes out a book]

Leanna: ooooo wow!!!! [cuddles with the teddy bear] I just LOVE teddy bears!!!!

Nat: Hold it-

Nikki: You can't just give us presents and expect us to forgive you!

Jeff: Then I'll apologize!!!!

To be continued!

I cant finish it now!!!

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this is very very good keep up the good work!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 07-21-2001, 05:31 PM   #8
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Scene-Leanna and Nikki's Bedroom

Jeff: Look Leanna, Nikki, you sound like really great girls and Nat, you sound like a great housemother. And believe me, i was joking about those bad things i said. I'm really not a mean guy....most of the time...[Leanna and Nikki laugh]

Nikki: You know Jeff, you sound like a really nice guy!

Leah: Hey Nikki, i dont know about you, but I'd love to have JEff as a roommate.

Nikki: I agree!!!!

Jeff: Oh!!!! Thanks sooo much!!!! [he hugs Leanna and Nikki]

Nat: Aww how sweet....but aren't you forgetting something?

Jeff: oh how could i forget!! Nat!!! [hugs Nat]

Nat: No no not that!!!!

Leanna: Then what?!?!?!?!

Nat: Well.....remember what we told Miss Warner??

Leanna and Nikki: Uh oh....

Jeff: Oh no...what did you do?

Nikki: Well Jeff, try not to be mad but....

Leanna We told Miss Warner we wanted you to move out.....

Jeff: YOU DID WHAT?!?!?!??!?

Leanna: Well of course we don't want you to move out now!!!!

Jeff: Now what do we do?

Later......

[Blair walks in]

Blair: Why hello Leanna! Nikki! JEFF

Nikki: Ummm miss Warner we have to tell u something....

Blair: And I have something to tell you! JEFF WHEELER!!! I AM KICKING YOU OUT OF EASTLAND!!!!

Leanna: Nooo please no no no!!!

Nat: Blair you're making a huge mistake!!!

Jeff: Please don't kick me out Miss Warner!

Nat: Wait Blair i think you're being way too rough on them! You hated someone at first, but learned to like them!

Blair: Oh yeah?!?!? WHO?

Nat: JO!

Blair: What was that guy like?

Nat: Blair!!! I mean JO! Jo Polniaczek!

Blair: Oh yeah!!! And we still keep in touch! She's gonna be the gym teacher this year! And Tootie's gonna be the Drama Teacher!

Leanna: Hey no offense but.....

Nikki: Could you PLEASE stop with the flashback?

Nat and Blair: Sorry.

Nat: So Blair, I think JEff deserves another chance, like Jo did.

Blair: Well....ok!!!

Leanna, Nikki, Jeff: YESSS!!!!

Jeff: Thank you Miss Warner!

Blair: You're welcome! And remember...NO FUNNY STUFF!!!! Or else you're out!

Nat: Oh don't worry Blair! No funny stuff is gonna get past me!!!

Jeff: Oh man!!!!!

Leanna and Nikki: JEFF!!!!!

Jeff: Just kidding!

[all laugh as the screen fades]

THE END

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Old 07-21-2001, 07:14 PM   #9
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That was good! Make more of them!
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Old 07-21-2001, 10:17 PM   #10
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Cool! Kinda missed Jo, but maybe in your next one!
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