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Archie FTW!
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Well here it is! My new spin-off with Blair still being the headmistress of Eastland and Natalie being a housemother to two girls and a boy! Hope you like it!
Note: If you have a better title for my spin-off, please tell me! CAst: Blair Warner Natalie Green Jeff Wheeler Leanna Cruz Nikki Houston #1-Opening Day [Blair's Office] Blair: Boy Nat! THe new shcool year at Eastland! Natalie: Yeah Blair! And i cant believeI'm gonna be a housemother to three girls this year! Just like Mrs. G!!!! Blair: Yup! [phone rings]I'll get it! [answers]Hello! Eastland school! Ms Warner speaking! What? Oh no..... Later... [a knock on the door is heard] Blair: Hello. You must be Jeff Wheeler. I'm the headmistress, Ms warner! Jeff: So you're that lady that screwed up everything for me! Blair: Jeff! I'm SO sorry about your living arrangements! But there are no more dorms! Jeff: Great. Just great. Blair: I really am sorry. [phone rings] Excuse me. [answers]Hello? Oh no! Thats awful! Wait a minute! Thats great! Ok ok goodbye! [hangs up]Jeff i have good news! Jeff: Whats the news? Blair: Well actually, now that i think about it, this news is not too great... Jeff: Just what i need! more bad news! Blair: Jeff, that was Gretchen Hill's mother on the phone! Jeff: SO?!?!?!? Blair: Well it seems this year Gretchen was supposed to live with Nikki Houston and Leanna Cruz. But she can't go to Eastland this year. And if you approve..... Jeff: WHAT??!?!?!? Blair: Ok well i know this is bad news, but the only place for you to live is with two girls! Jeff: YESSSSSS!! This is the best day of my life! When do i get to meet them? Blair: How bout now? Lets go!!! [they exit] Scene-Dorm [Leanna, Nikki are unpacking. Nat is helping] Nat: I think I really am gonna like being your housemother this year! Nikki: You know Leanna, i think im really gonna like it in Eastland? Leanna: Me too! When do we get to meet this Gretchen girl anyway???..... To be continued.... Do you guys want more? Did ya like it so far? |
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that was good!! keep going
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*funger agger* LOL
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------------------ Jo: Partners? You mean 50-50? Uh, 50-50-50-50-50? Blair: Good, Jo, we'll let you do the books! Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. And from your two resident off-topic queens, Danielle and I, who are still looking for that 12 step program by the way: *^*^*~~~God Bless~~~*^*^* |
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Archie FTW!
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Here's more!
Scene-Dorm Nikki: Well, with a name like Gretchen she sounds interesting! [N and L laugh] [a knock on the door is heard] Natalie: Hey that must be her! Leanna: Yup!!!! Nikki: I'll get it! [opens the door]No its just Miss Warner. Blair: Gee thanks Nikki! Nikki: Sorry Nat: So Blair, is their roommate here? Leanna and Nikki really wanna meet her... Blair: Well...yes and no.... Leanna: What do you mean? Blair: Well...ok well meet your roommate! Jeff: [enters]I must be dreaming.... Leanna: Don't tell me this is Gretchen... Nikki: She looks soooo weird!!! [N and L laugh] Nat: Oh guys come on. Blair who is this? Blair: This is their roommate! Jeff Wheeler. [Natalie, Nikki, Leanna look confused] Nikki and Leanna: WHOAAAA!!! Nat: Wait wheres Gretchen? Blair: Her family ran into some financial troubles this year and she won't be attending Eastland. And Jeff here didn't have a place to live so... Jeff: I'll go get my stuff! Blair: I'll help! [Jeff and Blair exit] Nat: Gosh this is awful!!! Leanna: Nooo its not!!! This is GREAT!! One word to describe Jeff-WOW Nikki: Hes sooooo cute!!!! Leanna: I know!!! I'm gonna like living with him this year!! Nat: Wait wait a sec! Just cuz hes got the looks doesnt mean hes got the personality! Nikki: Oh come on Ms Green! Nat: Come on Nikki call me Nat! Leanna: Ok we will Miss..i mean NAT! [the three laugh] [Jeff and Blair enter with all his stuff] Blair: We're back! Jeff: Hey do u girls wanna show me to my room? Leanna: Sure! Nikki: Come on Leanna! Nat: I'm comin too!! More soon! How was it? |
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I want Serenity back
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OOOOOOOOO....
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Archie FTW!
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Thanks! Heres a little more:
Scene-Jeff's Room Nikki: This is your room! Jeff: Ok, but where are both of your beds? Leanna: Right next door! Jeff: So you mean we won't be sleeping in the same room? Nat: OF COURSE NOT!!! Miss warner would NEVER allow that! Leanna: Yeah! We could NEVER be in the same room together! Jeff: Well i know that! Your stupid hair crap and makeup would take up all the space! Leanna: Ugh...that was a messed up thing to say... Nat: Jeff you really shouldn't have said that! Nikki: [laughing]Hahahahaha! You gotta admit though-that was pretty funny! Jeff: Hey Nikki-I wouldn't talk! Why don't you have any of that girly stuff? Nikki: I'm not like that! I play sports! Jeff: Ah-i see! You're a tomboy! No wonder you don't have any skirts or dresses or makeup or any girly stuff! You'd look soooooo nasty in them! Nikki: [insulted]Ewww!!! You did NOT just say that! Jeff: Yes i did!!!! Do u want me to say it again? Nat: Jeff come on! Chill out! Leanna: Oooo Jeff u have no idea how annoying you are!!! Nikki:I know!!! Theres no way I'm living with him this year!!!!! Leanna: Me either!!! [Jeff, Nikki, Leanna argue and argue some more] Nat: Hey!!! STOP IT!!! STOPPPP!!!! Jeff: Mind your own business Porky! Nat: WHO U CALLIN PORKY!!!! Jeff: YOU!!! Nat: Oooo Blair's gonna have a fittttt!!! Scene-Blair's Office [Nat, Nikki, Leanna enter Blair's office] Blair: Hey Nat! Nikki! Leanna! How's Jeff? Nikki: [sarcastic]Wonderful. Just wonderful. Blair: Great!!!! Nat: Oh Blair any person could tell she was lying!!!!!! Blair: What? Leanna: Miss Warner, Jeff is the rudest, meanest, Nikki: ANNOYING Nat: and obnoxious...!!! Leanna: Person there ever was! Blair: What happened?!?!?!!? Nat: He insulted us!!!!!!!! Leanna: He said my makeup would take up all the room!!!! Nikki: He said I'd look awful in a dress!!!! Nat: Thats nothing!!!!! HE CALLED ME PORKY!!!!!!! Blair: [laughs]Porky??? hahahahaha Nat: Blair!!! Blair: And what an awful child that Jeff is!!!! Leanna: And i have a feeling he'll try some funny stuff on us!!! Blair: Oooo i knew this "two girls living with a guy" thing wouldn't work!!!!! I'm kicking that Jeff Wheeler out of Eastland!! Nat, Nikki, Leanna: YESSSSS!!! Scene-Leanna and Nikki's Bedroom [Nat, Leanna and Nikki enter, and to their surprise, Jeff is in the room] Nikki: Well well well look who it is!!!! Leanna: What are you doing in here? Jeff: I went to the mall today and well, here. [takes two teddy bears out of a shopping bag]These are for you two. And for Nat, here. [takes out a book] Leanna: ooooo wow!!!! [cuddles with the teddy bear] I just LOVE teddy bears!!!! Nat: Hold it- Nikki: You can't just give us presents and expect us to forgive you! Jeff: Then I'll apologize!!!! To be continued! I cant finish it now!!! How is it? |
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this is very very good keep up the good work!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Archie FTW!
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Scene-Leanna and Nikki's Bedroom
Jeff: Look Leanna, Nikki, you sound like really great girls and Nat, you sound like a great housemother. And believe me, i was joking about those bad things i said. I'm really not a mean guy....most of the time...[Leanna and Nikki laugh] Nikki: You know Jeff, you sound like a really nice guy! Leah: Hey Nikki, i dont know about you, but I'd love to have JEff as a roommate. Nikki: I agree!!!! Jeff: Oh!!!! Thanks sooo much!!!! [he hugs Leanna and Nikki] Nat: Aww how sweet....but aren't you forgetting something? Jeff: oh how could i forget!! Nat!!! [hugs Nat] Nat: No no not that!!!! Leanna: Then what?!?!?!?! Nat: Well.....remember what we told Miss Warner?? Leanna and Nikki: Uh oh.... Jeff: Oh no...what did you do? Nikki: Well Jeff, try not to be mad but.... Leanna We told Miss Warner we wanted you to move out..... Jeff: YOU DID WHAT?!?!?!??!? Leanna: Well of course we don't want you to move out now!!!! Jeff: Now what do we do? Later...... [Blair walks in] Blair: Why hello Leanna! Nikki! JEFF Nikki: Ummm miss Warner we have to tell u something.... Blair: And I have something to tell you! JEFF WHEELER!!! I AM KICKING YOU OUT OF EASTLAND!!!! Leanna: Nooo please no no no!!! Nat: Blair you're making a huge mistake!!! Jeff: Please don't kick me out Miss Warner! Nat: Wait Blair i think you're being way too rough on them! You hated someone at first, but learned to like them! Blair: Oh yeah?!?!? WHO? Nat: JO! Blair: What was that guy like? Nat: Blair!!! I mean JO! Jo Polniaczek! Blair: Oh yeah!!! And we still keep in touch! She's gonna be the gym teacher this year! And Tootie's gonna be the Drama Teacher! Leanna: Hey no offense but..... Nikki: Could you PLEASE stop with the flashback? Nat and Blair: Sorry. Nat: So Blair, I think JEff deserves another chance, like Jo did. Blair: Well....ok!!! Leanna, Nikki, Jeff: YESSS!!!! Jeff: Thank you Miss Warner! Blair: You're welcome! And remember...NO FUNNY STUFF!!!! Or else you're out! Nat: Oh don't worry Blair! No funny stuff is gonna get past me!!! Jeff: Oh man!!!!! Leanna and Nikki: JEFF!!!!! Jeff: Just kidding! [all laugh as the screen fades] THE END How did u like it? Do u want more episodes? |
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That was good! Make more of them!
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*funger agger* LOL
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Cool! Kinda missed Jo, but maybe in your next one!
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