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12-28-2000, 02:02 AM

You wanted it here it is! BTW, I HAD to put Pippa in it cuz there's a certain line that has to be said with an Australian accent.

(((Christmas Eve. Jo, who is very pregnant, enters. Blair, Nat, Bev, Andie, Pippa, and Tootie follow her)))
B: U really shouldn't be carrying that around, Jo! When Mom was pregnant with Bailey-
J/N/T: We know, Blair! We were there!
BA: Well, I for one think that it's very exciting for Jo to be expecting twins! Babies are never common and each one is a different miracle.
J: Well, maybe so. I wish Rick were here. (Rick kicks the door open)
R: Your wish is granted! Hello.
N: Let's open presents now!
T: I second that!
B: Motion carried!
J: Uh...guys? I think we ought to get to a hospital!
R: ("She said maybe" look) Jo's in labor!(((hospital)))
R: Push!
J: I AM pushing!
N: Are you sure she should be pushing?
T: What else is she gonna do?
Nur: What's going on?
N: She's pushing!
Nur: This is going to take awhile!
J: (Lies back down and gives an exasperated sigh) That's nice. (((Three hours later)))
N: What's happening now?
T: The same thing that was happening three hours ago. Nothing!
BA: But isn't this exciting? Jo's about to experience childbirth for the first time!
J: It'll be the last time if I can help it! This is it!
Nur: Push down! ( the girls and Andy gather around Jo. Beverly Ann puts her hands over Andy's and Pippa's eyes) (((fade out and then back in to Jo and Rick each holding one kid. The gang enters with Bailey)))
BL: Do you feel up to some visitors?
J: Sure! Happy Birthday Bailey.
R:Hey! Bailey and the twins have the same birthday!
BA: Is that a good thing?
N: What are their names?
J: This is Charlotte Alexzandra Rose Marie.
P: The kid will never make it through first grade if she has to write all that down!
R: We're goingy to call her Alexz. This is Richard Charles Adam.
P: There it goes again! The long names!
Ba: Let me guess you'll call him Adam!
J: Right!
Ba: (starts to sing) Happy birthday to you,(everyone else joins in) Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday dear Bailey, Alexz, and Adam, happy birthday to you!
----the end---- There it is! Hope you enjoyed it!

lovefol · 12-28-2000, 04:31 PM

that was really good write one like that for my project but it has to be tragic or in other words something tragic has to happen

12-28-2000, 11:22 PM

How tragic? Like, someone dying tragic? Or another kind of tragic? Cuz I can do tragic! Just give me word and I'll have it for you! I'm planning on my next fan fic being about Adam dying. (is that tragic enough? A 2-year-old dying?)

Pippa McKenna · 12-29-2000, 12:00 AM

I like it but you should edit it becauuse maybe it should be dramatic like Jo in the Maternity Ward and having to do a C-Section.It;s just the thought.

lovefol · 12-29-2000, 05:26 PM

tragic like pippa mckenna said not someone dying tragic thats to tragic hehe

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You take the good you take the bad you take them both and there you have the facts of life!!!
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Jo:Heres to all who wish me well all the rest can go to....Jersey
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Beverly Ann:these girls always testing their strengh...somebody pinch me.
Jo:If i do will you give me my muffin back!!!
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Bob:Iam lucky i got her.
Eddie:No no no iam lucky i got her.
Jo:Well here we are a room full of lucky people.
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Jo:Well iam not going to stand around and play stupid guessing games...who is it.
Pippa:Frannie
Jo:See its only Frannie..who the hell is Frannie
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Blair:Bailey maybe if your good aunt Natilie will let you type something on her typewriter
Natilie:If shes that good she can type the whole damn thing.
Jo:Hey Bailey whats up you ready for a new family yet.
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~*Facts of life forever*~
~*Molly*~

Jo_Polniaczek · 12-30-2000, 09:21 PM

I like that idea Pippa

tomboyjo11 · 07-16-2001, 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JoBonner161:
You wanted it here it is! BTW, I HAD to put Pippa in it cuz there's a certain line that has to be said with an Australian accent.

(((Christmas Eve. Jo, who is very pregnant, enters. Blair, Nat, Bev, Andie, Pippa, and Tootie follow her)))
B: U really shouldn't be carrying that around, Jo! When Mom was pregnant with Bailey-
J/N/T: We know, Blair! We were there!
BA: Well, I for one think that it's very exciting for Jo to be expecting twins! Babies are never common and each one is a different miracle.
J: Well, maybe so. I wish Rick were here. (Rick kicks the door open)
R: Your wish is granted! Hello.
N: Let's open presents now!
T: I second that!
B: Motion carried!
J: Uh...guys? I think we ought to get to a hospital!
R: ("She said maybe" look) Jo's in labor!(((hospital)))
R: Push!
J: I AM pushing!
N: Are you sure she should be pushing?
T: What else is she gonna do?
Nur: What's going on?
N: She's pushing!
Nur: This is going to take awhile!
J: (Lies back down and gives an exasperated sigh) That's nice. (((Three hours later)))
N: What's happening now?
T: The same thing that was happening three hours ago. Nothing!
BA: But isn't this exciting? Jo's about to experience childbirth for the first time!
J: It'll be the last time if I can help it! This is it!
Nur: Push down! ( the girls and Andy gather around Jo. Beverly Ann puts her hands over Andy's and Pippa's eyes) (((fade out and then back in to Jo and Rick each holding one kid. The gang enters with Bailey)))
BL: Do you feel up to some visitors?
J: Sure! Happy Birthday Bailey.
R:Hey! Bailey and the twins have the same birthday!
BA: Is that a good thing?
N: What are their names?
J: This is Charlotte Alexzandra Rose Marie.
P: The kid will never make it through first grade if she has to write all that down!
R: We're goingy to call her Alexz. This is Richard Charles Adam.
P: There it goes again! The long names!
Ba: Let me guess you'll call him Adam!
J: Right!
Ba: (starts to sing) Happy birthday to you,(everyone else joins in) Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday dear Bailey, Alexz, and Adam, happy birthday to you!
----the end---- There it is! Hope you enjoyed it!

Hey!! LOL Them couple of lines were from the SPICE WORLD Movie LOL!!!

Teddys_Angel_Jinny · 07-17-2001, 01:02 PM

AHHH! Sombody replied! *faints* I'm fine now! This was my 2nd fic and it didn't make much sense. I like the other one I have about Jo in labor, which I will not be posting. But... YOU REPLIED... I shall die now!

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"Love is patient, love is kind, it is not proud, it is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrong doings. Love does not delight in evil, but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres."

1 Corinthians 13: 4-7

Wild Child · 07-17-2001, 06:56 PM

Why aren't you going to post the other one?

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"You're born,you move on,you die,that's life."-Jo
Nancy McKeon is #1!!

Teddys_Angel_Jinny · 07-17-2001, 08:19 PM

You want me to?

Wild Child · 07-18-2001, 10:30 AM

Yeah!

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"You're born,you move on,you die,that's life."-Jo
Nancy McKeon is #1!!

12-28-2000, 02:02 AM	#1
JoBonner161 Guest Posts: n/a	Christmas Delivery a.k.a. The Bonner Twins Are Born! You wanted it here it is! BTW, I HAD to put Pippa in it cuz there's a certain line that has to be said with an Australian accent. (((Christmas Eve. Jo, who is very pregnant, enters. Blair, Nat, Bev, Andie, Pippa, and Tootie follow her))) B: U really shouldn't be carrying that around, Jo! When Mom was pregnant with Bailey- J/N/T: We know, Blair! We were there! BA: Well, I for one think that it's very exciting for Jo to be expecting twins! Babies are never common and each one is a different miracle. J: Well, maybe so. I wish Rick were here. (Rick kicks the door open) R: Your wish is granted! Hello. N: Let's open presents now! T: I second that! B: Motion carried! J: Uh...guys? I think we ought to get to a hospital! R: ("She said maybe" look) Jo's in labor!(((hospital))) R: Push! J: I AM pushing! N: Are you sure she should be pushing? T: What else is she gonna do? Nur: What's going on? N: She's pushing! Nur: This is going to take awhile! J: (Lies back down and gives an exasperated sigh) That's nice. (((Three hours later))) N: What's happening now? T: The same thing that was happening three hours ago. Nothing! BA: But isn't this exciting? Jo's about to experience childbirth for the first time! J: It'll be the last time if I can help it! This is it! Nur: Push down! ( the girls and Andy gather around Jo. Beverly Ann puts her hands over Andy's and Pippa's eyes) (((fade out and then back in to Jo and Rick each holding one kid. The gang enters with Bailey))) BL: Do you feel up to some visitors? J: Sure! Happy Birthday Bailey. R:Hey! Bailey and the twins have the same birthday! BA: Is that a good thing? N: What are their names? J: This is Charlotte Alexzandra Rose Marie. P: The kid will never make it through first grade if she has to write all that down! R: We're goingy to call her Alexz. This is Richard Charles Adam. P: There it goes again! The long names! Ba: Let me guess you'll call him Adam! J: Right! Ba: (starts to sing) Happy birthday to you,(everyone else joins in) Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday dear Bailey, Alexz, and Adam, happy birthday to you! ----the end---- There it is! Hope you enjoyed it!
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12-28-2000, 11:22 PM	#3
JoBonner161 Guest Posts: n/a	How tragic? Like, someone dying tragic? Or another kind of tragic? Cuz I can do tragic! Just give me word and I'll have it for you! I'm planning on my next fan fic being about Adam dying. (is that tragic enough? A 2-year-old dying?)
JoBonner161 Guest Posts: n/a

12-28-2000, 04:31 PM	#2
lovefol Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Oct 16, 2000 Location: Greenville SC United States Posts: 165	that was really good write one like that for my project but it has to be tragic or in other words something tragic has to happen

12-29-2000, 12:00 AM	#4
Pippa McKenna Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Dec 17, 2000 Posts: 98	I like it but you should edit it becauuse maybe it should be dramatic like Jo in the Maternity Ward and having to do a C-Section.It;s just the thought.

12-29-2000, 05:26 PM	#5
lovefol Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Oct 16, 2000 Location: Greenville SC United States Posts: 165	tragic like pippa mckenna said not someone dying tragic thats to tragic hehe ------------------ You take the good you take the bad you take them both and there you have the facts of life!!! *********************** Jo:Heres to all who wish me well all the rest can go to....Jersey ********************* Beverly Ann:these girls always testing their strengh...somebody pinch me. Jo:If i do will you give me my muffin back!!! ********************* Bob:Iam lucky i got her. Eddie:No no no iam lucky i got her. Jo:Well here we are a room full of lucky people. ********************* Jo:Well iam not going to stand around and play stupid guessing games...who is it. Pippa:Frannie Jo:See its only Frannie..who the hell is Frannie ********************* Blair:Bailey maybe if your good aunt Natilie will let you type something on her typewriter Natilie:If shes that good she can type the whole damn thing. Jo:Hey Bailey whats up you ready for a new family yet. *********************** ~Facts of life forever~ ~Molly~

12-30-2000, 09:21 PM	#6
Jo_Polniaczek Professional Lurker Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 07, 2000 Location: The middle of Nowhere Posts: 783	I like that idea Pippa

07-17-2001, 01:02 PM	#8
Teddys_Angel_Jinny Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jul 16, 2001 Posts: 421	AHHH! Sombody replied! faints I'm fine now! This was my 2nd fic and it didn't make much sense. I like the other one I have about Jo in labor, which I will not be posting. But... YOU REPLIED... I shall die now! ------------------ "Love is patient, love is kind, it is not proud, it is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrong doings. Love does not delight in evil, but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres." 1 Corinthians 13: 4-7

07-17-2001, 06:56 PM	#9
Wild Child Member Forum Regular Join Date: Feb 15, 2001 Location: Elmira,NY,USA Posts: 724	Why aren't you going to post the other one? ------------------ "You're born,you move on,you die,that's life."-Jo Nancy McKeon is #1!!

07-17-2001, 08:19 PM	#10
Teddys_Angel_Jinny Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jul 16, 2001 Posts: 421	You want me to?

07-18-2001, 10:30 AM	#11
Wild Child Member Forum Regular Join Date: Feb 15, 2001 Location: Elmira,NY,USA Posts: 724	Yeah! ------------------ "You're born,you move on,you die,that's life."-Jo Nancy McKeon is #1!!