What Ozzie said, what Ozzie meant game. - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Janine the Dream · 10-05-2007, 04:59 PM

With all the fun we had with the O&H wrong answer game, let's start another one. In this game, start with a quote that Ozzie or another member of the show said and someone will respond with a creative answer of what they meant. An example:

Ozzie: I really shouldn't have another piece of mince pie.

What he meant: My belt is so tight, it's cutting off my circulation.

I'll start the ball rolling:

Harriet: I hope the Randolphs remember our bridge game tonight.

OH Nuts! · 10-05-2007, 10:17 PM

What she really meant: That Clara is so dizzy she'll probably think the game is two weeks from now.

Ginger running after Wally with a frying pan saying "I'll sweetie pie you" , what she really meant was

Janine the Dream · 10-06-2007, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by rich p

What she really meant: That Clara is so dizzy she'll probably think the game is two weeks from now.

Ginger running after Wally with a frying pan saying "I'll sweetie pie you" , what she really meant was

I would brain you if you had any!

Ozzie said: The boys always disapear when there is work to do.
He meant:

OH Nuts! · 10-07-2007, 03:04 AM

They're getting more and more like Wally every day.

When Wally hits Rick or David up for money and says he'll pay them back he really means

Janine the Dream · 10-07-2007, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by rich p

They're getting more and more like Wally every day.

When Wally hits Rick or David up for money and says he'll pay them pack he really means

David has a better chance of having a million selling record.
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When Clara tells Harriet that Joe is perfect for her she means......

OH Nuts! · 10-07-2007, 09:16 PM

he's perfectly willing to sponge most of his free meals off of Ozzie and Harriet, leaving Clara with little kitchen work.

When Mr. Kelley says that Miss Edwards needs to spend more time at the office he really means.....

Janine the Dream · 10-08-2007, 06:59 AM

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Originally Posted by rich p

he's perfectly willing to sponge most of his free meals off of Ozzie and Harriet, leaving Clara with little kitchen work.

When Mr. Kelley says that Miss Edwards needs to spend more time at the office he really means.....

He wants her to work late so she can join him for a happy hour at The Malt Shop.
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David said having June work at the office was "different". He meant her working at the office was ..........................

OH Nuts! · 10-08-2007, 09:44 AM

really great. Although she started out as a sec'y, with her debating skills and poker face, she was a natch for arguing cases, Dave sent her to Law School too.

When Ricky says "come on Wally!" he really means...

Janine the Dream · 10-08-2007, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by rich p

really great. Although she started out as a sec'y, with her debating skills and poker face, she was a natch for arguing cases, Dave sent her to Law School too.

When Ricky says "come on Wally!" he really means...

Rick meant: do some work you overstuffed turkey before you want to break for lunch.

Harriet said: Ozzie, should we invite the Randolph's to join us at the lodge. Harriet really meant............................................

OH Nuts! · 10-08-2007, 10:04 PM

you know what a tightwad Joe is; we'll probably end up paying 80% of the expenses.

When Clara says to Joe "why don't you ever bring me flowers" she really means

Janine the Dream · 10-09-2007, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by rich p

you know what a tightwad Joe is; we'll probably end up paying 80% of the expenses.

When Clara says to Joe "why don't you ever bring me flowers" she really means

Flowers would freshen up the air in this house, you never take that $10 sportcoat off and your perspiration smells up everything.
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Rick said this about his date for the dance: She is pretty shy, really cute with a sweet personality. Rick really meant:

OH Nuts! · 10-09-2007, 09:32 PM

she'd be a better date for Dave; I like my girls more lively.

When Wally tells Ginger "you're the only girl for me'" he really means

Janine the Dream · 10-10-2007, 07:15 AM

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Originally Posted by rich p

she'd be a better date for Dave; I like my girls more lively.

When Wally tells Ginger "you're the only girl for me'" he really means

I need 10 bucks fast and you are my only chance.
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When Harriet said: Ozzie, how are you going to do all the things you said you would do on Christmas Eve, she really meant......................

OH Nuts! · 10-11-2007, 10:03 AM

how are you going to con the boys into doing most of them?

When June says to David "that's all right dear, we'll go on a vacation next year" what she really means is

Janine the Dream · 10-11-2007, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by rich p

how are you going to con the boys into doing most of them?

When June says to David "that's all right dear, we'll go on a vacation next year" what she really means is

I rather stay home and lounge around than have to carry all our bags to and from the airport.

Even as a lawyer, Dave visited the Campus Malt Shop because he said it made him feel young again. What he really meant was.......

10-05-2007, 04:59 PM	#1
Janine the Dream Member Forum Regular Join Date: Jul 20, 2007 Location: Saddle Brook, NJ Posts: 642	What Ozzie said, what Ozzie meant game. With all the fun we had with the O&H wrong answer game, let's start another one. In this game, start with a quote that Ozzie or another member of the show said and someone will respond with a creative answer of what they meant. An example: Ozzie: I really shouldn't have another piece of mince pie. What he meant: My belt is so tight, it's cutting off my circulation. I'll start the ball rolling: Harriet: I hope the Randolphs remember our bridge game tonight.

10-07-2007, 03:04 AM	#4
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10-08-2007, 09:44 AM	#8
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	really great. Although she started out as a sec'y, with her debating skills and poker face, she was a natch for arguing cases, Dave sent her to Law School too. When Ricky says "come on Wally!" he really means...
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10-05-2007, 10:17 PM	#2
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	What she really meant: That Clara is so dizzy she'll probably think the game is two weeks from now. Ginger running after Wally with a frying pan saying "I'll sweetie pie you" , what she really meant was

10-07-2007, 09:16 PM	#6
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	he's perfectly willing to sponge most of his free meals off of Ozzie and Harriet, leaving Clara with little kitchen work. When Mr. Kelley says that Miss Edwards needs to spend more time at the office he really means.....

10-08-2007, 10:04 PM	#10
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	you know what a tightwad Joe is; we'll probably end up paying 80% of the expenses. When Clara says to Joe "why don't you ever bring me flowers" she really means

10-09-2007, 09:32 PM	#12
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	she'd be a better date for Dave; I like my girls more lively. When Wally tells Ginger "you're the only girl for me'" he really means

10-11-2007, 10:03 AM	#14
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	how are you going to con the boys into doing most of them? When June says to David "that's all right dear, we'll go on a vacation next year" what she really means is