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06-07-2001, 10:04 PM
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A really funny fan fiction (trust me, its be me And Nancy McKeon Rox, please r+r
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 runk... AgainSeason.... 9 Jo: *stumbles into the living room and bumps into bev* Sssssorry hun! Bev: *smells alcohol on Jos breath* Your drunk??? Oh Jo! Thats so not like you! Blair: *who is sitting on couch* Jo, you feelin ok there? Jo: Hush! Evil piggy like one! Do not annoy the almighty Bob Quenn of I! Blair: WHat!?!? How dare you call me a piggy like one!? Jo: LALALALALALALALALALALALAAAAAAAAAA! Bev: Jo! Sit! Jo: *bows* Yes o Queen! MWAHAHAHA! Bev: O boy. Jo: Poop. Blair: Oh boy. Jo: Qwerty. Your turn! ------------------ On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too. Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?! CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober. Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea. Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate. Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in! Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness. Jinny: Youre damn right. Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home! Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us? ~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~ The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun. |
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06-07-2001, 10:11 PM
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Zim
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LMAO NancyJoJinny!!!!!!!
Blair: Don't call me a pig. Jo: Pig. *makes that funny pig sund with her nose* Bev: Jo! Jo: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? Nat: You're acting weird, what't the matter with you? Jo: Nothing, *gasps* O Queen of Mud Rolling! Tootie: Mud rolling? Jo: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees. That be what I said. Blair: Jo stop! Bev: Blair, she's drunk!!! Blair: But I always though she was drunk! Nat: What's hat supposed to mean? Blair: She always acts weird! Your turn!!!! ------------------ ~*~*NMRox*~*~ On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are gonna meet Nancy McKeon [Jinny Dearest]! We're gonna handcuff ourselves to her car... or better yet, to her! And you're not! And we're also gonna handcuff ourselves to Jay Harrington [Teddy Dearest]. Jinny: All right, all right, enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions!? Jinny: You're a peach. Jinny: God, she's got a bug up her ass for me. C.D.: Why? Jinny: Oh, how should I know? Maybe, I am not her idea of what a lady cop should look and act like. C.D.: Did she tell you that? Jinny: No, everytime she looks at me I get this flashback of my Aunt Irene's expression when I showed up at my sweet 16 wearing cut offs and a t-shirt saying ,"Got any lately?" Magda: What is that? Jinny: It's a list of guys that I've slept with, ones I can remember anyway. Our delightful Captian's idea. Magda: You're gonna need a bigger book. Jinny: *looks at Magda* What do we really know about anybody, ya know? Any cop or Jinny haters here today?! Raise your hand! Wanna talk about Nancy? E-mail or IM me at NancyMcKeonRox@aol.com Visit my website at: www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon |
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06-07-2001, 10:11 PM
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If there was a Fan Fic award, you would take home everthing, in the worst FanFic category. Sorry, but it's not funny.
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06-07-2001, 10:26 PM
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Hey Andrew, hun, go away you stupid ****.
Jo: Im a sha wawawawawawawawawawa Nat: How much exactly did you drink? Jo: About theven thilver patrons, and thix beers, and a vodka martini, did i mith anything? Blair: No, thats about it. Jo: Mwa mwa mwa mwa, mwa mw mwa mwa hAAAAAAA! Tootie: I cant believe this, Jothis is sooooooo, not like you. Jo: I know it aint Nat. Tootie: Dont call me Nat! Im not fat! Nat: *dramatic voice* How ruuuude! *storms upstaris* Jo: *gasps* You mean weiner! Tootie: Did u just call me a weiner. Jo: Yuplesy dooley woodles. Your turn ------------------ On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too. Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?! CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober. Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea. Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate. Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in! Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness. Jinny: Youre damn right. Jinny: And Inspector Exstead, nice too make your aquaintence, as a matter of fact, after I finish my very last silver patrone, Im gonna give you the once in a lifetime opportunity to squire me home! Officer: Luitenant said you wanted too see us? ~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~ The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun. |
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06-07-2001, 10:30 PM
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Blair: What did you just say?
Jo: You heard me. Blair: Whatever... **Rick knocks on the door and walks in** Rick: Hey Jo! Jo: Hiyaz!!! Rick: What's got into you? Tootie: She's drunk. Rick: That's great. Jo: Hehehe. I know. Ugh... g2g... ------------------ ~*~*NMRox*~*~ On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are gonna meet Nancy McKeon [Jinny Dearest]! We're gonna handcuff ourselves to her car... or better yet, to her! And you're not! And we're also gonna handcuff ourselves to Jay Harrington [Teddy Dearest]. Jinny: All right, all right, enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions!? Jinny: You're a peach. Jinny: God, she's got a bug up her ass for me. C.D.: Why? Jinny: Oh, how should I know? Maybe, I am not her idea of what a lady cop should look and act like. C.D.: Did she tell you that? Jinny: No, everytime she looks at me I get this flashback of my Aunt Irene's expression when I showed up at my sweet 16 wearing cut offs and a t-shirt saying ,"Got any lately?" Magda: What is that? Jinny: It's a list of guys that I've slept with, ones I can remember anyway. Our delightful Captian's idea. Magda: You're gonna need a bigger book. Jinny: *looks at Magda* What do we really know about anybody, ya know? Any cop or Jinny haters here today?! Raise your hand! Wanna talk about Nancy? E-mail or IM me at NancyMcKeonRox@aol.com Visit my website at: www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon |
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06-08-2001, 12:20 AM
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A and J
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Hey that's actually funny...i could picture her doing it...like when she gets in a hyper mood or something!! but i think when people ask other people to finish stories...it's pointless, cause no one wants to end it...if you write one...write it out on yoru own!! finsih this one! it's funny...and cute. the part where jo goes "poop" went a little far...but other than though, i cracked a smile
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06-08-2001, 12:56 AM
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M O R E ------------------ There are people in this world who get shoved around and there are people who do the shoving -Jo **** Cap  id'nt you ever have a dog when you were growing up. Jinny:I had a plant once, Did'nt make it. ~~~~ Never know till you try -My Quote |
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06-08-2001, 05:47 PM
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Is there going to be asparaguses (sp? I'm still cracking up) in this one?
 ------------------ My mind is like lightning: one brilliant flash, then it's gone. If you have two legs, run; if you have one leg, hop; if you have no legs, fly. ~*Danielle*~ |
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06-08-2001, 06:01 PM
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Looooved The Division one so I'm suuuure I'll lllloooove this one!
Dana-- WHen you said "Andrew, hun" I got a mental image of Mary Cherry saying "Nic, hun." I've cmopletely lost my mind! Itz great tho! |
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06-08-2001, 07:39 PM
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This is very funny it rules keep on posting no matter what people think of it
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06-09-2001, 05:39 PM
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------------------ ~<3~Caitlin~<3~ ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Jo On Hefself: " You can take the girl out of the Bronx, but you can't take the Bronx out of the girl. " ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ One Of Jinny's Many Quotes: " Look buddy, I got PMS and a gun. Any questions? " |
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06-09-2001, 09:31 PM
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------------------ ~*~*NMRox*~*~ On April 24, 2008, Dana and I are gonna meet Nancy McKeon [Jinny Dearest]! We're gonna handcuff ourselves to her car... or better yet, to her! And you're not! And we're also gonna handcuff ourselves to Jay Harrington [Teddy Dearest]. Jinny: All right, all right, enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions!? Jinny: You're a peach. Jinny: God, she's got a bug up her ass for me. C.D.: Why? Jinny: Oh, how should I know? Maybe, I am not her idea of what a lady cop should look and act like. C.D.: Did she tell you that? Jinny: No, everytime she looks at me I get this flashback of my Aunt Irene's expression when I showed up at my sweet 16 wearing cut offs and a t-shirt saying ,"Got any lately?" Magda: What is that? Jinny: It's a list of guys that I've slept with, ones I can remember anyway. Our delightful Captian's idea. Magda: You're gonna need a bigger book. Jinny: *looks at Magda* What do we really know about anybody, ya know? Any cop or Jinny haters here today?! Raise your hand! Jinny: Captain Amazing here decided to defend his wallet and laptop to the death. It didn't work, but you gotta admire the effort. Teddy: My whole life was on that laptop. Jinny: Ooh, sad commentary. Angela: Did you see his face? Teddy: White male, 18 to 22, shaved head, dagger tattoo on his wrist. I mean, he caught me by surprise, I could've taken him. Visit my website at: www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon |
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06-11-2001, 03:12 AM
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I always get my screen names blocked because I say evil things hahahahahaha so I keep makin new ones hahahahha now that I got that outta my system.......all of them moderaters like "Andrew" don't like when people try to be funny they get all mean and stuff ewwwww all they like is dramalike stiff and it gets on my nerves ewwwwwwwww I made a funny fan fic that had da fish head song in it and it was about an evil chip eating dog and they Locked it
 Cara is sad I got bored from sleepin at 3:00am so i decided to come on da puter hehehhehehe woah I need sleeeeeep!!!!
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06-14-2001, 08:26 PM
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This is cool
Keep going.
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06-24-2001, 12:56 PM
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this gonna get finished?
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