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07-06-2001, 08:36 PM
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The Long Awaited Series Finale:"GoodBye Jerk!"
Ok When Jo catches Rick cheating on her she brings him and the gang to the newly premiered "Jerry Springer Show"
Guests: Jerry Springer:Jerry Springer Steve Wilkos:Steve Scene:TJSS: Announcer:Welcome to the Jerry Springer Show!Newlywed Mahiem! Jerry:Today we talk to Newlyweds who suspect something's going on!Let's meet Jo!So Jo please tell us your story! Jo:Well Jerry I came home from college earlier than what I thought.My friends,Blair,Nat,and Tootie, were all busy with their own schoolwork.And Beverly Ann,you could call her our legal guardian,she said she was driving to New York for the day.My husband Rick was left at home.I got home ane went to the store we run.I made sure nobody was in there.Then I went to the kitchen.There they were playing with food get my drift! Jerry:Um we have a tape?Yeah?OK here it is! On Tape: Jo:I got this feeling that my husband is cheating on me!He doesn't go to college anymore so what is he doing?If it's cheating I'm gonna make sure he gets out my house,and life! (goes in to the house) Jo:He thinks I'm stupid he 's probably in the store.(goes in)Nope there's one more place to check....the kitchen.(goes through hall)Something smells like chocolate suffle'.(goes in the kitchen)What is this? Rick:Jo it's not what you think!(Realizes he's naked)Well...I'm sorry please forgive me! Jo:Forgive you?You are cheating on me with this little little...little I don't know what to call her! (tape ends) Crowd:JO JO JO JO JO JO JO JO JO JO JO JO JO JO JO JO JO- Jerry:What are you neglecting me? Crowd:JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY! Jerry:OK let's bring out Rick! Crowd:Boooooooooo!LOSER LOSER LOSER LOSER LOSER LOSER! Rick:Oh y'all don't know nothing!Sit down you don't know nothing.Oh shut up Aunt Jemima! Jo:Sit down you jerk before I get Steve to beat the crap out of you! Crowd:STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE! Jerry:Why would you do such a thing to your wife? Rick:She gets on my nerves all she does is go to college with her big brain comes home and talks to her friends then when go to bed.She always goes straight to sleep! Jerry:So you are cheating because you can't get some? Rick:Well Yes! Jo:Well you won't be lucky anytime soon since I did something to let everybody know you are such a jerk!I made this interview with friends talking about how much a jerk you are!I got it selling in the New York Blockbusters and all video stores in Peekskill and it's called So I Married A Jerk!I put it on all the TV cameras in Joey's Video Store and put a must-see for people who like comedies!And I have a portion of that tape right here! (on tape) Nat:That big stupid dumb ugly silly annoying mean- Tootie(she is in a different scene as Nat goes on and on in the background):I hated him!He got on all my nerves!But he was kinda you know cute. Blair:I loved him!But I hated him!I loved his looks he was the finest man I ever saw!But he acted like a baby! Bev:I hated him he stole when I wasn't looking he abused Jo!He was a wife beater! Andy:I still think he's a big brother figuire!I'm glad we shared a room in the hotel! Pippa:He hated me I hated him!We both hated each other! (tape ends) Jo:I hate you Rick Bonner and I have a judge here to split us up! Crowd:Here Come the Judge,Here Come the Judge,Order in the Court Cause Here Come The Judge! Judge:Hi I'm new to the profession I'm Mabeline Ephrem.Rick you's a jerk.Jo you are going to make it! Jerry:Well that's the show!Stay tuned for our final thoughts. Final tought: It doesn't matter if you are sorry.It is that you did it!Even if your friends think the cheater is the one they're fantasizing about don't go back just because of that.Till next time please take care of yourself and each other! |
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07-06-2001, 09:08 PM
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Dobie and Zelda Forever!!!
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Great job!
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07-06-2001, 10:07 PM
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O... kay... That was interesting! Actually, even though I like the Rick/Jo thing, I thought this fic kicked! Great job! (Please excuse my, "o... kay". It was just the initial shock. I didn't mean to be rude!)
------------------ "Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps not record of wrong doings. Love does not delight in evil, but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres." 1 Corinthians 13: 4-7 |
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07-08-2001, 09:50 AM
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That was great!!
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07-09-2001, 10:30 AM
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smile :)
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Really.. cute!
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07-09-2001, 10:40 AM
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that was well....really nice...havent really heard anything like it before...good ...keep writing
------------------ *************************J:Well iam going with your friend to the dance so eat your heart out. J:And remember to put ketchup on it. ************************* ~*Facts of Life Forever*~ ~*Lovefol*~ |
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