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TJL · 10-02-2007, 09:59 PM

TJL is back!

Actually, I never left. But I am back to answer all of your questions!

So if you've got some cosmic query that's been sticking in your craw, i'll be more than happy to unstick it.

I'll try not to look at your craw.

Anyhoo...ask away!

Oh, i'm going to bed now, so you'll have to wait until tomorrow for answers.

Lex Luthor · 10-02-2007, 10:40 PM

Dear TJL

How do they get the caramel into a Caramilk bar?

Zoneboy · 10-02-2007, 10:56 PM

Dear TJL,

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?

3 is not an acceptable answer.

Lex Luthor · 10-02-2007, 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoneboy

Dear TJL,

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?

3 is not an acceptable answer.

But that's what the owl said

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZ0epRjfGLw

TJL · 10-03-2007, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lex Luthor

Dear TJL

How do they get the caramel into a Caramilk bar?

You're not thinking outside the box dude...

How do they get the chocolate around the caramel?

I just blew your mind, didn't I?

TJL · 10-03-2007, 05:14 PM

Dear TJL,

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?

3 is not an acceptable answer.

Hmm. Not sure.

No matter how much you lick I'm sure it's not enough.

That's what she said.

Man I crack myself up sometimes...

PZelda · 10-03-2007, 05:31 PM

Dear TJL,

Why do they call it "Dr Pepper" if there's no pepper in the drink?

Signed,
Confused Dr Pepper Lover

Cactus Jack · 10-03-2007, 05:37 PM

Dear TJL,
Ever thought of making a Darth Hawkeye av? I got the idea while watching Star Wars the other night ( or was it Empire Strikes Back?)?

HugeTVFan · 10-03-2007, 06:17 PM

Dear TJL,
What's up?

TJL · 10-03-2007, 08:36 PM

Dear TJL,

Why do they call it "Dr Pepper" if there's no pepper in the drink?

Signed,
Confused Dr Pepper Lover

Dear Pepper Lover,

No pepper? Really?

Hmm. Dr. Pepper has 23 ingredients, all of which are secret to you regular folks, but not to me, the guy who makes up this crap as he goes along!

Let's look at the list:

water
wood shavings
beet squeezings
unicorn manes (dried)
love potion number 9
dust bunnies
marshmellow fluff
corn starch
raw cake batter
AA battery acid
soy sauce
duck sauce
tomato sauce
special sauce (don't ask)
snake oil
fruit bat veins (Diet Dr Pepper only)
denim
panteen pro V
ground up audio cassetes
food dye
food
bean skins
hat lint

Nope. No pepper.

Mikado · 10-03-2007, 08:43 PM

Dear TJL how much wood could a woodchuck chuck...well, you know the rest

TJL · 10-03-2007, 08:51 PM

Dear TJL,

Ever thought of making a Darth Hawkeye av? I got the idea while watching Star Wars the other night ( or was it Empire Strikes Back?)?

Hawkeye Pierce a Sith Lord?

No way!

Hawkeye would be a Jedi Master!

He already has the robe!

Lex Luthor · 10-04-2007, 01:42 AM

Dear TJL

You know that song "when you wish upon a star" ?

Well I think that stupid little cricket is a liar!

I have still yet to see Sandra Bullock and Liv Tyler show up at my door wrapped in Christmas paper.

HugeTVFan · 10-04-2007, 02:39 PM

Haha. Anyways I'm going to ask a less stupid question:Where's the beef?

TJL · 10-04-2007, 08:04 PM

I'm going to ask a less stupid question:Where's the beef?

Right here baby!

Mormon style!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HavwkKdWa-c

10-02-2007, 09:59 PM	#1
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10-02-2007, 10:40 PM	#2
Lex Luthor I'm bringing Lexy back Senior Member Join Date: Jun 07, 2005 Location: The Great White North Posts: 2,374	Dear TJL How do they get the caramel into a Caramilk bar?
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10-02-2007, 10:56 PM	#3
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10-03-2007, 05:31 PM	#7
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10-03-2007, 05:37 PM	#8
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10-03-2007, 05:14 PM	#6
TJL Suburbanite Extrordinaire Forum Star Join Date: Dec 29, 2001 Location: New Jersey - the cradle of civilization Posts: 16,588	Dear TJL, How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? 3 is not an acceptable answer. Hmm. Not sure. No matter how much you lick I'm sure it's not enough. That's what she said. Man I crack myself up sometimes...

10-03-2007, 06:17 PM	#9
HugeTVFan Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 04, 2007 Location: Chicago, Illinois Posts: 326	Dear TJL, What's up?

10-03-2007, 08:36 PM	#10
TJL Suburbanite Extrordinaire Forum Star Join Date: Dec 29, 2001 Location: New Jersey - the cradle of civilization Posts: 16,588	Dear TJL, Why do they call it "Dr Pepper" if there's no pepper in the drink? Signed, Confused Dr Pepper Lover Dear Pepper Lover, No pepper? Really? Hmm. Dr. Pepper has 23 ingredients, all of which are secret to you regular folks, but not to me, the guy who makes up this crap as he goes along! Let's look at the list: water wood shavings beet squeezings unicorn manes (dried) love potion number 9 dust bunnies marshmellow fluff corn starch raw cake batter AA battery acid soy sauce duck sauce tomato sauce special sauce (don't ask) snake oil fruit bat veins (Diet Dr Pepper only) denim panteen pro V ground up audio cassetes food dye food bean skins hat lint Nope. No pepper.

10-03-2007, 08:43 PM	#11
Mikado Main st bridge Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 06, 2005 Posts: 25,892	Dear TJL how much wood could a woodchuck chuck...well, you know the rest

10-03-2007, 08:51 PM	#12
TJL Suburbanite Extrordinaire Forum Star Join Date: Dec 29, 2001 Location: New Jersey - the cradle of civilization Posts: 16,588	Dear TJL, Ever thought of making a Darth Hawkeye av? I got the idea while watching Star Wars the other night ( or was it Empire Strikes Back?)? Hawkeye Pierce a Sith Lord? No way! Hawkeye would be a Jedi Master! He already has the robe!

10-04-2007, 01:42 AM	#13
Lex Luthor I'm bringing Lexy back Senior Member Join Date: Jun 07, 2005 Location: The Great White North Posts: 2,374	Dear TJL You know that song "when you wish upon a star" ? Well I think that stupid little cricket is a liar! I have still yet to see Sandra Bullock and Liv Tyler show up at my door wrapped in Christmas paper.

10-04-2007, 02:39 PM	#14
HugeTVFan Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 04, 2007 Location: Chicago, Illinois Posts: 326	Haha. Anyways I'm going to ask a less stupid question:Where's the beef?

10-04-2007, 08:04 PM	#15
TJL Suburbanite Extrordinaire Forum Star Join Date: Dec 29, 2001 Location: New Jersey - the cradle of civilization Posts: 16,588	I'm going to ask a less stupid question:Where's the beef? Right here baby! Mormon style! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HavwkKdWa-c