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Old 06-20-2001, 07:30 PM   #1
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Hi, BlairW_1! I was just wondering if you have written and posted "Blair's Secret" yet. I read the review for it and it sounds like it would be a really good story.

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Old 06-20-2001, 08:08 PM   #2
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Please post it Id really love to read it.
pretty please with FOL on top.(Puppy eyes)
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Old 06-21-2001, 01:36 AM   #3
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I've read it and I think she has it done. Her mom just had a baby so she's pretty preoccupied but I'll tell her you're interested and maybe she can get around to posting it!

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Old 06-21-2001, 02:26 AM   #4
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Congratulations, BlairW_1 on the new baby. That's really nice. I can imagine how preoccupied you must be. I've got two nephews and when they were first born, it was really hectic.

Is there any possible way that I would be able to read "Blair's Secret"? It just sounds sOoOoOoOoOo good!

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Old 06-23-2001, 02:23 PM   #5
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Sorry to burst yer bubble, y'all, but I'm only on the second chapter. To put it in other terms, Blair doesn't even have a secret yet! I'll start working on it again, I haven't even worked on it for a month! I'll start to try posting more on it every one or two days, maybe I can get it done pretty soon. Here's what I've written on it so far...

[b]Chapter One[b]

(Blair is in her room lying on her bed looking at a Vogue magazine. She turns the page and sighs at the people modeling clothes.)
B: I wish I could be this thin. (She stands up and looks at her own size eight figure in a mirror.) I'm hopelessly fat! I'll never fit in a size 4!!
(Jo walks in and sees Blair looking at herself in a mirror.)
J: (In disgust.) Get a life!
B: (Turns around.) Jo, do you think I'm fat? (Sits down on her bed.) Tell me the truth.
J: Blair, do you think I'm stupid? (She walks over and lays on her bed.)
B: (Looks in mirror again, then turns away disgusted. She picks up the magazine, looks at it for a second, then throws it at the mirror, knocking it off the table and shattering it. Jo jumps in suprise, then sits up on her bed.) They just... (Tears form in her eyes.) They stand there, as if they're mocking me... (She puts her head in her hands and sighs.) I'll never be perfect looking like this.
J: (Stands up looking suprised.) Blair Warner saying she's not perfect? Declare a national holiday!
B: (Looks up at her with tears rolling down her cheek.) It's not funny, Jo!
J: (Walks over to Blair's bed.) You aren't kidding, are you? (Sits down.) You aren't fat. Look at yourself, you wear, what, a ten?
B: You see? I wear an eight, Jo, an eight!
J: So, I wear a six, what's wrong with that?
B: Jo... I'm a Warner. (Emphasis on Warner.)
J: No, really!
B: Well, people... They expect certain things from us Warners. (Jo opens her mouth to make a wisecrack, but reconsiders.) You have to be perfect... (She bites her bottom lip for a second and looks down, then looks back up, almost pathetic.) I'm not.
J: Blair, those people starve themselves to look like that!
B: (Lifts her head a little.) Then I will, too.
J: Blair, people die from doing that!
B: So? At least I'll die thin! And anyway, who would care if I killed myself? You sure wouldn't!
J: Yes, I would! Blair, people around here don't like you just because of what you look like! Well, some of them do, but... Listen, we like you because you're a fun person to be around. We won't hate you just because you aren't as thin as those models.
B: You may not hate me, but I hate myself.
J: Blair, have you ever thought about going on a diet instead of starving yourself?
B: It might knock the weight off for a little while, but it won't keep it off. I'll have to turn anorexic to do that.
J: (Stands up and yells.) If you expect me to sit around watching my best friend starve herself to death, you're wrong! (Blair looks down.) Now, you have a good thing going here, and I'm not going to let you throw that away! And think about your friends! If you killed yourself on that stupid starvation diet, how would Tootie and Nat feel? (Starts pacing.) And what about me? I... I wouldn't have anyone to pick on, that's all... And... Blair I'd miss you, too. We may fight all the time, but I can admit, it wouldn't be the same around here without you. (Yells again.) So don't go messin' up your life and everyone else's around you because of a stupid dress size!
B: (Whispers.) I'm going to ask Mrs. Garret about some popular diets.
(She sniffs and wipes away a tear. She stands up, then as she walks past Jo, Jo puts a hand on her shoulder.)
J: I'm sorry, Blair. But please, just promise me that you won't starve yourself.
B: (Shrugs her hand off.) Okay, I promise. (She turns around and Jo discovers that she had been crying the whole time.) Jo? Thanks for your concern. (She walks out the door, leaving an exasperated Jo picking up glass shards.)

I have another chapter, but it's lost at this present moment in an old school notebook, I'll look for it tonight. Adios!

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Old 06-25-2001, 04:08 PM   #6
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I love it so far. I hope you find the second chapter and I hope you write more!

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