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JT · 06-22-2001, 10:57 PM

The Facts of Life:
Just a Gallon 'o Milk (1990)
Last ep of this mini-season
Cast:
Cloris Leachman-Not in episode
Lisa Welchel
Kim Fields
Mindy Cohn
Nancy McKeon
MacKenzie Astin-not in episode
Sherrie Krenn-not episode
and Scott Bryce.-not in episode
Synopsis:When the four young women go to get some groceries they are held hostage by a...hostage holder...oh did we mention that they are stuck in a supermarket?!
Scene:1:Over Our Heads:Tootie,Jo,etc.
Nat:Hey Jo you wanna come to the store with us later tonight?
Jo:Yeah I need some Armour Oil for my bike.You are going to Wal-Mart right?
Toot:Yeah.
Blair:We'll leave in about 20 minutes.
Jo:I'll be ready just have to take a quick shower.
Blair:Yeah you were actually washing the winnabago!
Jo:Blair sometimes I'm not so sure about you!
Scene:2:Wal-Mart:All of the above.
Robber:OK Lady open up the cash register.That's right That's right.(Points gun at Blair)
Blair:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Robber:Shut up Princess Di and give me those Bloomingdale's!and those Macy's!
Blair:My shoes he stole my shoes! and my bracelets!
Robber:Shut up Di!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(goes over to tootie)
Robber:Hey give me those nerds!
Tootie:They're $.25 cents there on the rack.
Robber

on't you play any games with me!I'm telling you another crack like that and I'll shoot!
Tootie:Here!Take the stupid nerds!
Nat:Stupid nerds?
Robber:Shut up Roseanne nobody's talki-hey you have my favorite drink a Pepsi.
Nat:Here take it.Since I passed up my chance to go to Europe I don't need anything!
Cashier#4:Security!!!!
Cashier#2:They are taking...A LUNCH BRAKE!
Jo:Oh I'll break something!
Blair:No need to be excited!
All:Shut up Diana!
Blair

on't call me that!
Robber:OK everyone into the back of the store!(there are only about 55 people in the store because it's like 7 in the morning on a Saturday!)
Scene:3:Hours Later:In the back of the store.
Jo

whispering to the gals)I got an idea.
Since he wants us to stay back here we can each get weapons!
Blair:I'm gonna stick finger nail polish all up his nose!
Jo:Yes Blair I am very scared of you(with alot of space between the words)
Nat:I got it!I'm gonna make hime like an egg and beat him!
Toot:I got the bubble and I'm putting soap in his face!
Scene:4:Isle 56:All the gals smeaking up on the robber!
Robber:What's so strange around here?
Jo:I gotcha now!(swings bat from sporting goods)
Nat:Me too!(sticking whisk in his mouth with turning it with the crank!)
Toot:Me too!(Sprits Soap in eyes!)
Blair:I have gotten you!(Pours polish up his nose.)
Robber:I give up!

I know this was short but hey I have to see Laugh-In!

Guest Starring:
Tom Hanks as Robber
Joyce Bulifant as Cashier #2
Patti Deutsh as Cashier #4

Next week on the Facts of Life:
Rick starts getting on the cheating ways so Jo brings the newley premeired "Jerry Springer" to catch him at the diner with another girl so she brings him on the show in which she decides to divorce the stupid jerk!In this two parter that opens the new 1990-1991 season!

letsgoreyes · 06-23-2001, 08:44 AM

that was funny and good but short.

06-22-2001, 10:57 PM	#1
JT Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 29, 2001 Location: USA Posts: 7,223	"Just a Gallon 'o Milk" (Season:10,Episode:5) The Facts of Life: Just a Gallon 'o Milk (1990) Last ep of this mini-season Cast: Cloris Leachman-Not in episode Lisa Welchel Kim Fields Mindy Cohn Nancy McKeon MacKenzie Astin-not in episode Sherrie Krenn-not episode and Scott Bryce.-not in episode Synopsis:When the four young women go to get some groceries they are held hostage by a...hostage holder...oh did we mention that they are stuck in a supermarket?! Scene:1:Over Our Heads:Tootie,Jo,etc. Nat:Hey Jo you wanna come to the store with us later tonight? Jo:Yeah I need some Armour Oil for my bike.You are going to Wal-Mart right? Toot:Yeah. Blair:We'll leave in about 20 minutes. Jo:I'll be ready just have to take a quick shower. Blair:Yeah you were actually washing the winnabago! Jo:Blair sometimes I'm not so sure about you! Scene:2:Wal-Mart:All of the above. Robber:OK Lady open up the cash register.That's right That's right.(Points gun at Blair) Blair:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Robber:Shut up Princess Di and give me those Bloomingdale's!and those Macy's! Blair:My shoes he stole my shoes! and my bracelets! Robber:Shut up Di!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(goes over to tootie) Robber:Hey give me those nerds! Tootie:They're $.25 cents there on the rack. Robberon't you play any games with me!I'm telling you another crack like that and I'll shoot! Tootie:Here!Take the stupid nerds! Nat:Stupid nerds? Robber:Shut up Roseanne nobody's talki-hey you have my favorite drink a Pepsi. Nat:Here take it.Since I passed up my chance to go to Europe I don't need anything! Cashier#4:Security!!!! Cashier#2:They are taking...A LUNCH BRAKE! Jo:Oh I'll break something! Blair:No need to be excited! All:Shut up Diana! Blairon't call me that! Robber:OK everyone into the back of the store!(there are only about 55 people in the store because it's like 7 in the morning on a Saturday!) Scene:3:Hours Later:In the back of the store. Jowhispering to the gals)I got an idea. Since he wants us to stay back here we can each get weapons! Blair:I'm gonna stick finger nail polish all up his nose! Jo:Yes Blair I am very scared of you(with alot of space between the words) Nat:I got it!I'm gonna make hime like an egg and beat him! Toot:I got the bubble and I'm putting soap in his face! Scene:4:Isle 56:All the gals smeaking up on the robber! Robber:What's so strange around here? Jo:I gotcha now!(swings bat from sporting goods) Nat:Me too!(sticking whisk in his mouth with turning it with the crank!) Toot:Me too!(Sprits Soap in eyes!) Blair:I have gotten you!(Pours polish up his nose.) Robber:I give up! I know this was short but hey I have to see Laugh-In! Guest Starring: Tom Hanks as Robber Joyce Bulifant as Cashier #2 Patti Deutsh as Cashier #4 Next week on the Facts of Life: Rick starts getting on the cheating ways so Jo brings the newley premeired "Jerry Springer" to catch him at the diner with another girl so she brings him on the show in which she decides to divorce the stupid jerk!In this two parter that opens the new 1990-1991 season!

06-23-2001, 08:44 AM	#2
letsgoreyes Member Forum Regular Join Date: Jun 13, 2001 Posts: 524	that was funny and good but short.