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Wachootalkinabout · 06-19-2001, 06:08 PM

Well, if you want to know about the spin-off visit the topic "Coming Soon (fanfic wise)", Enough Commercials, prepare for the Series Premiere of the Facts of Life spin-off (SPUN OFF FROM THIS EPISODE!) Westland. Now here is the presentation...of the episode entitled "Where's Westland?"

DIRECTED/WRITTEN BY: Wachootalkinabout

FACTS OF LIFE
Episode name: Where’s Westland?

Edna: Girls!! Girls!!
Jo: Yeah, Mrs. G.?
Edna: Are you all hungry for lunch?
Blair: Where would we be dining?
Edna: At Westland.
Tootie: You mean the Westland with the all male student-body?
Edna: Yes.
Nat: The Westland that the best looking guys in the world attend to?
Edna (with annoyance): Yes.
Blair: You mean the Westland with men that have exquisite tastes in fashion attend to?
Edna (angered): YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jo: You mean…No, just kiddin’ Mrs. G.
Edna: Whewwwww! Let’s go.

(IN CAR)
(Blair is driving)
Blair: Where is Westland, anyway?
Edna: I don’t know, I thought you knew, do you know, Nat?
Nat: Know what?
Edna: Where Westland is?
Nat: No, I thought Tootie knew.
Tootie: And I thought you knew, Nat.
Blair: Well, I have an idea!
Jo: Oh, No!
Edna: By the way, Jo, do you know?
Jo: No.
Blair: If we got back to Eastland and just go west we have to eventually end up at Westland!
Edna: Hey, great idea, turn the car around!
Blair: Okay.

(BACK AT EASTLAND)
Blair: Mrs. G. which was is west?
Edna: That way (points)
Blair: Okay. (“vroomm’s” the engine 3 times)
Jo: Blair, no, no don’t do that you’ll break the engine.
Blair: So-rry
(Car starts moving)
Nat: I think I’m gonna be carsick. (takes out a back and pukes in it)
Tootie: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gross!
Jo: Calm down Toot-ster. We have a long ways to---
Tootie: WHO ARE YOU CALLIN’ TOOT-STER, BEST NOT BE ME CAUSE YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE DON’T CALL ME REGULAR, PLAIN, OLD TOOTIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edna: Tootie, calm down WE’RE HE-ERE!

(IN THE CAFETERIA)
Waiter: What would you like?
Jo: (fastly) Dude, we’d like 3 pizzas, extra-cheese, hold the crust. Make sure you put extra dough on the bottom cause other wise (slowly) This will go in your face! (Holds fist up.
Waiter: O-O-okay, anything else.
Jo: NO!
Blair: Hey, look over there! GUYS COME OVER HERE!!!!
(4 students and a man walk over)
Student #1: Hi, who are you.
Blair: I’m Blair.
Tootie: I’m Tootie.
Jo: I’m Jo.
Nat: I’m Natalie.
Edna: And I’M Mrs. Garrett and we’re from Eastland.
Student #2: Ooooh Eastland students!
Student #1: I’m Blake
#2: I’m Donald.
#3: I’m Joseph.
#4: I’m Nate
Man: Aaaaaaaaaand I’m Mr. Gallopter.
Blair: Hi Blake
Tootie: Hi Donald.
Jo: Hi Joseph.
Nat: Hi Nate.
Edna: Helllllllllo Mr. Gallopter. What is your phone number, we have to get going.
Gallopter: 555-0000
Edna: Thanks, LET’S GO GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(They all get in car and camera shows car going off)

THE END!

COMING ON JUNE 23, 2001 (THIS SATURDAY!) THE SEASON PREIMERE OF "WESTLAND"

JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo · 06-19-2001, 08:38 PM

what was that suppose to be about?

callmetootie · 06-19-2001, 08:45 PM

Ummmm...that was pretty...how can I say this...it wasn't THAT bad...but not good either.

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Andrew Carden

Wachootalkinabout · 06-19-2001, 09:45 PM

Yeah, that was kinda bad, so is the begining of the first episode of WESTLAND. But, you get use to the way they're written. If you have any ideas direct them to me at:

E-Mail: Pisces0285@yahoo.com
IM: Drinksumyummy
Or...HERE!

06-19-2001, 06:08 PM	#1
Wachootalkinabout Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jun 18, 2001 Posts: 47	FACTS OF LIFE fan fic RIGHT BEFORE SPIN OFF Well, if you want to know about the spin-off visit the topic "Coming Soon (fanfic wise)", Enough Commercials, prepare for the Series Premiere of the Facts of Life spin-off (SPUN OFF FROM THIS EPISODE!) Westland. Now here is the presentation...of the episode entitled "Where's Westland?" DIRECTED/WRITTEN BY: Wachootalkinabout FACTS OF LIFE Episode name: Where’s Westland? Edna: Girls!! Girls!! Jo: Yeah, Mrs. G.? Edna: Are you all hungry for lunch? Blair: Where would we be dining? Edna: At Westland. Tootie: You mean the Westland with the all male student-body? Edna: Yes. Nat: The Westland that the best looking guys in the world attend to? Edna (with annoyance): Yes. Blair: You mean the Westland with men that have exquisite tastes in fashion attend to? Edna (angered): YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jo: You mean…No, just kiddin’ Mrs. G. Edna: Whewwwww! Let’s go. (IN CAR) (Blair is driving) Blair: Where is Westland, anyway? Edna: I don’t know, I thought you knew, do you know, Nat? Nat: Know what? Edna: Where Westland is? Nat: No, I thought Tootie knew. Tootie: And I thought you knew, Nat. Blair: Well, I have an idea! Jo: Oh, No! Edna: By the way, Jo, do you know? Jo: No. Blair: If we got back to Eastland and just go west we have to eventually end up at Westland! Edna: Hey, great idea, turn the car around! Blair: Okay. (BACK AT EASTLAND) Blair: Mrs. G. which was is west? Edna: That way (points) Blair: Okay. (“vroomm’s” the engine 3 times) Jo: Blair, no, no don’t do that you’ll break the engine. Blair: So-rry (Car starts moving) Nat: I think I’m gonna be carsick. (takes out a back and pukes in it) Tootie: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gross! Jo: Calm down Toot-ster. We have a long ways to--- Tootie: WHO ARE YOU CALLIN’ TOOT-STER, BEST NOT BE ME CAUSE YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE DON’T CALL ME REGULAR, PLAIN, OLD TOOTIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Edna: Tootie, calm down WE’RE HE-ERE! (IN THE CAFETERIA) Waiter: What would you like? Jo: (fastly) Dude, we’d like 3 pizzas, extra-cheese, hold the crust. Make sure you put extra dough on the bottom cause other wise (slowly) This will go in your face! (Holds fist up. Waiter: O-O-okay, anything else. Jo: NO! Blair: Hey, look over there! GUYS COME OVER HERE!!!! (4 students and a man walk over) Student #1: Hi, who are you. Blair: I’m Blair. Tootie: I’m Tootie. Jo: I’m Jo. Nat: I’m Natalie. Edna: And I’M Mrs. Garrett and we’re from Eastland. Student #2: Ooooh Eastland students! Student #1: I’m Blake #2: I’m Donald. #3: I’m Joseph. #4: I’m Nate Man: Aaaaaaaaaand I’m Mr. Gallopter. Blair: Hi Blake Tootie: Hi Donald. Jo: Hi Joseph. Nat: Hi Nate. Edna: Helllllllllo Mr. Gallopter. What is your phone number, we have to get going. Gallopter: 555-0000 Edna: Thanks, LET’S GO GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (They all get in car and camera shows car going off) THE END! COMING ON JUNE 23, 2001 (THIS SATURDAY!) THE SEASON PREIMERE OF "WESTLAND"

06-19-2001, 08:38 PM	#2
JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo A and J Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: May 31, 2001 Location: .S.C. Posts: 3,070	what was that suppose to be about?

06-19-2001, 08:45 PM	#3
callmetootie Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 06, 2001 Location: Clifton Park, NY Posts: 4,768	Ummmm...that was pretty...how can I say this...it wasn't THAT bad...but not good either. ------------------ Andrew Carden

06-19-2001, 09:45 PM	#4
Wachootalkinabout Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jun 18, 2001 Posts: 47	Yeah, that was kinda bad, so is the begining of the first episode of WESTLAND. But, you get use to the way they're written. If you have any ideas direct them to me at: E-Mail: Pisces0285@yahoo.com IM: Drinksumyummy Or...HERE!