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Frank Gannucci · 09-28-2007, 09:05 AM

"Catch A Star":

Alice: "Ralph, if you think that you are going to get Jackie Gleason to come to this dance of yours, you are out of your mind."

Ralph: "There she (Alice) is: Happy Mildred!"

"Out of Sight, Out of Mind":

(Ralph is at the psychiatrist's office.)

Doctor (to Ralph): "You are going to like this. This is fun. This is an aptitude test."

Ed: "Can three people play?"

"Better Living Through TV":

Ralph: "Nobody is 100% Alice."

Alice: "You are. You have been wrong every time."

"Movies Are Better Than Ever":

Ralph: "This poolroom ain't big enough for you and me."

Ed: "This poolroom isn’t big enough for you and anybody."

"Songwriters":

Ralph: "You're not stopping me. I am loaded with ideas."

Alice: "Anybody who hears those ideas will sure think that you are loaded."

"Two For The Money":

Ralph: "Another tail may be hanging from this Raccoon cap. Then another and another. Pretty soon, I can become a thirteen-tail man. Do you know what that is like Alice, to be a thirteen-tail man?"

Alice: "It must be pretty special since a monkey only has one."

"My Fair Landlord":

(Ed comes out with a sailboat. Ralph wants to take a bath.)

Ralph: "You don't mean to tell me that you kept me waiting out here for 20 minutes while you were in there playing with a boat in the tub?"

Ed: "I'm sorry Ralph. This is a new boat. We were on the Shakedown Cruise!"

"Unconventional Behavior":

(Ed & Ralph are handcuffed on a train. Ed tried saying "Boomph" to get out, like he was instructed but it doesn't work.)

Ralph: "I have had enough of the boomphing. Get the key out and open them up."

Ed: "There isn’t a key. You got to boomph your way out."

Ralph (yells): "I AM GOING TO BOOMPH YOU OUT OF THE WHOLE CAR."

"Ralph Kramden Inc.":

Alice: "I burned my finger on that darned stove."

Ralph: "If you are not burning yourself, it's my food."
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09-28-2007, 09:05 AM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,043	Friday's Quotes: "Catch A Star": Alice: "Ralph, if you think that you are going to get Jackie Gleason to come to this dance of yours, you are out of your mind." Ralph: "There she (Alice) is: Happy Mildred!" "Out of Sight, Out of Mind": (Ralph is at the psychiatrist's office.) Doctor (to Ralph): "You are going to like this. This is fun. This is an aptitude test." Ed: "Can three people play?" "Better Living Through TV": Ralph: "Nobody is 100% Alice." Alice: "You are. You have been wrong every time." "Movies Are Better Than Ever": Ralph: "This poolroom ain't big enough for you and me." Ed: "This poolroom isn’t big enough for you and anybody." "Songwriters": Ralph: "You're not stopping me. I am loaded with ideas." Alice: "Anybody who hears those ideas will sure think that you are loaded." "Two For The Money": Ralph: "Another tail may be hanging from this Raccoon cap. Then another and another. Pretty soon, I can become a thirteen-tail man. Do you know what that is like Alice, to be a thirteen-tail man?" Alice: "It must be pretty special since a monkey only has one." "My Fair Landlord": (Ed comes out with a sailboat. Ralph wants to take a bath.) Ralph: "You don't mean to tell me that you kept me waiting out here for 20 minutes while you were in there playing with a boat in the tub?" Ed: "I'm sorry Ralph. This is a new boat. We were on the Shakedown Cruise!" "Unconventional Behavior": (Ed & Ralph are handcuffed on a train. Ed tried saying "Boomph" to get out, like he was instructed but it doesn't work.) Ralph: "I have had enough of the boomphing. Get the key out and open them up." Ed: "There isn’t a key. You got to boomph your way out." Ralph (yells): "I AM GOING TO BOOMPH YOU OUT OF THE WHOLE CAR." "Ralph Kramden Inc.": Alice: "I burned my finger on that darned stove." Ralph: "If you are not burning yourself, it's my food." Episode Reviews: “Principle of The Thing” & “Songs & Witty Sayings”: