My Miss Congeniality parody fanfic(need help writing it) - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Pippa McKenna · 06-10-2001, 08:49 PM

Sure Jo can get dressed up, but what if she was an officer, forced by the FBI to go undercover to stop a bomb, and was unpolished?

I have the cast ready

Gracie Hart(Jo
Vic(not sure, maybe Mrs.G?)
Agent Matthews(maybe a fellow officer)
Miss Morningside(Blair, definetly)
I need cast ideas for Tootie and Natalie, and any other FOL members you want to see

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Tootie:Will Danny open the door?

Mrs.Garrett: No, that kid would've been great at the Alamo!

JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo · 06-10-2001, 09:54 PM

write it! it sounds good!!! don't make her married to rick though, and have Nat, Tootie, Blair in there somehow!!

JoExstead · 06-11-2001, 07:47 PM

Thats a really cool idea! You can make Nat and Tootie other pagent girls if you want.

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Teddy: What are you afriad of? Your afriad I'll break your heart.

Jinny: Teddy, I would roll over you like Grant took Richmond.

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Jinny: Why don't you let me tell you a little about my family. See, I never really had a birthday party, unless of course you WANNA count my 15th, where my father came for cake plastered and in his underwear! Oh, ya. by the way, my mom couldn't make it that year either because sadly 6 months earlier she BLEW HER BRAINS OUT!

Teddy: Jinny, Oh my God!

Jinny: As for my brother, ya, John. See, he just doesn't like you unless your American, white and straight! And, as for me, a few weeks ago, when, ah, I had that nutcase after me, I made a list of all the guys that I've slept with in the past two years...I couldn't remember some of their names.

Teddy: Stop!

Jinny: You know what? THIS IS WHO I AM! THIS IS MY FAMILY. C'mon. It's your turn. You go ahead...flash that all American, prep school, chior boy smile and you tell me that it doesn't matter....it doesn't change anything.....Ya, that's what I thought!

yes..that did take me forever....but that is Jinny's life.

Pippa McKenna · 06-12-2001, 06:05 PM

everything sounds great, Tootie is going 2 parody Cheryl Fraiser and Nat will be the Texas rep

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Tootie:Will Danny open the door?

Mrs.Garrett: No, that kid would've been great at the Alamo!

Nat: OK, secure all valuables to higher ground- keep tossin that porcelain boys.

Pippa McKenna · 06-14-2001, 03:54 PM

Here it is, the fanfic!

2001

Special Agent Jo Polnicazek is in a Greek diner reading MOTORBIKE WEEKLY. She sees a man 2 tables away with a Russian, she notifies her partners, and then......... you continue

BlairW_1 · 06-17-2001, 01:19 PM

Hey, I just saw Miss Congeniality, and I really wanna write, but I can't write from there. Could you write a lil more, plz? Y'all, I LOVE that movie!

I really like Miss Texas, she uses my vocabulary!

Y'all write more now, ya hear?

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I'm the cutie with the booty, the hottie with the body, the honey with the money, I'm the baby, gotta love me!

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers... Boy, I bet they tasted awful!

I'm a blonde babe that can beat boys at basketball, no prob!

~*Danielle*~
<3 y'all!

06-10-2001, 08:49 PM	#1
Pippa McKenna Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Dec 17, 2000 Posts: 98	My Miss Congeniality parody fanfic(need help writing it) Sure Jo can get dressed up, but what if she was an officer, forced by the FBI to go undercover to stop a bomb, and was unpolished? I have the cast ready Gracie Hart(Jo Vic(not sure, maybe Mrs.G?) Agent Matthews(maybe a fellow officer) Miss Morningside(Blair, definetly) I need cast ideas for Tootie and Natalie, and any other FOL members you want to see ------------------ Tootie:Will Danny open the door? Mrs.Garrett: No, that kid would've been great at the Alamo!

06-10-2001, 09:54 PM	#2
JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo A and J Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: May 31, 2001 Location: .S.C. Posts: 3,070	write it! it sounds good!!! don't make her married to rick though, and have Nat, Tootie, Blair in there somehow!!

06-11-2001, 07:47 PM	#3
JoExstead Member Frequent Poster Join Date: May 07, 2001 Location: Meford, MA (very boring town) Posts: 334	Thats a really cool idea! You can make Nat and Tootie other pagent girls if you want. ------------------ Teddy: What are you afriad of? Your afriad I'll break your heart. Jinny: Teddy, I would roll over you like Grant took Richmond. ------------------------- Jinny: Why don't you let me tell you a little about my family. See, I never really had a birthday party, unless of course you WANNA count my 15th, where my father came for cake plastered and in his underwear! Oh, ya. by the way, my mom couldn't make it that year either because sadly 6 months earlier she BLEW HER BRAINS OUT! Teddy: Jinny, Oh my God! Jinny: As for my brother, ya, John. See, he just doesn't like you unless your American, white and straight! And, as for me, a few weeks ago, when, ah, I had that nutcase after me, I made a list of all the guys that I've slept with in the past two years...I couldn't remember some of their names. Teddy: Stop! Jinny: You know what? THIS IS WHO I AM! THIS IS MY FAMILY. C'mon. It's your turn. You go ahead...flash that all American, prep school, chior boy smile and you tell me that it doesn't matter....it doesn't change anything.....Ya, that's what I thought! yes..that did take me forever....but that is Jinny's life.

06-12-2001, 06:05 PM	#4
Pippa McKenna Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Dec 17, 2000 Posts: 98	everything sounds great, Tootie is going 2 parody Cheryl Fraiser and Nat will be the Texas rep ------------------ Tootie:Will Danny open the door? Mrs.Garrett: No, that kid would've been great at the Alamo! Nat: OK, secure all valuables to higher ground- keep tossin that porcelain boys.

06-14-2001, 03:54 PM	#5
Pippa McKenna Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Dec 17, 2000 Posts: 98	Here it is, the fanfic! 2001 Special Agent Jo Polnicazek is in a Greek diner reading MOTORBIKE WEEKLY. She sees a man 2 tables away with a Russian, she notifies her partners, and then......... you continue

06-17-2001, 01:19 PM	#6
BlairW_1 Mindanao Machiku Senior Member Join Date: Dec 21, 2000 Location: Temporarily in Ok, permanent location ^ there! Posts: 1,011	Hey, I just saw Miss Congeniality, and I really wanna write, but I can't write from there. Could you write a lil more, plz? Y'all, I LOVE that movie! I really like Miss Texas, she uses my vocabulary! Y'all write more now, ya hear? ------------------ I'm the cutie with the booty, the hottie with the body, the honey with the money, I'm the baby, gotta love me! Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers... Boy, I bet they tasted awful! I'm a blonde babe that can beat boys at basketball, no prob! ~Danielle~ <3 y'all!